Fred Weasley: If you want to protect your wand from "Hogwarts", don't enter her Chamber of Secrets.

(3 minutes ago)

Harry Potter commented on Fred Weasley's status:
Fred! Is this because of Angelina?

Fred Weasley commented on his own status:
Of course not, it's for Neville...

Harry Potter commented on Fred Weasley's status:
o_o

Draco Malfoy: I dare you to replace the word "wand" for "willy" for the whole day.

(a second ago)

Ron Weasley commented on Draco Malfoy's status:
HP6- pg 65
"There was no need to stick the willy in that hard" He said gruffly, clambering to his feet, "It hurt."

Blaise Zabini commented on Draco Malfoy's status:
"I is not doing it!' she squealed, her eyes rolling in terror.
"I is not, I is not, I is not knowing how! I is a good elf, I isn't using willies, I isn't know how!"
"You've been caught red-handed, elf!" Mr. Diggory roared-
"Caught with the guilty willy in your hand!" -HP4, p136

Draco Malfoy commented on his own status:
"He and all the other Weasleys froze on the threshold, gazing at the scene in front of them,
which was also suspended in mid-action, both Sirius and Snape looking toward the door with their willies
pointing into each other's faces and Harry immobile between them..."

Astoria Greengrass commented on Draco Malfoy's status:
"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well - I was at Hogwarts meself but I - er - got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth.
In me third year. They snapped me willy in half an' everything.

Lord Voldemort: No, you have not been put under an unforgivable curse,
that's just what Monday feels like.

(2 seconds ago)

Harry Potter commented on Lord Voldemort's status:
I'm afraid to say that I actually agree with that.

Lord Voldemort commented on his own status:
Do you want to anger me, boy?