I'm not entirely pleased with how this one turned out but I still like it...sorta XD

"Well, you certainly look…royal."

"I look like a pompous ass."

"Eugene! Don't say that! That's just the way royal portraits are supposed to look…you know: serious and...stiff."

"Really? Because I'm pretty sure that that painter just had it in for me."

"Well, maybe if you hadn't insulted him, he would've done a better job."

"Insulted him? I didn't insult him. I merely…pointed out the truth. That's all."

"You said he smelled Eugene"

"No, I said something smelled. It could have been anything. And if I so happened to be staring right at him when I said so, then it was an honest mistake. Truly."

"You didn't like him because he was flirting with me. You were just jealous."

"I-no-wha-I-me? Jealous? When have I ever been jealous? I am a perfectly level-headed man who just happened to find that particular painter a smelly guy."

"Oh really? So why then did you keep glaring at him and making faces behind his back?"

"I had something in my eye"

"Eugene!"

"…Fine! So I was a little jealous. But c'mon! He was painting our royal engagement portrait! You think he would have known when to back off somebody else's girl."

"I believe the proper term is 'fiancée' now"

"Exactly! And it's like, rule numero uno in guy code to not flirt with another man's almost-wife!" Eugene stomped his foot for emphasis.

Rapunzel smiled "What am I going to do with you?"

"Marry me?" he teased, complete with his signature smolder

Rapunzel rolled her eyes at him as he drew her into a loving kiss before she pulled back to say "I just still can't believe they can't get your nose right."

"I know, right?"