Both boys froze, chests heaving from a mixture of their prior exertions and nerves that Kurt had actually heard his father. Muscles tensed and ears straining to catch the slights sound from outside.

"Maybe it wasn't?" Right like either of them would catch a break like that, Blaine mused.

"Shhhh." Kurt repeated in a hiss.

After a few more seconds and they heard a sound break through the tension.

"This has to be Kurt's room!" the loud knocking that came from the door next to Kurt's startled the boys into movement.

"Put those under the bed Blaine!" Kurt indicated half of the pile of clothing

"Sorry. We were looking for Kurt." Was that Carole? Blaine had only met her once but it was enough to recognize her voice.

Blaine finished shovelling the worst of the mess under the bed and looked up to see Kurt had finished shovelling the last of the clothing into his closet.

"Guys this is his room," Finns voice came from right outside Kurt's door. Kurt in a dazzling display of agility leap across the room, grabbed the leather lingerie on the desk, and threw it to Blaine.

Blaine had just hidden it under the rumpled covers, and straightened to face the door when Finn opened the door.

"Didn't anyone teach you to knock?" Kurt even managed to sound haughty.

"Uh, sorry we were looking for you-" Finn fell silent as his eyes fell on what Blaine still had clenched in his hand.

The vibrator.

Blaine blushed a deep shade of red. Right, he had forgotten about that. Catching himself, he quickly disappeared the vibrator into his pocket, and shot Finn and awkward smile.

"Is that a...?"Finn blushed too.

"Kurt!" Carole burst around Finn to give Kurt an encompassing hug.

"It so good to see you again!" Kurt seemed genuinely glad to see them in his room so unexpectedly.

Blaine, while he liked Kurt's family, wasn't so glad. He tried his best to hide it though.

Blaine moved forward to give Carol a hug as Kurt moved onto his father.

"Dad! I didn't know you were coming!" Kurt exclaimed hugging his father tightly

"It's good to see you too kid." Blaine knew by now that the gruffness in Burt's voice was disguising the overwhelming affection that he had for his son.

"I'm going to the car." Finn's mom gave him a strange look as he blurted this. "I forgot my...uhhh... phone. And Rachel might call." Finn rushed out without giving either Blaine or Kurt another look.

"It is good to see you again, sir." Blaine moved forward to shake Burt's free hand, the other being still draped around Kurt. Blaine could feel the guilty weight of the vibrator against his legs as it shifted in his pocket. He had never appreciated how deep those Dalton uniform pockets were. Or how they sat very much on the front of the leg. Almost touching his groin. It really didn't help the fact that he was not yet fully ... ah hem, recovered from their make-out session.

"Really Dad, why did you drive all the way up here?"

"We were called in for a consultation to see if you were adjusting well. And we thought we would make it a surprise! Are you surprised?"

"Oh, yes. Very," Kurt shot a glance at Blaine from behind his lashes.

Damn. That look was exactly the demure look Kurt got whenever he was about to do something particularly naughty. Last time Blaine had seen that look Kurt had been undressing him on this very bed. Distracted by imagining what his boyfriend might be thinking this time, Blaine promptly lost track of the conversation.

"...Blaine?" Burt was looking at Blaine with a question in his eye. "Are you taking care of my boy?" Burt hugged Kurt with the one arm that was still wrapped around him.

"Yes, of course." Blaine stopped himself from articulating how very well he took care of Kurt late at night with his lips wrapped around his boyfriends cock. He took care of him so well until he had Kurt crying into the pillow with release.

This probably wasn't the time for that particular comment.

Blaine looked to Kurt again who was now biting his lip and trying not to laugh. So Kurt though this was funny? Wait. Was he doing this on purpose?

"...Buckeyes?" Burt had apparently directed another question to him. Was it about their last game?

"Can't wait for the season to start up again, sir. Hopefully they will have a better shot this year." Blaine tried one of his charming smiles. It felt rather watery to Blaine but that coupled with his answer seemed to work for Burt who, along with Carol, were now questioning Kurt about how his academics were fairing at the new school.

This gave Blaine a moment to collect himself.

Or at least he thought it would have except that the vibrator in his pocket was suddenly turned on. Blaine could feel it's friction pressed right up against his cock. The soft buzzing making Blaine see stars. The heat travel right to the base of Blaine's not-so-little-problem

Blaine spotted a tiny controller in Kurt's hand before he slipped it back into his pocket. Kurt shot him another evil glare from between his parents. He was doing this on purpose! The knowledge that his boyfriend was trying to get him worked up didn't help to calm him down at all.

He looked heavenward for guidance but what he found there was not helpful at all. It was dangling off the ceiling fan. A Thong. The missing part of the Sexy Sailor Suit. How did Kurt fling it all that way? It even had a little mast right where...Oh my.

The idea of Kurt is a sailor suit came back to Blaine in full force. Except this time along with the mesh shirt covering rose bud nipples, Kurt was wearing that tiny thong covering his engorged cock, with that tiny little mast teasingly hinting at what lay to close beneath.

This image came to a halt when he felt the vibrator go up another setting.

Of course, he wasn't the only one who noticed.

"Blaine is that your phone?" asked Carol.

"YES," Blaine gasped. Cough, control yourself. "Yes it is do you mind if I take it in the hall?"

Kurt pouted at Blaine. Blaine tried to scowl back but it seemed to come out as more of a plea.

"It's ok." Carol said pushing a very surprised Burt towards the door. "We have to go to that meeting with the headmaster now anyway. And I should find out where Finn has gotten to." Blaine could not have loved this woman any more right now.


"Bye dad!" Kurt waved down the hall as he watched carol and his dad retreat and then slipped back into his room.

"YOU. ARE. SO. EVIL." Blaine cried as he nearly jumped on Kurt from across the room.

"That's what you get for adjusting your pants like that in front of me." He wrapped his arms around Blaine as he carried Kurt back to the bed. Blaine's hand found Kurt's zipper and Kurt thrashed under him.

"I'm so going to make you pay for that!"

"Oh yeah? How- uggghnf oh yeah! Ya! Ah! Blaine!" Kurt curled his fingers into the back of Blaine's shirt as Blaine's hand found Kurt's cock.

"Oh, and by the way boys, we will call before we show up next time." Carol's head disappeared back behind the door again.

"We have GOT to remember to lock these doors." Blaine murmured into Kurt's neck.


A/N: I hope you enjoyed it, as this is the end of this story.

I am already thing about a glee/doctor who crossover, due to the amount of response that my doctor who allusion got. What do you guys think? And I am more than willing to incorporate ideas from reviewers (as some of you have found out already), so if you want to share your ideas that would be awesome.

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