Me: i found them! i found them!

Aurora: you mean i found them.

Me: thats what i said.

Aurora: ...

Me: ok anyway i decided it was about time i properly introduced you to the 666th and so this was born! i plan on making this a comedy but don't expect this chapter to be to funny. it is just to set up the plot. chapters after this are going to be funny i promise!

Aurora: start the fic already!

Ahsoka's eyes shifted nervously around the council room. She, her master, and the rest of Torrent Company had been ordered back to Coriscant for an immediate debriefing and for Ahsoka that only meant one thing… her master was in trouble.

Anakin for his part stood stock still showing no worry in the face of the council. Yoda was the first to speak.

"Master Skywalker and padawan happy to see you are we." The elderly man smiled up at them.

"Masters." Anakin acknowledged bowing deeply. Ahsoka followed his lead. "What do you need us to do?" Ahsoka watched her master carefully. One thing was for sure he knew how to behave in front of the council. At least he was putting that knowledge into action now.

"Skywalker we called you back to Coriscant so that you may-" Windu's explanation was cut short when the council doors swung open banging up against the wall loudly. Ahsoka turned quickly to see who was interrupting the meeting.

A woman stormed into the room, or rather hobbled into the room considering she was on crutches with a large white cast covering her leg. The woman was tall blond and judging from the distinctively sharp bone structure, Mandalorian. Her hair was pulled back into a tight pony tail and she wore a pair of blue camouflage pants and a tight long sleeve black top with a familiar mandalorian scull symbol on the arm, only confirming that she was in fact mandalorian. She was holding a data pad in her hand.

The mandalorian stormed past Ahsoka and her master and came right up to master Yoda.

"Master you can not be serious-" the women began.

"Serious I am Master Lunar." Yoda said kindly but sternly. "Under master Skywalkers command your troops will be. Until fully healed you are."

"But master!" Aurora practically cried.

"That is enough Lunar." Windu cut in the council turned its attention back to Anakin and Ahsoka. "You will be in command of Lunar's troops until she has funny recovered from her injury." Aurora was glaring at them. And it was clear she was not at all happy with this idea. "The troopers will be awaiting you in the hanger bay." Windu stared pointedly at Aurora. "You are all dismissed." Anakin and Ahsoka bowed deeply to the master's wile Aurora simply nodded her crutches preventing her from doing much more. Immediately after the three had left the council room Aurora turned to Anakin.

"If so much as one of my boys comes back with a scratch I'm going to make you wish you were never born, you Chakaar!" Her COM link beeped preventing her from continuing that threat.

"Aurora, this is Paint. Please tell me this is some kind of sick joke!" the familiar voice of a clone trooper practically begged over the COM system.

"I wish it was Paint." Aurora said lifting her wrist up to her mouth in order to reply. "Do the others know yet?"

"No." Paint replied sadly. "I ordered them to the hanger bay but I didn't tell them why. You want me to brake it to them?"

"No." Aurora said shaking her head, even though Paint couldn't see her. "I'll tell them. See you in 10." General Lunar spun around with as much grace as could be managed while using crutches and began to hobble quickly towards the hanger bay. Anakin and Ahsoka following close behind and thankfully keeping quiet.

Aurora hobbled briskly into the hanger, Ahsoka and Anakin following soon after. What the master and padawan saw made them do double takes.

There were about 65 men in total. Most were decorated with wildly colored hair, piercing and tattoos. Clones often changed there appearance in order to show individuality but this was just ridicules! Many could not even be identified as clones until you got close to them.

In addition to this not one of them was wearing armor. The only constant among the troops was the fact that they all wore the same tight long sleeve black shirt as Aurora. Each of them was also outfitted with black combat boots, and most were wearing loose fitting pants of some outlandish color. The noise that filled the hanger was indescribable.

"I GOT 5,000 CAN I GET 6-" "THE GAME IS MANDALORIAN POKER" "I GONNA MAKE IT GO BOOM REAL GOOD!" "HAS ANYONE SEEN ELK?" "VANDEL DON'T TOUCH THAT!" "WE GOT 6,000 CAN I GET A 7,OOO!" "I TAKE THE POT!" "HAS-ANYONE-SEEN-AURORA-I-CANT-FIND-HER?" "PAINT, BANG GOT INTO THE EXPLOSIVES!"

"ALRIGHT EVERYBODY QUIET!" the hanger bay fell silent and every soldier sprang to there feet immediately.

"GENERAL AURORA!" Came a chorus of excited voices. The troopers immediately lined up shoulder-to-shoulder most with stupid grins plastered on their faces. One, who looked like he belonged in a lower level Coriscant bar room, stepped forward.

Ahsoka had never seen anyone like him in all her life. His hair was long, neon green and hung down his back in a ponytail. He had the top and bottom of one of his ears pierced along with his nose, eyebrow and lower lip; and every inch of exposed flesh was covered in elaborate tattoo art. His clothing however was not nearly as startling. he wore jungle camouflage pants, and the same long sleeve black shirt and black combat boots as the rest of the unit. However he had a thin brown vest hanging loosely over his shoulders and such an air of confidence it was obvious that he, despite his appearance, was Auroras second in command.

The man came and stood at Aurora's side. Nodding curtly, if not hostilely, at Anakin and Ahoska. Aurora sighed heavily before addressing her men.

"Bad news boys we just got word from the brass. Your going to be under the command of general Skywalker until my shabla leg heals up." with this announcement came an anger chorus of opposition. Ahsoka learned 13 new curse words in the span of about 2 minutes.

Aurora waited before the troopers had calmed down before turning to the two Jedi behind her. She gestured to the clones in front of her.

"These are my boys." She said her voice swelling with pride.

"A bit short on men aren't you?" Anakin snorted.

Paint had him pined to the hanger wall in seconds.

"Don't…" He growled. "Be talking like that around the men."

"Paint!" came Aurora's sharp commanding voice. He let the Jedi go reluctantly but not without sending him a look that could have stopped an army. Aurora turned to address Skywalker.

"My unit is small because I get my men directly off of Kamino." She nodded in there direction. "This is were the soldiers end up when the long necks think there to free thinking to be deployed but to good to let go." Ahsoka nodded.

"That does explain a lot." She said with a smile. "Not just anyone can pin skyguy." The troopers snickered and Anakin turned slightly red.

"Ahsoka!" he said sharply. The young troguta shrugged which brought on another chorus of laughter. Aurora snapped her fingers bringing them all back to attention.

"Anyway lets start with introductions. This is…" She took a deep breath. And pointed at the first of the troopers.

"Knockout, Rhythm, Stretch, Vandal, Freeze, Info, Ram-shot, Bull's-eye, Zigzag, Daemon, Gunner, Blood, Tiger, Bolts, Rogue, Face, Dead-shot, Shrapnel, Zen, Pick, Drawback, Card, Blaster, Falcon, Zipper, Trigger, Fletcher, Range, Tyler, Venom, Ripcord, Rat, Shambles, Shrapnel, Hunter…" she paused for a moment of breath before continuing.

"Shock-wave, Twitch, Brendan, Swish, Hawk, Ben, Spike, Hurricane, Yow, Snake, Zack, Baron, Elk, Grover, Spirit, Ledge, Spore, Ling, Aaron, Block, Heat, Zero, Bang, Wrench, Quicksilver, Tremor, Goblin, Totem, Barricade…" she clapped a hand onto the shoulder of the clone standing next to her. "And my right hand man Paint."

Anakin gave her a 'you can't honestly expect me to remember all of that' look.

"Don't worry." She said smiling. "There hard to forget once you get to know them." A small ripple of ominous laughter slithered through the men. Aurora turned back to her soldiers. "And with that…" She made a small bow, which was more of a hand gesture due to the crutches. "I bid you a due." She turned to go stopping to growl in Skywalkers ear.

"They better all be fine by the time those old geezers let me off this rock." Her warning sent a slight shiver down Anakin's spine. And with that General Lunar was gone.

As soon as the doors closed behind her the two remaining Jedi turned to the troops whom had all decided it was a good idea to give them the stink eye. Ahsoka, who was trying to seem upbeat despite the looks the clones were giving them, spoke up.

"The 501st is already aboard the Resolute we should be taking off as soon as possible." The troopers took this as their cue to move. There was a bit of scrambling as the men hurried to grab there traveling bags out of the nearby corner and within minutes they were filing up onto the resolute in, somewhat angry, silence. Leaving Ahsoka and Skywalker alone in the hanger bay.

"Well this is going to be interesting." Ahsoka mumbled. Anakin nodded in agreement.

"You got that right snips." The master and padawan hurried up the ramp into the resolute. Neither even coming close to realizing just how interesting things were going to get.

me: ya like i said not so funny yet

Heat: i liked it!

Me: thanks Heat! ok now i want the rest of you to tell me what you think! review! if you dont i'll sick Paint on you...

Heat: ya i you recommend review fast!