MarZ: Hey guys, I got an idea!

Ryou: By idea would that be bad or very bad?

MarZ: I'll give you the third option. Worst idea for the characters!

Evelyn: What? First the Q&A and now what?

MarZ: The guidelines~!

Evelyn: Oh sweet~!

MarZ: I know!

Angela: Honey what's going on here?

Evelyn: Just some OC to Author goody talk.

Angela: Oh really.

Evelyn: Yep! Hey MarZ let's get started!

MarZ: Okie Dokie! Oh and by the way. So sorry If this has similarities, I was inspired! And couldn't help but make this fic! I got Permission to do this!

Disclaimers I don't own transformers! Just the OCs and the plot.

Evelyn's Guideline when living in NEST

#Rule #1: Never piss Mom (Angela) off.

(Golden rule you need to follow)

(Especially the guys, you want your manhood to survive?)

(She's got a new title.)

(The 'Sucker Puncher')

(I was laughing hard on my ass when Mom gave Dad (Optimus) her sucker punch on his face.)

#Rule #2: Do not steal my PJ animal suits then start showing around NEST members!

(Skids and Mudflap stole my bunny suit then started running around showing to everybody!)

(I was burying my face on Dad's hands.)

(He was just laughing rather than scolding the twins.)

(Dad!)

#Rule#3: No AFT grabbing!

(Yeah you heard me)

(Mom!)

(Dad!)

(Jazz!)

(Sides!)

#Rule#4: Never use my powerful puppy eyed look for stupid ideas.

(Sides and Sunny made a hologram of me doing the said look at Dad)

(Dad told me what the twins did.)

(I got pissed)

(I went inside the rec. room and saw two drunken Lambos.)

(I pictured them then printed it and posted in the wall with a writing 'Wanted')

(There's also a small note underneath)

('Twins hunting season, shoot at your spark's content')

#Rule#5: Do not watch the any horror film when Sunny is in the room.

(Me and Sides laughed so hard that Sunny screams like a femme)

(Sunny chased me around the base)

(After he beat Sides to bloody pulp)

Rule#6: Do not ask Mom about where sparklings come from

(Anna asked her while me, Mom and Sarah are talking)

(Mom said "the sparkling maker")

(Anna replied "Who's the sparkling maker?")

(Mom suddenly glitched out…Wow)

(Dad rushed in to take her to the med bay)

(I was just laughing hard)

(Sarah pinched my ear)

(OW)

#Rule# 7: When in the meeting with General Morshower set your ring tone to silent mode.

(I forgot about mine)

(When Dad was talking about a Decepticon in Canada my ring tone started up)

("CANADA!"Then the song 'Blame Canada' followed.)

(Everyone looked at me with me with narrow eyes and optics.)

(I smiled innocently and said "Whoops")

(Dad took my cell away)

(Dad and Mom was not amused)

(But Will and Epps were laughing hard on their asses)

#Rule#8: If you hear a loud explosion coming from Uncle Jack's lab ignore it.

(My curiosity kicked in)

(Dad almost had a spark attack when he saw me.)

(I did not notice my clothes were ripped and blood all over me)

(Well...it looks like blood...I think)

#Rule# 9: Just because I give Prowl a kiss on the cheek to make him glitch out doesn't mean it can also work on others.

(It actually started when I kept giving Prowl kisses on his cheek)

(He kept glitching out)

(Skids and Mudflap ran away from me while screaming 'bloody murder' when I said I was gonna give them a kiss on the cheek)

(Sunny also ran away)

(The new comers were alarmed)

(Some started to run away from me)

(Ironhide was alarmed)

(When I enter the shooting range he quickly darts off ignoring my presence)

(He almost had a spark attack when I said I would give him a kiss on the cheek)

(What is wrong with my kiss?)

(Dad comforted me)

(Thanks Dad)

(He glitch out when I kissed his cheek)

("Waaaaah! Mommy!" I ran away crying straight to Mom)

(Dad was only joking)

(Mom gave him a flurry sucker punches and kicks)

(I was also joking, but I didn't tell them that. *snicker*)

#Rule# 10: Do not play the game 'Fatal Frame' when Sunny is around

(We already know what happens)

#Rule# 11: When you hear Mom's giggle and Dad's chuckle leave the vicinity fast.

(Blurr was passing by the wash racks until he heard Mom's giggle and stopped his tracks)

(Then followed by Dad's chuckle)

(Blurr's curious processors kicked in)

(His processors was scarred for life)

(He still couldn't look at them in the optics)

#Rule# 12: Stop calling me Jean Grey of the Autobots because I don't read minds and because I got powers!

(Jolt asked me if I could read his mind)

(He was disappointed when I said no)

(I was very disturbed)

(So was Blurr)

#Rule#13: And don't give me superhero codenames!

(Sides called me 'Spark girl')

(Sunny called me 'Demon witch')

(Jazz called me 'Baby psychic)

(Blurr named me 'Little Ms. Psycho')

(I gave them the taste of my middle finger)

#Rule# 14: Do not compete Mom's voice in a shouting contest.

(You will lose)

(Badly)

(Ratchet's audio receptors are broken)

(So was Uncle Hide)

(I laughed hard even though I was deaf for months)

#Rule# 15: Do not give bad comments or ugly comments on Mom's art works

(Simple question)

(Do you want to die early?)

#Rule# 16: If you want to ask me about my powers please hesitate to ask.

(I hate being blamed for it!)

(When Bluestreak asked what my powers are I simply wave my symbolic arm)

(Unfortunately my thoughts didn't go as planned)

(I was having two thoughts)

(One was creating a giant metal ball)

(Second was about boulders)

(A large metal boulder dropped above him)

(He was stuck in med bay for weeks)

(Ratchet blamed me)

(Hey it's not my fault I had another thought that was about boulder dropping)

(It was Blurr's!)

("No-it-wasn't!")

#Rule#17: Always be prepared when Mom and Chromia are in pissed off mode to run as fast as you can.

(Skids and Mudflap lost their servos)

(Jolt wasn't fast enough so he got plenty of dents on his helm)

(Blurr is stuck in med bay)

(Dad and Uncle Hide ran and hid in my room)

(Mom and Chromia found them.)

(What happened next?)

(Well...I'll only say this.)

(Primus have mercy on their souls)

#Rule# 18: Never drink my special strawberry milk shake.

(Ratchet almost had a spark attack at the ingredients in it)

(Red Alert fainted)

(I needed sugar!)

(Simmons accidentally drank it)

(He was twitching his eyes and was yelling 'Fuck' for 6 hours)

(Dad forbid me for making anymore)

(He changed his mind when I said "But that drink is part of my soul! I will forever be in despair if my strawberry milk shake and I were separated!")

#Rule# 19: Never add laxative at Galloway's coffee

(I sneakily put some on his coffee)

(While we were on the meeting, he ran straight towards the men's room while shouting "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" just when he was about to talk)

(I, Sam, Epps, and Will just laughed our asses off)

(Dad asked me what it was and what he meant by 'Fire in the hole')

(I told him "its better left unknown")

(Dad was still curious)

#Rule#20: This rule is for femmes and girls. Never point at random mechs or human males and shout 'Pervert!' then giggle loudly and insanely.

(I did that to Dad)

(He was shocked)

(I didn't notice Mom was in the room)

(Poor Dad)

(Dad wouldn't talk to me)

(Finally got him to when I told him that, I would protect him against Mom.)

MarZ: Whew finally done! Readers I hope you'll like this! XD