How to Piss Off the Akutsuki
Akutsuki Sakura drummed her nails onto the computer desk looking at the blank computer screen. Yeah, she joined the Akutsuki a year ago and nothing interesting went on. It all started with beating up Naruto, kidnapping her, and needing a medic. She searched through the internet when something came across. It was an article about "How to Piss Off the Akutsuki". Sakura grinned deviously and started read through the article. Let the fun begin.
Mistake Deidara as a female friend of yours.
"Hey Ino! Wait up!" Sakura yelled running to Deidara. Deidara turned around and gave her a confused look.
"I'm not Ino, Sakura, un".
"Oops I thought you were a girl that I knew. Bye!"
"SAKURA!" Sakura vanished through the hallway.
Sell 'Tobi' thinking he is a lollipop.
"That would be one dollar little girl," Sakura handed Tobi to the little girl who gave the dollar to Sakura.
"SAKURA!"
"See you later Lollipop!"
Put a magnet next to Pein's piercings. If questioned say "I thought you were magnetic"
"Sakura, why are you holding a magnet next to me?" Pein asked while glaring at the magnet.
"I thought you were magnetic," Sakura shrugged while skipping off to her room.
Look at the wall when someone's talking to you and if someone asks if you heard, say "Can you repeat that?"
"So we are going to have to catch the nine-tailed demon…" awhile later.. "Sakura did you hear me" Pein asked while looking at me.
"Wait huh? Can you repeat that?" Sakura gave the puppy eyed look that no one can resist.
"Okay, as I was saying.."
"Sakura!" the others groaned.
Ask Kakuzu for money and pretend to eat it.
"Can I have a dollar, Kakuzu?" Kakuzu handed her a dollar. She crumpled it up and pretend to eat it.
"Why? Why?" Kakuzu bawled at the loss of his dollar. Sakura ran away as soon as possible. "SAKURA!"
If Hidan calls you a bitch, call him a man-whore.
"Bitch," Hidan cursed at Sakura.
"Man-whore," Sakura smirked and ran off. Hidan was shocked with his mouth open, but shut it angrily.
"SAKURA!"
Mistake another plant for Zetsu in front of him.
"Hello, Zetsu. Nice evening isn't it," Sakura greeted a plant in front of Zetsu. Zetsu's left eye twitch.
"You better freaking run," Zetsu growled and Sakura took off with Zetsu close behind.
When Konan cooks, say, "I think my food just moved".
Konan made meatloaf and each had a plate. Sakura poked her meatloaf suspiciously. "Is there something wrong, Sakura?" Itachi asked.
"Yeah, I think my food just moved," Sakura pointed and the others laughed and Konan blushed in embarrassment. Suddenly the meatloaf growled and we gulped and ran out of the kitchen.
Watch in a scary movie with 3-D glasses, and if an Akutsuki come in front of you, scream.
Sakura was watching Paranormal Activity 2 with 3-D glasses when Kisame came in front of her at a scary spot.
"Hey Sakura, watcha doing can I watch too?" Kisame asked as he heard banging from the movie.
"!" BANG! Sakura had screamed and hit Kisame with shovel that she got out of nowhere. Kisame was knocked out unconscious. Sakura went up and paused the movie when someone came behind Sakura.
"What happened to Kisame?" 'Tobi'/Madara asked while patting Sakura on the shoulder.
"!" Sakura whacked 'Tobi'/Madara on the head making him unconscious too. Sakura tiptoed to her room with her shovel in hand.
Backhand Itachi if he doesn't listen to you.
"And then the mouse scurried under my bed and I tried to kill it…" Itachi put on his earphones and started to listen to music. Sakura saw this and backhanded Itachi on the back of the head. Itachi pulled out his earphones and glared at Sakura.
"Why did you do that?"
"You weren't listening to me".
"SAKURA!" in her place is a stuffed panda with a heart.
Put super glue on the inside of Sasori's doorknob.
"!" everybody ran to the source. It led to Sasori's room and they barged in.
"Where the hell are you?" Hidan yelled while scanning the room.
"Right here," a muffled sound came from behind the door. They pulled the door and saw Sasori's hand on the doorknob.
"What happened?" Konan asked while trying to pull Sasori (He's human now).
"Someone put super glue on the doorknob," Sasori replied with venom.
"I think I know who it is, un," everyone stared at me and I just took off.
"SAKURA!"
While at the pool with the Akutsuki and Kisame comes swimming towards you and talks, run away screaming," Holy Shit! The shark talks!"
"Hey, Sakura," Kisame greeted while swimming towards her with a toothy grin.
"!" Sakura screamed while running away. "Holy Shit! The shark talks!" everyone burst out laughing while Kisame went to sulk in a dark corner.
Switch Kisame's sake with water and water with sake.
"This water taste funny, un," Deidara said while drinking a little more. The others started to drink the water while Kisame and Sakura were drinking the water-filled sake.
2 hours later..
"Let's this freaking party started!" Hidan yelled slurring his words. Everyone danced and they passed out on the ground.
If having a staring contest with Sasori, call him Pinocchio while doing it.
Stare. Stare. Glare. Stare. Smirk. O.o.
"Pinocchio," Blinks. "I win"
"SAKURA!"
Scream and cry in your room at night and say that you had a nightmare where Kisame was trying to kill her with a chainsaw.
"WAAAH!WAHHH!," Sakura bawled and the others came in the room, but Kisame.
"What's wrong?" Pein asked alarmed, eyes filled with worry.
"I.. had.. a nightmare where… Kisame was trying… to kill me.. with a chainsaw," Sakura choked out.
"Where's the person that her our cherry blossom?" Kisame demanded while holding a chainsaw that was on. Sakura cried and screamed louder and the others glared at Kisame. "What?" the others started beating the crap out of Kisame.
Call the Akutsuki to kill the game 'Sonic Unleased'.
"Akutsuki!"
"What is the emergency, Sakura?" Itachi asked.
"Kill-wham- this-wham- game-wham- for me," Sakura said in between hit. The others fell anime style, but Sasori, Itachi, Zetsu, and Pein anime sweatdropped.
Put Deidara's clay in Hidan's room and replace it with play dough.
"What happened to you?" Sasori asked to Deidara.
"Someone replaced my clay with play dough".
"Why the fuck is pansy's clay in my room?"
"SAKURA!"
"Not my fault!"
Call Itachi to say the word 'why' in a book and to tell him to say the word.
"Itachi!" Sakura yelled while not looking up at the book.
"Yes?"
"Can you say this word?" points at the word in the book.
"'Why'"
"Because I want to know".
"'Why'"
"I already told you".
"'Why'"
"Damn it Itachi! I already told you!"
"Just forget it," Itachi muttered and sweatdropped.
Put 'Art is a bang' on Sasori's face.
Sasori woke up went into the bathroom. He looked at shocked and his mouth was open. On his forehead in black marker was 'Art is a bang'.
"Deidara!" BOOM!
"It wasn't me Sasori no Danna, un!"
Eat a salad in front of Zetsu and ask if he wants some.
Munch. . Swallows. "What are you eating?"
"Salad. Wants some?"
"My precious plants!"
"Do you want some?"
"SAKURA!"
A/N:
I know I have another story on hold, but I was reading and an idea popped into my mind. Plus this is for the New Year so yeah. I'm going to school later so sorry if I don't update this and Super Nerd Gone Super Bad. Please review and read more!
-IINSANEG