AH HA. IT'S HERE. HOORAY. Jeez, finally, right? Yeah. ANYWAY.
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Is it a sad thing that 5 is the most reviews one of my stories has ever gotten at this point? It's probably because I never finish them... But I will finish this one! You can slap me if I don't.
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My Life Has Just Turned Into One Of Those WTF Moments - Chapter 2
And a random question from Canada: "Uh… Excuse me, could I use your bathroom please?"
All I do is stare at him. "What…? But… aren't you an android or a robot, or something like that?"
"No. I'm a unit."
"And that's any different?"
"Yes."
"OK then. And yes, you can go pee."
"I don't know where it is."
"Oh, right. Follow me then." So I lead him to the hallway and point at a closed door about a meter from where we stand. "Right there."
"Thank you."
"No problem." Now I should probably read that manual properly. So I go back to the lounge and pick the little booklet up from where I dropped it and start reading. "OK… Well that's all fine and dandy." I say, reading through the information on the first page. Flicking to the next, I stop. I turn back and read through the information again. "Wait, what? Length? What the hell is… Oh. I get it. But seriously, why'd they have to put something like that in there? The perverts."
"Are you talking about France and Korea?" Canada asks, coming back into the room.
"No, I'm talking about whoever wrote this thing." I say, holding the manual up.
"Oh, OK," He replies as he sits down on the couch. "You have a very big home for just one person."
"I know. My dad moved out and now I'm renting it."
"Oh. But it must get lonely."
"That's why I got Den. You know, the puppy that woke you up."
"Oh, right."
"Hold on a sec, I better find her." I think Canada's quite surprised when all I do is yell "Den! Food!" and she sprints back to the lounge to sit at my feet, waiting patiently for me to get up and feed her.
"Wow, that was… fast." Yup, he's definitely surprised
"Yeah, Den loves food. When you call out her name and add 'food' after it she comes running. It's quite funny, really."
"But she's cute."
"Adorable. She's friendly and loves new people."
"Lucky for me then."
"Yup. Hold your hand out for her, she'll lick it." So he did. When Den saw his hand she looked at it curiously, then up at him, then back at his hand and she licked it, which made Canada giggle. "See?"
"I like your dog." he smiled.
"Yay! I like her too!" I smiled back at him. "Hey, Canada?"
"Yes?"
"Are there any Unit-thingies that I should be worried about? You know, if they arrive?"
"Russia, Belarus, South Korea and France. And maybe England if he turns up and tries to cook something. And Switzerland if he gets angry and tries to shoot something. And especially Prussia. He's just… difficult. And probably Poland. He's kind of, well, flamboyant, so to speak."
"I hope you realize that I have never heard of Prussia, and don't know what any of the others look like. Nor do I know what they're personalities are."
"Uh, well, Russia's really scary. Actually, I think the only two people that aren't scared of him are Belarus and Ukraine."
"So, are they both pretty brave?"
"No, only Belarus. Ukraine is… well… She cries a lot."
"And she's not scared of Russia?"
"No. I mean, why would someone be afraid of their little brother?"
"Brother?"
"Yeah. Belarus is Russia and Ukraine's little sister."
"So Ukraine is oldest, then Russia and Belarus?"
"Yeah."
"So why exactly is Russia scary?" And Canada continues to tell me about the nations I should be careful with if they should ever arrive.
"So that's about it."
"So what you're telling me is that pretty much everyone is insane?"
"Yeah."
"Wunderbar." I say with a sigh.
"What?"
"Oh, sorry. It's German. It means wonderful."
"So you speak German?"
"No, I only know a few words, so you don't have to worry about me randomly speaking in German because I forget to speak in English."
"Ah, OK. Do you know any languages other that English?"
"No. Only basic Japanese phrases, random words of German and French colours. Although, I do know how to say hello in a whole bunch of languages."
"Really?"
"Yup."
"Can you tell me which ones?"
"OK, but I have to think."
"That's OK."
"Right, let's see… English, Maori, Japanese, Samoan, Cook Island Maori, French, Lithuanian, Polish, Italian, German, Estonian, Swedish, Danish, Norwegian, Finnish, Latvian, Vietnamese, Mandarin Chinese, Fijian, Spanish, Portuguese, Russian, Korean, Esperanto… And I think that's it."
"That's a lot! How do know all those?"
"I looked them up. Some I've known since I was like, 15 or so, and others I've learned since then."
"And how old are you now?"
"20."
"You look a lot younger than 20."
iOf course not, I'm too short to look 20, dammit./i "Oh, you flatter me, Matthew." I laugh. He blushes and I think, iShouldn't it be the other way around...? I think he's just easily flustered./i
The phone suddenly starts to ring and makes poor Matthew jump. I smile and get up to answer it. "Hello?" I say.
"LEE!"
"Hey, Jess!"
"What are you doing right now?" she asks hopefully.
"Um..." I honestly don't know how I'm supposed to answer that. I mean, I'm not going to say, "iJust trying to figure out what I'm supposed to do with the Canada Unit that's sitting on the couch, playing with my puppy./i" am I? No. Didn't think so. "Grabbing a yoghurt." I reply, opening the fridge.
"So nothing important?"
"No, not really."
"Then I'm coming over. I have a new anime I want to show you. I just bought it yesterday."
"Ah, but... You... I... Why can't I go over to yours?"
"Because I like your house! It's big."
"Uh huh."
"So I can come over?"
I hesitated. What would she think if she saw Canada sitting on my couch? "How long do you think you'll be?"
"About half an hour. I have to get dressed and have a quick shower first."
"You're still in your pajamas?"
"Yes."
"But it's after 11am."
A small pause. "What's your point, Lee?"
"Uh... That it's late morning and you're incredibly lazy?"
"So?"
"Never mind."
"OK. So I'll see you in about half an hour?"
I sigh. "Fine."
"Yay! Bye, Lee!"
"See you, Jess." I say, putting the phone back on the hook. "Oh crap."
"What's wrong?" Canada asks, nearly giving me a heart attack.
"What are you, a ninja?"
"No."
"Good. I don't really need you ninja... ing... around the house, giving me a heart attack every time I turn a corner." I say. I groan, just remembering the conversation I had two minutes ago over the phone. "Oh my God! Canada! You have to hide for a few hours!"
"Why is that?"
"Because my best friend is coming over and she can't know about you or... something bad will most likely happen."
"Uh... But where?"
"I don't know! That's the problem. Oh, wait! But maybe she hasn't heard of Axis Powers Hetalia, and she has no idea who you are!"
"And if she does?"
"Then I'm screwed."
CLIFFHANGER. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ugh. Canada's too talkative. HE IS OOC. NOT GOOD. I will... hopefully... improve on that. HOPEFULLY. Yeah.
Oh yeah, by the way, the house Lee lives in is basically just my house. I'm not very creative, obviously. XD
I'll try to update this a little faster next time.
Bye guys!
-NZPavlova