Well, decided to do a ZetsuxSakura fic to run along Moonlight. My OC is in this story as a filler. There will be more humor in this story than in the other and things will pass quicker. Couples: ZetsuxSakura (main); PeinxKonan; and KisamexOC (Aserha). Please read, you may like it. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. R&R!

Code: BZ: -black Zetsu's thoughts

WZ: -white Zetsu's thoughts

IS: - Inner Sakura

S: -Sakura's thoughts

"Bold": Black Zetsu talking

"Italic": White Zetsu talking

"Both.": Both black and white Zetsu talking in unison.

"…" – talking for Sakura/everyone else

Zetsu's Blossom

Chapter 1: Kidnapped?

-Sakura POV-

The wind blew lightly in my waist-length pink hair as I walked to Shishou's office for my next mission. I was a newbie Jounin and a little nervous about my first mission as one, who wouldn't be? Making my way to the door and knocking politely, a memory crossing my mind of Naruto bursting into the room and demanding a mission. Good times. He was still off training with that sage after he left four years ago.

"Enter," I heard a voice call.

"Tsunade-shishou, you called?" I inquired, wondering what my mission could be.

"Sakura, it's about time you got here," the Sannin said with a grin much like the Cheshire cat.

S: This can't be good. Her sadistic sense of humor was coming out. Wonder what she did, or is going to do, this time.

IS: RUN!

S: No.

"Anyways, Suna needs some more medic-nins, so you're going to go and train some for Gaara."

"Okay, is that all?" Please be all.

"Nope, you'll also have to help out around the office for awhile. You'll be gone for two months. And don't give me that look! With you gone who's going to 'help' me with the paperwork?" I sighed at that.

IS: Hopefully Gaara isn't as lazy as Tsunade.

S: I know what you mean. It's not as bad as it can be.

"When do I leave?" I asked the Hokage with an exasperated sigh.

"As soon as your done packing. Sai will be going with you."

IS: There's the catch. Still think it's not so bad?

S: …

"'Kay." Leaving the office, I went home to pack. Once done, I realized I had no idea when and where to meet Sai.

"Hey Ugly! You ready yet?"

S: That solves that problem.

I turned to see Sai sitting in a tree outside my open window.

"Yeah, I'm ready." And so we left. Leaping through the trees, we traveled for hours before stopping and having some rice balls for lunch in a small clearing. It was then that I sensed a chakra nearby. A strong one. Coming our way. Then it disappeared.

"Sai?"

"I know." Then the same chakra flared six yards behind us, just into the forest. Taking a defensive position, I slipped on my gloves on and waited. Out of the trees came a man…..plant…thing.

IS: I deem his nickname to be Oreo!

S: I have some serious mental issues….

IS: But look, he's black on one side and white on the other!

Shoving IS to the back of my mind, I focused on the newcomer and realized he was an Akatsuki from his cloak. Then he spoke.

"We've been waiting for you. You took your sweet time getting here!"

"Okay….what have you been waiting for exactly?"

"You."

IS: Okay…..I think he's crazier than we are.

"Good luck with that," I said with a cheeky grin. Still in my defensive position, I waited for him to make his move. With a sigh the venus flytrap enclosed around him and he sunk into the ground.

S: WTF?

IS: You have to admit that power is awesome…

He reappeared behind Sai as quickly as he had vanished and knocked him out cold.

S: Looks like we have to fight him by ourselves.

IS: YAY!

S: -Sigh-
"We don't wish to fight you. But we will if you make a fuss, in fact we'll most likely kill and eat you. No, we won't. We're under orders. That won't stop us. Will you just shut up! We aren't maiming, killing, or eating her! Too bad."

"Can you tell me why you want me?"

"No." They replied in unison.

"Then I will fight you."

"Fine. We want you to come heal the weasel's dammed eyes. And find the source of our many fevers. You WILL come with us, conscious or not."

S: Ok, what do we do?

IS: I wanna destroy something!

S: This is a serious matter.

IS: I was serious.

"What makes you think I'll even heal you in the first place?"

"Because if you do, the kyuubi will be saved for last. It will give him time. And if you don't we will start snacking on your friends, starting with Yamanaka Ino and Nara Shikamaru. It will be wise to come willingly and save your chakra. You can't beat us by yourself."

IS: He has a point….

S: Whose side are you on?

IS: His…I mean ours! I meant ours! Honest mistake!

"Fine." With a nod he turned to the forest and motioned for me to follow.

Once in the trees, the Oreo asked, "What is your name? The bastard we call 'leader' told us to look for a girl with pink hair."

"Who wants to know?"

"Fair enough. Our name is Zetsu."

IS: His name suits him…

S: Shut up!

BZ: She sure does space out a lot…

WZ: Wonder what she's thinking…

BZ: Well, I wanna know what her name is and I'm losing my patience.

WZ: Just give her a minute.

BZ: You know, there's something about this girl that seems…..off.

WZ: She has pink hair.

BZ: Besides that. Normal people don't daydream as much as she does.

WZ: You have a valid point.

"My name is Haruno Sakura."

"Really? It suits you. Your parents weren't very creative, now were they?"

"No, not really."

"Well, I like the name."

"Thanks."

IS: Ahhhh…

S: Don't even think about it.

IS: Killjoy.

"Where are we going?"

"To meet my partner, Tobi. He's very annoying and quite stupid, but he's a good kid if you ask me."

IS: Kid? In the Akatsuki?

S: I think he means he's an adult yet still childish.

IS: Good.

Ok? Good? Bad?

What will happen next between Or-Zetsu, and Sakura?

You'll have to read next chap. to find out. Review or be food for our favorite cannibal (he's my favorite anyway)!