A/N: Ha! I'm going to be updating this more often now 'cause I nao gotz teh interwebz :D! I tried to put a little bit of a twist on this prank, I don't know if it worked or not though :/... Oh well :D. Hope you like it :3!

Gilbert was hiding outside of Canada's house, behind one of the bushes. Carefully, stealthily, he slinked behind the next bush, then the next, slowly getting closer to the back door. No, he didn't sneak, nor did he tip-toe… He slinked. He was just that stealthy.

This is going to be good… He thought. I said I'd get him back when he least expected it. He wouldn't think I'd do it tonight… Kesesesesesesesese~!

He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small ball of yellow fluff, "Aright, listen up Gilbird.."

"Peep."

"I left my… uh… car keys in Canada's house. I need you to go inside and unlock the door for me so I can go get them. Like, go through the air vent, and all that."

"Peep…? Peep Peep?"

"Of course I have a car! And if I knock on the door then Mattie will wake up… You don't want to disturb Mattie's sleep do you?"

"Peep… Peep?"

"I don't care if West owns the car! It's technically mine! Now get in the fucking air vent!"

"Peep Peep."

"What! I… uh… left my cell phone in there too, I can't use it to call West! Air vent. Now."

"Peep peep peep! Peep peep peep peep peep! Peep!", Gilbird said sternly.

"I swear to Gott! You fluffy little yellow bastard! If you don't get your birdie ass in that air vent I will cook you and use your feathers to make my awesome self a new pillow!", Gilbert snapped, stuffing Gilbird into the air vent, "Now unlock the door for daddy."

"Peep.", Gilbird replied and headed into the house. A couple scuffling sounds, one big thump, and a few clicks later, the door opened. Gilbert stepped into the house and turned back towards the door to pick up Gilbird, who was giving him one of those "you owe me big time, asshole" stares, off of the doorknob.

"Alright! We're in! Now… Now it's time for sweet revenge!"

Gilbert pocketed Gilbird and slinked up the stairs. He slinked into the bathroom and stealthily grabbed the clippers and a pack of razors. He slid into the hallway and slinked over to Canada's bedroom door. Slowly, he pushed the door open, inch by inch.

It took him about half an hour to get the door open all the way, but finally he saw what he was looking for, the target for his awesome prank…

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Matthew awoke to the sound of his alarm clock going off. He hit the button and sat up, pushing the covers back and swinging his legs over the edge of the bed. He put on the robe he kept beside his bed and headed downstairs.

I think that today is going to be a good day. It's so pretty outside!

He went to the kitchen and made pancakes for himself and Kumajiro, sat the plates on the table, then went back upstairs to get dressed and bring Kumajiro downstairs to eat… That lazy bear.

"Hey Kumajuju! Breakfast is ready! Where are you at?", Matthew called as he opened the closet door… Which happened to have a mirror on the inside...

"Kuma-!", Matthew froze as he looked into the mirror. But it wasn't his own reflection that he was looking at. There, on the other side of the room, was Kumajiro, shaved completely bald, with his back turned to Matthew. Upon closer inspection, Matthew saw that there was a note taped to Kumajiro's back. It read:

Dear Canada,

I shaved your dog.

The Most Awesome Person in the World,

Prussia