E-POV

I was standing in our room looking out into the backyard, it looked beautiful, and Pam really outdid herself. Right about now Sookie and Pam should be putting on her dress in Pam's room if they are on time with the schedule that Pam issued me today. My friend Alcied flew in to act as my best man and was sitting on the bed getting all kinds of wrinkled, but I warned him so he can deal with Pam's wrath if he won't heed my advice.

"Dude, your wife is Hott with two 't's'" Alcied said, thumbing through a photo album that was in my bedside drawer.

"Ya she is the best, she's hot, funny, sweet, kind, she listens to me while I talk about comics and she is a hell of a lay… really dude it's true what they say, when you find the one you just know. I can't imagine living another day without her and it's hard for me to remember life before her." Alcied looked disgusted as he looked at me and flipped the page in the photo book never breaking eye contact with me and said.

"Did your balls fall of and replace themselves with a vagina?" I jokingly grabbed my crotch and looked thoughtfully into the distance and said.

"Naw, I'm good there still here." He shook his head and muttered something douche like under his breath. I ignored it and returned to looking out the window, but a very loud excited Alcied made me jump when he called my name and asked.

"Hey dude, can I have this one for my whack stack?" I frowned and snatched the picture of Sookie in her bikini and the rest of the photo book away from him with a growl and said.

"ALCIED! I will not let you have a picture of my wife so you can masturbate to it." He looked taken aback and said.

"Why? In college you gave me nudes of some of the chicks you banged." I sighed and rubbed the bridge of my nose remembering why I only see Alcied 4 or 5 times a year now.

"I didn't like any of those girls let alone love them, got it?" A look of understanding passed his face and as if the gates of heaven opened Alcied finally got a clue.

"Sorry dude, I guess until now I didn't really think you were going to go through with this. We should hang out more so I'm not blindsided when you turn into a grown up." I laughed and tossed on my jacket and tossed Alcied his, and said.

"Ya, maybe you should move away from Florida and come join me here. The market for flips is awesome, plus less elderly." He chuckled and replied.

"Ya Florida is hella full of old farts, I have been thinking of opening my own construction company…" I grabbed him and lead him out before saying.

"Put that on the back burner for now, because I'm going to go get married to a super hot chick." When we got to the stairs he took my hand and gave me a man hug and said.

"Shibby." I nodded and said.

"Shibby man, shibby." I wonder if I will always revert back to an 18 year old in Alcied's presence.

We walked over to the back doors where Pam was getting things organized. I went over to introduce Alcied to her because he was 3 hours late to her "call time" and he missed the wedding morning brunch she organized. Needless to say she was not thrilled, I tried to explain to her that Alcied hates schedules and will make a point to break them even if it is convenient to him. I'm pretty sure she took it as a personal challenge.

Pam was standing in all her glory in a simple knee length royal purple silk dress with beading on the skirt that looked like gusts of wind. She was holding Erika who was dressed in a cute white lacy dress and had on a white mini top hat… I had to laugh at that. I knew she thought the minion costume was funny.

"Pam this is Alcied." She squinted her eyes and handed me Erika before she started to fuss over Alcied.

"You're LATE and you're WRINKLED! I should put your balls in my purse, but this is my sister's wedding day and you hold some value to Eric so I will let it slide. Did a toddler tie your tie? Come here and stand still so I can fix it." I saw Alcied's eyes light up which can never be a good sign… dear god please don't let him sleep with my sister in law.

"I like you, you're bossy." He said, as she was fussing with her tie. I just turned my attention to Erika who was placing sloppy baby kisses all over my face while I tried to pretend not to see what was happening in front of me. When I turned back I saw a smile on Pam's face that terrified me more than when she is pissed.

"Yes well that is my Daughter, I'm divorced but if you can roll with that I'm game to hump later." Pam said.

"What the fuck Pam!" I hissed.

"Watch your fucking language around my kid ass hole!" Pam said as she took Erika back from me. Really this can't be happening, can it? Why the hell did I say he should move out here? Acting as if nothing had just happened Alcied answered her question.

"Whateve's I like kids and the divorce just gives you an air of mystery. I'm tote's down for some humpage, what time does Erika fall asleep?" Pam's psycho smile just got wider as she said.

"I like how you think, no baby sitters the less people handling her the better umm… she should go down at 8pm and be out until about 5am then she will eat and need a diaper change before she goes down for another 3 hours or so." I started to bang my head on the wall but they continued to ignore me. Alcied spoke again and I contemplated getting my gun.

"If I change her diaper do I get a morning fuck?" I feel horrified at the fact that this is the most professional I have ever heard Alcied.

"Yes of course, fair warning that it is a turd load 9 times out of 10." He looked her up and down and said.

"I think it will be worth it." Pam grabbed my neck and pulled me away from the wall and towards her and asked.

"Why have I net met him before now?" I sighed and rubbed my face before answering.

"First, he lives in Florida. Second, Sam always hated him." She continued to smile and seeing this much of her teeth is really starting to creep me the fuck out. Even on her wedding day she had a scowl.

"Just one more reason why divorcing him was a good idea. Come now you two Sookie will be down any second go to the gazebo." I nodded to her and shoved Alcied out the door, he was staring at Pam like a love sick puppy and she was smiling… both things weirded me out.

We took our spots and the reverend that Pam lined up was standing with us, he was nice his name is Lafayette and he is probably wearing more make-up than the bride… mental not make sure to get pictures with him. I look out into the tiny crowd here for our wedding. My Mom is blubbering in front next to her was Sookies friends Amelia and Claudine. Claudine's brother Claude is eyeing Lafayette like the last glass of water in the Sahara and then 6 empty chairs with roses on them for Sookies parents, her Gran and Poppy and my Memaw and Pop Pop.

I was ready to get this show on the road, and was very excited when I heard the music start. I stared at the back doors until they opened and out walked Pam holding Erica holding a small bouquet of sun flowers. Then the piece de résistance MY Sookie came into view, she was wearing a tea length ivory lace wedding dress and with her hair in the victory rolls and her blood red lips she looked like something that just fell out of a movie from the 40's. She was stunning and this was so her because Sookie is a timeless classic.

She made it down the aisle and handed Pam her flowers and took my hand saying.

"Hey what's up?" I smiled at her and said.

"Oh you know same old, I'm thinking about getting married today." She winked and licked her lips before saying.

"Oh really me too? We should marry each other." I pulled her a little close and whispered in her ear.

"Sounds like a plan."

Crap was said, rings were exchanged we kissed… I don't really remember it all because I was so excited and Sookie looked so freaking good, but it just cemented the fact that it was a good idea to pay someone to film it because I am going to need to watch it back to make a memory.

When we finally made it to our room that night I tossed her on the bed and started to gently remove her dress because I know she would kill me if I ripped it. As I pulled down the zipped I saw red, gold and blue peeking at me.

"Sookie, is this fucking Wonder Woman?" She shucked off the dress confirming my suspicions and pulling on gold thigh high boots and adding Wonder Woman's head band.

"Well I assumed you were wearing your super man t-shirt under your suit because I know you can't wear a suit without it… I thought we could kind of match." I growled ripping my shirt open, sending button everywhere, revealing what she already knew was under there and said.

"Do you have the lasso of truth?" She smirked pulling it from the side of the bed and said.

"What do you take me for?" I moaned and my eyes tried to roll all the way back before I could pull myself together and say.

"You were fucking made for me." As I started to kiss her all she got out was.

"Ditto."