A/N: Well I actually dreamt about this. My head is a weird place...

Disclaimer: I don't own Percy Jackson and the Olympians because if I did this would have happened.

I was sitting in my tent reading Twilight, when suddenly I heard a loud voice coming from outside.

"Ethan Nakamura, report to Kronos's tent."

I sighed; I had just got up to the bit in Twilight where Edward saved Bella from James. It was so romantic.

"NOW Ethan" the loud voice boomed again.

"I'm going, I'm going." I spoke to no one in particular.

I walked with long strides to Kronos's newly decorated tent. He had been watching the lifestyle channel lately and decided to paint his tent cherry blossom pink. I slowly opened the flap on his tent and looked inside. Kronos was sitting on his pink bean bag, slowly sinking deeper and deeper.

"Ethan, Thank Tartarus you're here! This bean bag is trying to murder me!" He cried with tears in his eyes. "I...I...I don't want to die"

"Um... yes Master Kronos I'll just get you out of there."

I quickly walked over to Kronos and grabbed him out of the 'murderer bean bag.'

"Thank you Ethan, I owe you"

Yeah you do you gold eyed weirdo. I thought. I would never say that to him in real life though. He would probably make me eat cherry blossom paint or something weird like that.

"Oh yes! I was thinking about something very serious yesterday and... I've made up my mind." He said with a solemn look on his face.

"What is it sir?" I quickly replied. All I really wanted to do was get back to Twilight.

"Well I was thinking about my name. Kronos... It's just so ugly and ungraceful. I'm thinking of changing it."

It had officially happened. Kronos had completely cracked it. I had been a little suspicious ever since he had made the change into Luke's body but this finally confirmed it.

"I've finally made up my mind. I will not now be known as Kronos, my name is now..!"

Suddenly Prothetheus walked in and yelled "Dun Dun Dun DUN!"

"Little Miss Twinkleberry!" He cried with delight.

I looked at him in shock. Was he insane? We were invading New York in a few weeks and he was expecting us to go into battle with the war cry, "For Little Miss Twinkleberry!"

"So what do you think? Pretty cool hey?" He looked at me expecting a positive answer.

I couldn't think of anything. What is someone supposed to say in a situation like this?

Well... It's very manly." I lied through my teeth

"Yes, my thoughts exactly." He said with pride.

"I was also thinking about our camps diet."

"What's wrong with our diet sir... I mean Little Miss Twinkleberry?"

"Way too many carbs! How will we win this war if we have plump warriors?"

Plump... warriors?

"I think our diet is fine Little Miss Twinkleberry"

"Do you want to be food for the hellhound's simpleton?" He yelled so loud I thought my eardrums would burst.

"No sir."

"Well that's good I don't like killing pirates" (A/N: cause he's got a eye patch)

I breathed a sigh of relief he wouldn't kill me... Yet.

"Look at this crate behind me Ethan."

I hadn't noticed it before but it was huge.

"Open it please Pirate." I was starting to really wish he would stop calling me Pirate.

"Yes Little Miss Twinkleberry."

I walked toward the crate. What was it? Maybe it was a bomb! Yes finally some real destruction against those stupid half bloods. I slowly opened it and couldn't believe what was inside.

"Um Kronos?" I asked in shock

"Yes Pirate?"

"Why are their hundreds of carrots in this crate?"

"For our diets. I'm making it a new rule to have at least 37 carrots a day."

Was he serious? How were we supposed to eat 37 carrots a day? I started to get mad. What was wrong with this guy?

"You know what Kronos?" I yelled my rage slowly building.

"I told you my name is Little Miss..."

"I don't give a flying crap if your name is Justin freaking Beiber! No one is going to eat 37 freaking carrots a day and you know why? Because carrots suck! So you know what you can do with your carrots? You can shove them up your ass!"

I began to storm out of his tent. But realised I had left out one small thing.

"And your tent colour, cherry pink blossom, brings out the pimples on your face!" Then I ran out of his tent before he could kill me.

Kronos stared in shock at the retreating figure.

"I actually thought the carrots were a good idea didn't you Prometheus?" He looked at him with a dangerous look in his eyes.

"I thought it was a great idea Little Miss Twinkleberry." Prometheus said with utter seriousness.

A/N: Thanks for reading. I might continue this if I get enough reviews so please review. I will give you a cookieeee...