Hey guys, welcome to episode I-don't-even-know!

Please excuse any spacing or other such errors, I copy+pasted this from Google Docs where we were writing it.

Enjoy!

Ariana: Welcome my dearest readers :D

Angel: That's my job!

Ariana: Oh well~ So are we playing Truth or Dare today?

Angel: Yes, yes we are, thanks to a kind gentleman we ll get to later!

Ariana: *maniac giggling*

Bakura: *sigh* do I have to do this?

Angel: YES!

Ariana: Duhhhh Bakura: *more sighing* fine.

Angel: Yay! Ariana, since you seem to have taken my spot today, would you like to introduce the first truth or dare?

Ariana: Why yes, yes I would *clears throat* from Dakotah who is an anon: I dare Bakura to wash all the stuff out of his hair (because let's face it, it's not naturally like that)and let it look normal for a little bit :D Bakura: Uh..

Ariana: There's this thing called gravity and it doesn't exist in anime so his hair IS naturally like that ^.^ Angel: Didn t we discuss this before?

Ariana: I think we did... WHERE IS MARIK? Bakura: No idea, he said he was coming.

Ariana: Well since Angel is distracted with her Homestuck RP, I ll do the next dare. This is the first of many from the lovely VampirePrinssess: I dare Bakura to make-out with Seto and then have Marik walk in

Angel: SETO, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!

Seto: *grumpy* What?

Ariana: You are supposed to make out with Bakura until Marik shows up.

Seto: No.

Angel: I ll give you a dollar!

Seto: money, or no gayness. I CHOOSE MONEY *Bakura proceeds to reluctantly make out with Seto*

Marik: *strolls in* MARIK ISHTAR IS HE- WAT Angel: Hi Marik! *waves*

Marik: BAKURA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Bakura: *pulls back* Dear Ra that was disgusting.

Seto: Can I leave now?

Ariana: No. There are dares and such for you. Somehow you have become a permanent cast member because we like to embarrass you *climbs on chair and pats Seto s head*

Marik: *dramatic tears* Bakura, w-what were you doing?

Bakura: Oh calm your tits, we re playing truth or dare.

Angel: It s fine Marik, it was a dare.

Ariana: Aaaaaaaanyways, next thing is for Ryou. RYOU COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE *crazy person laughter*

Angel: RYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU, GET IN HERE!

Ryou: Yes?

Ariana: You re needed for a truth. It is (also from Vampire): Ryou: when Bakura took over your body to do bad things did you really fight him? or did you, deep inside, like what he was doing to others? Ryou: Uh... I did try to fight him, if that s your... question... yeah.

Ariana: Hmmmm. ANYWAY, next is for Bakura *giggle giggle giggle*

Bakura: .What is it?

Ariana: I dare you to dress like a girl for the whole episode Bakura: *facepalm*

Marik: o.o I-I...

Angel: *shoves a pink dress into Bakura s arms* GET TO IT THEN!

Bakura: *slowly trudges to go change*

Ariana: Well, we should continue since that may take a while... OH, THIS ONE IS FOR ME!

Angel: Ohoho?

Ariana: I have to do whatever Seto wants *dramatic turn to look at Seto*

Seto:... No.

Angel: But this is in your favor, Seto!

Ariana: I have an idea!

Angel: Yeeeeeeeeeeeees?

Ariana: *I* think Seto needs a sex slave *proud face*

Seto: No.

Ariana: But I do whatever you want AND get to dress in bondage-ee clothes THE WHOLE EPISODE

Seto: No.

Ariana: *pout* Is there anything ELSE?

Seto: You could get me something to drink.

Ariana: Can I wear bondage clothes anyway?

Seto: Sure, whatever.

Ariana: AWESOME *runs off to get Seto something to drink*

Bakura: *walks back in with pink dress on blushing like motha fucking crazy*

Angel: ARIANA GET IN HERE YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS.

Ariana: *returns with water and in sexy bondage clothes of doooooom* I have my whore-ee Hot Topic corse- ERRMAHGERD

Angel: DOESN T HE LOOK GREAT?

Ariana: *diediedie*

Marik: *just getting a nosebleed this whole time*

*several hours of everyone flipping the fuck out while Seto drinks his water*

Ariana: Oookay, deeeeeep breaths. The next dare is for Angel (still Vampire who apparently must dare us all): I dare you to dress in a full body turtle costume

Angel: *rips off trenchcoat to reveal turtle costume* I WAS ALREADY WEARING ONE!

Ariana: WOOO LOGIC

Angel: LOGIC FTW! *highfive*

Ariana: And finally, for Marik: I'll have you sit on an egg and pretend to be a chicken Marik: *dashes to kitchen to retrieve egg*

Angel: Well he s enthusiastic, isn t he?

Ariana: He s a strange one. Anyway, while he gets that we can continue. These next few come from chibinekogirl101: BAKURA: Be more affectionate to Marik. STOP BEING MEAN FLUFFY!

Bakura: I don t do affectionate.

Marik: Fluuuuffyyyyyyy!

Bakura: No. Go sit on your egg.

Marik: Okay... *returns to egg*

Ariana: Aaaaalrighty then. NEXT (we can t do your one for me sowwie) MARIK: Dress as a police man and strip for Bakura, then some yaoi :/D Marik: ...But I m sitting on this egg...

Ariana: This is also not T-rated! I hate to be the one moderating this but... yeah. (same goes for your dare Marilynjayfreak)

Angel: Guys, see that T up there? *points up to the rating* It s there for a reason.

Ariana: We would love to give ya ll some sexy yaoi. But we can t.

Angel: We re terribly sorry. We can suggest you guys some good yaoi if you really want.

Ariana: Or leave suggestions in reviews and we ll link to them!

Angel: Just... try to ask some PG-13-er questions, okay? Okay.

Ariana: And now for the lovely gentleman going by the name SilverCoffeeBoy :3

Angel: Heeere we go.

Ariana: Wellllllllll he said lots of words but the first thing was that he loves me. PEOPLE LIKE ME GUYS. THEY ACTUALLY LIKE ME *dies*

Angel: I ll just chill here being forever alone and RPing as Jade.

Ariana: NOOOO I WUV JOO *glomp*

Angel: Didn t that guy say he ships us?

Ariana: So he did... FANSERVICE

Angel: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ariana: Er, yeah. People were asking things XD This one is for Marik: I dare Marik to look at an ice cube for 20 seconds with out touching it Marik: ...YOU MONSTER.

Ariana: Do not insult my fanboy! *pets fanboy s head*

Marik: He s EVIL!

Ariana: *snarl* He s mine Marik: You can have him, jeez!

Ariana: Yay *adorable face* I guess he s not gonna do his dare so, NEXT: Bakura, have you ever seen the sun?

Bakura: No, I travel by tunnel everywhere and all that time in the show when I was outside was a fake me -.-

Ariana: Gosh, don t be so mean to hiiim. This is another thingy for Marik: Marik, do you know what snow is?

Marik: We-

Ariana: ONE TIME I READ THIS FIC THAT WAS MARIK AND BAKURA AND THERE WAS SNOW :3 Angel: DUDE I THINK I READ THAT ONE TOO

Angel: DUDE I THINK I READ THAT ONE TOO

Ariana: I PROLLY SENT IT TO YOU... I'm just going to answer these questions as fast as I can since its 12:40 and we're failing at this whole concentration thing. None of us have been to Alaska, ew no offense fanboy but no puppyshipping D:, if anything you're bi *shrug*, randomnessshowshipping (me and Angel) would be the shit ;D, I love you too fanboy *huggle*, and byee :3

Bakura:... Can I get out of this dress now?

Ariana: No. I have some ideas for you too *perv grin*

Bakura: You are standing there in a whore-ee corset from Hot Topic and planning to film porn... how is this not surprising?

Ariana: *innocent giggle* Alright, Angel seems to have died and gone to RP land so I'll wrap up the show for you people. See you guys soooooooon!

Ariana left me this message, which I will now share with you:

(Stella, for the A.N. let Silver know he can be a ninja. Also remind people to send questions and/or dares but they must be PG-13. I'll just leave this for you~)