Characters: Szayel-Apporo, Sun-Sun
Summary
: This can not be good.
Pairings
: Szayel x Sun-Sun
Warnings/Spoilers
: spoilers for Hueco Mundo arc
Timeline
: pre-Hueco Mundo arc
Author's Note
: Crack pairing again. Hope it meets with your approval.
Disclaimer
: I don't own Bleach.


The thought of the two of them together is horrifying to the majority of Las Noches and provokes barely repressed maternal rage in Harribel. If only because she thinks that the only way this can end if unchecked is with Sun-Sun strapped to a table in Szayel's laboratories.

Whether it would be for experimentation, sex, or both is anybody's guess.

But whatever the situation and whatever outside opinions seem to be, Sun-Sun and Szayel-Apporo Granz seem to have some sort of understanding, one that is met with the satisfaction of both of them.

Szayel studies the Fracción the way he would any object of observation. All from a very scientific standpoint, of course. Tall and thin, just a little above the average height for a fully grown female Arrancar. Good skin, check. Shiny hair, check. Stamina…

Ahem.

Well, I know all about stamina when it comes to this one.

No one's quite sure what Sun-Sun sees in Szayel. She keeps her mouth shut on such matters.

All anyone knows is that, when together, Szayel has the sort of smile on his face that nobody likes and Sun-Sun seems just a little more…knowing than usual.

The shady impulses of both are probably best left undiscovered.

What is known, is that this can not be good.