Hi, minna! Here's the first chapter of my first Fullmetal Alchemist fanfic! Hope you'll enjoy it and please, please, don't forget to review!

Disclaimers: CutiePieSakura123 does NOT own Fullmetal Alchemist. She only owns the OCs and her story plot. Arigatoo Gozaimasu!

BANG! BANG! BANG! The rifle of Lieutenant Hawkeye barked at the enemy.

Think about that stupid nurse who flirted with Colonel Mustang! Ugh! So disgusting, she thought, It makes me wanna—BANG! BANG! BANG!

-Flashback-

"Are you sure you're okay?" nurse asked Colonel Mustang sweetly." Maybe I should give you a massage…"

The Colonel turned the invitation down." N-No thanks", he stammered."I think I'm fine—"

The nurse started to insist her favor. "Oh come on, Sir! You know that it will help in speeding up the recovery process", she said coyly.

Mustang protested." Oh no! I shouldn't! Maybe I should pa—"

"Colonel, need to talk. About the military, I mean", Lieutenant Hawkeye interrupted. She glared daggers at the poor nurse. The nurse started to slowly leave the room.

"M-My Goodness, I should really get –"

"You have the obligation to remain silent. If any of these leak outside these 4 walls", she warned, pointing a gun at her, ready to shoot, "You'll face the consequences.. Understood?"

She paused and the nurse froze in her tracks. Then, out of fear, she high-tailed out of the place.

-End of flashback-

"Lieutenant Hawkeye! Lieutenant Hawkeye! Stop!

He's dead for Pete's sake!" a short (A/N: Don't kill me Ed!) golden-eyed blonde shouted. "Huh? He's not yet dead? That damn bastard!", she said blankly. Quickly throwing her gun aside, she got out a Caliber 50 machine gun and continually shot the poor, lifeless being. Non –stop.

Soon, after a kabillion jillion shots, the head exploded like a balloon bursting with lots of blood.

That damn nurse! I'll show her gun power! She thought angrily. The lifeless body got torn to ribbons and looked like a dog's chew toy. (A/N: Aww, poor guy! This is what you get when you mess with Riza in her bad mood! Warning! Warning!)

Al tried to stop the gun-holding maniac. She couldn't control her bloodlust anymore, obviously. Even Ed can't stop her so he sat there and started eating a box of popcorn. (A/N: Edward always keeps an extra stash of popcorn! He can't resist but watch the blood lust these days running around.)

"Lieutenant, pls. stop! He's not the nurse!" Al cried, "I know you're jealous! But look at the poor uh-uh, err, thing! Yeah thing…", he hesitated to name the nameless being.

She snapped back to reality and looked at her target. Al was right. It was something, better yet, an unnamed kind of mass. It looked like mashed potatoes served with -(A/N: shuddering with disgust. I can't watch!) nothing just nothing.

Quickly, Riza gained her composure again and they all started to move. "And another thing, I'm NOT jealous!" Riza stressed out, blushing. Ed scoffed,' Tch, Yeah right! Liar! Liar! Pants on—"The gun clicked." N-never mind," Ed broke off.

Al chuckled," I guess you're too short to be-"

"WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE COULD BE EASILY CREAMED BY MARINE TANKS AND BABIES?" Ed exploded.

"I never said anything like that! It's just that you weren't seen-"

"AAAAAAHHHHH WHAT IS THIS PREJUDICE IN HEIGHT?"

Lieutenant Hughes interrupted," C'mon boys!" he said being ahead of them. "I wanna get this over so I can see my little Alicia again!"

"AAAAAGH! MY EARS!", the boys complained. (A/N: Al doesn't even have ears….)

"Sure fine whatever! Just stop talking about-"

"WATCH OUT!" Lieutenant Hawkeye pushed them away(A/N: She threw them so far, they're like Team Rocket blasting off in Pokémon) Since she threw them so far away, they ended up in front of Colonel Mustang's feet.

"Edward, Al how did you do that?" L. Ross asked wide eyed.

"What do you mean?" Edward grunted while rubbing his head." Good thing Al is made of metal, he doesn't have to be bruised and bleeding in the inside."

"Niichan! That's not fun-"Al was cut off from his sentence when Col. Mustang asked," Where is Lieutenant Hawkeye? I thought she was with you."

"Huh? You mean her? That crazy woman? Come to think of it, she didn't fly with us in Pal express" Ed said sarcastically. Slapping his neck," Stupid bug!—"

"She's still there? Where?" The Colonel asked.

"Oh she will be fine. She always has been-"BOOM! A loud explosion rang into their ears.

"That's where Lieutenant Hawkeye is!" Al pointed out.

'This can't be happening. I'll call the medics and search parties to look for Lieutenant Hawkeye!", Lieutenant Ross exclaimed.

And then they saw a familiar figure running towards them, the guy was panting

"Lieutenant Hawkeye just got hit! I was just too far to help her!' Lieutenant Hughes reported.

Colonel Mustang blindly ran towards the explosion….Riza….

Well, I hope you liked this chapter! If you have suggestions or comments please! Please! Send them to meeee. Sorry about not getting straight to the point. I promise I will really get straight to the point next time! Ja Ne!