(A/N) Woo! ^3^ I'm back once again! I can't believe how some people want to see what's gonna happen next. Thanks for the comments!

Itachi fell into a painful subconscious slumber on the now blood stained bed. He didn't care how it would end, all he knew that it was worthless to fight back against his fate. During the acceptance of his fate, Kisame was trudging around the room in a fit of rage.

"When I find who has my precious….,"the shark snarled at himself.

In his fit of fury, he didn't even think to worry about his partner or his welfare. In the time that they were together, Itachi was always able to take care of himself when the going got rough. When the shark man was readying himself to go, his trademark ring connected with another Akatsuki rings' mental link.

'Oi, shark fuck!'

Kisame stopped in mid motion. Oh, how he hated to hear Hidan's foul mouth, especially in his head.

'Hey, I'm talking to you! You gonna answer, dip shit?'

'What?,' The blue man groaned mentally.

'You got that mission to take down Tadashi?'

Another fit of anger was on the verge. So, that was the bastards' name huh?

'Well, I hope fuck face Kakuzu knew what he was doing taking the Jashin damned day off to screw around and well….screw.,' Hidan continued to rant perversely.

'Why couldn't that wait! His fucking around got my Sameheda stolen!'

A silent moment passed before a loud cackling laugh erupted from the other end of the mental link.

'Can't hold onto your weapons, asshole?'

Oh, now he was even more pissed.

'Hidan, shut up!,' Kakuzu yelled alongside Hidan's voice.

'Get over it, fuck face! It's not my fault you were busy screwing like a bunny instead of doing your fucking job!', Hidan yelled at his partner.

It was now officially a one-sided conversation. Kisame sighed to himself only half listening to the perverted argument between the two immortals.

'Tell me something,' Kisame said, interrupting them finally, 'why did you two contact me now?'

The sounds of mental cursing and thrashing enveloped his mind until Kakuzu finally began talking.

'I told Hidan to contact you, to tell you not to go after Tadashi until I arrive.'

The shark snarled in aggravation.

'Why?'

'Because Tadashi tricked Hidan last time and stole his scythe from him. Your target apparently has a thing for unique weaponry and scrolls. Unfortunately, to get enough time to sell the items or even escape a tight situation like you had him in, he poisons someone close to his captors. The weapon Tadashi uses immobilizes his targets' with painful extending hypothermia, but most of the time, it kills them. So,-'

'Enough with the long winded speech,' Kisame barked, his voice erupting into sheer violence.

'As I've said,' Kakuzu lectured, as if speaking to an incompetent Hidan, 'if you want your partner to survive this ordeal, do what you have to; to keep him alive. If not, I don't mind a little frostbite on a free heart.'

Their mental link broke, leaving Kisame standing in the room feeling as if he forgot something, something important. In the midst of his confusion, a small, near inaudible sound caught his attention. He glanced at their bed. Seeing a curled up, half frozen Uchiha made him panic.

"Oh, fuck!," Kisame yelled out loudly.

The shark quickly sat on the bed and grabbed Itachi's bare shoulders.

"Wake up, damn it!," He ordered ferociously, somehow fearing the worst.

Itachi's near glazed expression worried him even more. Is he even alive? In a frantic action, he opened his cloak, revealing his bare chest, (A/N ~ squeal now Kisame fans) and pressed the little man against himself.

He hoped his body heat would be enough to help in any way.

"I hope this works," the blue man said timidly.

He held Itachi securely against himself but, not enough to crush the other man in the process. Using what little time they had, Kisame began to think about the fate of his blade.

"My Sameheda…."

The thought of his precious sword being sold to some dirty pawn shop owner made his temper rise. Before he could get any more pissed off about it, a small, weak voice brought him back into reality.

"hmm….Kis…same…,"Itachi whispered groggily into his partners well-built chest.

Holy Jashin, he was alive! The shark was shocked, but relieved at the same time. He was overjoyed to see that his cute little Uchiha was still with him.

"Did…did I just think that my partner was cute?," Kisame pondered nervously.

The idea all by itself made him blush self consciously, tinting his skin purple.

"Kisame….,"Itachi whispered once again into his azure flesh.

The shark leaned in close enough to keep in contact, but at the same time hear his weakened partners' cracking voice.

"I'm cold," he said in a simply flat tone, somehow sounding like his old self.

It was so like Itachi to say something so painfully obvious in a desperate situation just to ease his own tension. Kisame was tempted to kill his partner, but considering the situation, he'd let it go. Especially since he wasn't too keen on letting him see blush on his face.

"Just be quiet until Kakuzu gets here," Kisame growled in frustration as he squished his weakened partner against him.

Normally, ordering someone as powerful as Itachi was a certain death sentence, but right now, Kisame was the boss. In some way, being the boss sounded like a good thing. A sense of animalistic dominancy filled the sharks' senses. That emotion was soon overtaken by what he felt next, both in himself and what was stirring deep in his body.

Itachi let out a naturally small, child-like whimper and snuggled himself as tightly as he could to his partner. The actions he depicted showed not a man of unjust demonic power, but of one who needed someone else by his side. The Uchiha snuggled as close as humanly possible before wrapping his freezing fingers around the collar of Kisame's cloak. The shark looked down at his partner, curiosity evident on his face.

"It's n…not w….working…,"Itachi voiced out weakly, "please….I n…need you…."

Somehow, by just the way that the Uchiha was pleading made Kisame's seme senses grow stronger. (A/N~ yeah, he's seme) The growing tightness, bulging in the confines of his jeans was all the proof he needed.

"I can't believe I'm such a dominating person that I'd think of Itachi like this," he yelled at himself angrily.

Kisame was so caught up in his self argument that he hadn't noticed the raven's movements. From the Itachi's point of view, his partner was acting like it disgusted him to be touched by such a weakling.

"Screw this," the raven man thought to himself, "I gotta make my last move or die waiting!"

He acted without hesitation or remorse, simply by jerking the sharks' cloak collar down roughly and brought the blue tinted man down to his level. The shark gasped, leaving his mouth open to anything the raven pleased. For once, things were playing in Itachi's favor. Now was the best time for instincts to take over, and that was exactly what he did.

He pressed his trembling lips against his partners' rough mouth, not worrying about his sharp, shark-like teeth. Almost immediately, the feeling of his raging testosterone overwhelmed the smaller man. He slowly began kissing his shark-like partner, hoping he was wrong when he thought of Kisame's disgust of him. He closed his eyes, enjoying the feeling of the increasing warmth growing between his legs. This was his heaven.

Kisame didn't know what to do. His words of 'I need you' echoed in the back of his mind. Was he really serious? The sharks' mind was going a mile a minute trying to figure out his position. His thoughts were just so muddled. The opening of the sharks' mouth made an opportunity for the raven to advance. Itachi pulled his body upward, toward his shocked partner.

"I'll make him mine," the Uchiha said to himself, not regretting anything, not anymore.

The open gap in Kisame's mouth allowed Itachi to slip his slender tongue into the others mouth. Their kiss deepened immensely when the larger man decided to give up on thinking. The bold erection growing in the sharks' pants took over his senses and common sense. He placed his rough, strong hands around Itachi's arms, holding him still.

He began to kiss back, fighting for dominance over the other. After many minutes of passionate kissing, Itachi broke away from the other to breathe.

"Kisame," the raven panted lustily, "take me."

Those few words made his loins tingle in anticipation. He wanted his partner more than ever before.

The thought of his Sameheda was the least of Kisame's worries. Itachi offering himself was all that he needed. The confines of his jeans were soon becoming painful. He would swear that if this went on, the sheer strength of his cock would be powerful enough to rip his pants in two. The shark man took a deep breath before plunging into what would be their first 'joining'.

In a matter of seconds, the balance of dominance switched. The shark showed this by easily toppling the small raven onto their mattress. The seme side of him was one of the most powerful skills that he possessed and he was determined to show the normally apathetic Uchiha his special 'skills'. Itachi stared up at his lover in anticipation. Even if he was on his back, the Uchiha hoped that whatever his partner was up to, it was going to be kinky.

Otherwise, he was going to make it that way. (A/N~ Itachi san's a perv ^_^) The sharks' body flexed and quivered in anticipation. He looked down at his 'prey', looking for the perfect place to start. Itachi met his gaze, panting and staring at him with lust filled eyes. The shark bent down to his prey and began to roughly kiss and nuzzle the others neck and collar bone.

With one hand supporting his weight above the little raven, he used the other to trail his hand up and down the others' pale chest and stomach. Itachi squeaked. The combination of heat and the feel of the large, rough hands exploring his flesh, made him rock hard. The bodily reactions he was giving made the blue man smile evilly. Not quite the one he gives when he kills, but the dark desires behind it made the Uchiha buck slightly against him.

Kisame moved his mouth away from his partner's now hickey covered neck.

"You want this, don't you?," he breathed huskily into the others ear.

Itachi nodded, trying to hold back any escaping noises. A smile crept across the sharks' face before he continued.

"Beg for it."

Leaving the raven's neck, the large man went straight for his partners' left earlobe. Licking and nipping roughly. A scream of pleasure erupted from the Uchiha as the shark hit just the right spots.

"Please….," he begged, nearly crying, "Fuck me into the floor!"

Kisame moved the hand he was using to play with his lover's hard nipples and unzipped both of their pants. Seeing both erections spring out of their confines gave the shark an idea.

"I'll make you scream your lungs out," Kisame snarled sexily.

He wrapped his rough hand around both his and Itachi's dick and jerked them both off in sync. The raven clenched his jaw, not letting his voice be heard, but the groans vibrating through his throat were loud enough to be noticed by his tormentor. The grip tightened as Kisame leaned over his lover and went to work on his neglected nipples.

Itachi shut his eyes, feeling both the hand on his cock and the sharp mouth making quick work of his hard nipples. The harsh nipping and sucking made him lose control. The Uchiha half moaned and screamed in pain and pleasure. Precum dripped off the tip of his cock and ran between the sharks' fingers.

"I think he's ready for it," Kisame thought, "I hope it doesn't hurt him."

He stopped the onslaught on both of their erections and pulled the raven's legs securely around his hips. Using his free hand, he held three of his fingers near the others mouth.

"Suck," the shark ordered.

With the near orgasm he was experiencing, Itachi didn't oppose the orders he was given. He stuck the abnormally large digits in his mouth, coating them with saliva. Kisame's ego rose. He actually got of all people, Itachi Uchiha, to follow his orders. The raven released the sharks' fingers, eager to see his handiwork. Kisame used the saliva coated fingers to prod at the raven's entrance. He slipped the first digit in, being easy not to make any discomfort for the smaller man under him.

The Uchiha's muscles flexed along his hand, he was ready and for sure, but he was definitely not a virgin. The shark inserted the second finger, moving and scissoring them to stretch out the muscles for it's soon penetration. He inserted the final finger, causing some pain to be expressed in the raven's ivory features. Kisame moved and hooked his fingers, quickly finding the little bundle of nerves that eventually changed his partners' pained expression to bliss.

The shark took the moment of pleasure to press the tip and part of his shaft deep into the Uchiha's warmth. Itachi gasped, feeling a tearing pain fill his lower regions.

"Calm down," his lover cooed, "It'll be okay. Just relax."

He bit his lip and followed orders. The pain was almost unbearable. Kisame pumped the ravens' dick, hoping it would lessen the painful effects of his enormous appendage until he was able to take more of it in. Slowly, the raven became more relaxed into the ecstasy of pleasure and rhythm. The shark pressed roughly into the raven's prostate, earning a deep moan.

"How about I make you scream again?," Kisame toyed playfully.

He didn't give his lover a chance to answer his question. Instead, he pushed the remainder of his engorged shaft harshly against Itachi's prostate. Mind numbing passion burned through the ravens' veins. He felt like he would die, and be happy about it. He yelled out again, yelling his partners' name in the process.

Hearing this, made the shark's seme side even stronger. Again and again, he slammed himself into the smaller man. The hard and heavy sex caused both of their bodies to become slick with sweat. In another passion and ecstasy filled scream, Itachi released his seed. The burning in his abdomen was too much to handle. His orgasm was intense and wild.

He shook in tingles of pleasure and cried out his lovers name. The violent contractions inside of the raven clamped down onto the blue skinned shark. A low moan and yelling of the ravens' name escaped the sharks' lips. Shortly after, he released his load deep within the other. The comforting warmth of his seed made the world seem less dull and dreary. Kisame threw himself down beside his lover, careful not to crush his small frame.

"I….I love y…you…" Itachi whispered to the shark, sleep quickly claiming him.

Kisame wrapped his arms protectively around his lover and said,

"I love you too, Itachi."

The raven snuggled into his chest, muffling any other noise than his own slumber. The shark gave a relaxed sigh, feeling complete even without his sword. His peace, however, was short lived.

"Nice show, fish fuck!"

That voice! The sound of Hidan's voice and the sound of Kakuzu's throat clearing got his attention. Holy crap, he was caught having sex!

(A/N) IDK I felt like leaving chapter two there today. And yes, this is another late night chappie. Forgive the suckiness of my work. XD I need comments if you want me to add a chapter where Hidan and Kisame find Tadashi and get his weapon back. Damn you OC bounties!

Commentary~~~3

Hidan~ "Holy fuck! That's hilarious! Shark fuck can't keep it in his fucking pants! OMJ! ROFL! :)

Kakuzu~ "...?" *nosebleed*

Kisame~ =0_0= *still caught in the act*

Itachi~ -/.\- *no comment*

Tadashi~ *off somewhere selling stolen weapons* :D