Amiti
This prince of Ayuthay long thought he was a miracle born purely of his mother's powers. King Paithos has revealed the truth.
His mother had no powers, and Amiti has inherited his Water Adept abilities from a strong Adept whose identity is a mystery.
Towards the end of Dark Dawn's inevitable sequel, the answer shall be revealed.
The playable characters will all simultaneously display an exclamation mark over their heads in order to convey the surprise that the gamer will evidently not be feeling. It would make for a truly shocking and memorable scene if the plot twist was not so goddamn obvious.
Amiti will jump on the spot, an emoticon of dismay floating over his head. The game will then proceed with a very drawn-out cutscene where characters simply reiterate the same thing with very poorly written dialogue.
"Y-You're my father?" Amiti will cry, for he will be dismayed to find the living proof of Paithos's claim that he is not the Water Adept version of Jesus Christ.
"Yes," replies the polite-mannered yet oh so evil antagonist of the Golden Sun franchise. "It would seem so."
At this point, Tyrell jumps up and down and delivers his very important line of dialogue that could not possibly be edited out for the sake of brevity. "I can't believe he's Amiti's father!"
"Neither can I," says Karis. "It's too much to take in, the fact that he's Amiti's father."
"It's so difficult to comprehend that he's Amiti's father!" exclaims Rief.
Matthew's dialogue is the most imaginative: "!"
The gamer would in normal circumstances be frustrated at Camelot's writing staff but would then remember that this is pretty much just standard writing in Golden Sun cutscenes. The only consolation is that the gamer's fanfic would probably be highly entertaining in comparison, and important, playable characters such as Mia would have ten times more personality.
But to digress back to the point of the reveal scene of the game, Amiti's (very mysterious and not very obviously foreshadowed) father will reveal that he actually had benign intentions from the beginning and will convey said goodwill by forcing the protagonists to fight against a dragon with multiple heads.
"I am so proud of you, my son," says Amiti's father, before vanishing in his characteristically mysterious way.
And thus the scene bids farewell to Kraden's pigeon.
FIN
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Author's note: Thanks again to all reviewers. I'm marking this story as complete but I'll be adding entries here and there when I feel fit. I will be back.
Next up: Sveta belongs in a Fire Emblem game.