Primeval: spoof

B=Becker

A=Abby

C=Connor

Cu=Cutter

J=Jenny

L=Lester

Preface: the group is at the ARC and has free time J

L: boys and girls can we do something other then sit there

Cu: *teasingly* yeah sure but I don't think you'll like it

L: oh shut your face Cutter!

J: such language

C: can't we all just get along?

A: KKKIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAA

B: what the shit?

A: just practicing for when I beat carlines ass

C: *glares at Abby*

A: *shrugs* what?

L: play nice Sid and Nancy

A: *gasp*

C: ha ha very humorous

Cu: that's the best thing he has said since he got here

J: Cutter!

B: *rolls eyes*

C: you wanna roll you eyes action man!

A: Connor I wouldn't

C: *moves towards Becker*

B: listen to her pussy

C: what did u just call me?

B: puss-

A: *Kiss Connor*

L: ooooooooooooooh Connor is a pimp!

C: *astonished look* uh…uh…uh

J: oh dear

Cu: get it Conn!

B: Not fair!

A: you want a kiss to?

B: yeah

A: *kisses Becker 2x as long as Connor*

C: *mouth drops open*

A: *pulls away* wow…you're a real good kisser

B: yeah I know, IN UR FACE CONNOR!

C: that's it! * jumps on Becker*

A: get off him Connor!

L: no blood on the marble boys

Cu: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

J: CUTTER STOP THAT!

Director: CUT! Cut! Boys, we can't make a show with you two fighting.

B: *gets up* you wanna bet?

C: *picks himself up* yeah, you wanna bet Mr. director man?

L: *puts hand on forehead* not again

Cu: I'm going to my trailer *throws down script and walks away*

J: Cutter I'm going with you*follows Cutter*

A: *puts arms around the pair* so you guys wanna come back to my trailer and snog it up?

C: *looks at Abby* duh

B: um negative *walks away*