Chapter 3:

I GOT A TRAGIC BACKSTORY! REALLY!

Mari was like hanging out with Marth who just loved being around her lovely kind self.

"Fat people are so gross," Mari said.

"I knoooow," Marth agreed totally manlily.

"Hey, you're so gross," Mari said to Wario and she and Marth laughed. They were having so much fun being smart and funny when that rude but annoyingly hot Ike walked up to them.

"Did you forget I had a fight with Marth last chapter?" he said rudely. Right, he looked totally injured.

"You shouldn't fight," Mari said and hearts burst forth all around her. Ike blushed and was feeling so embarrassed and wanted to say something back but she was so totally right he could not think of anything. Mari did not know why but the way his abs showed through that loose tunic was really distracting.

"GTG!" Mari shouted and stood up all red in the face (like one of those silly funny scenes from an anime. Imagine it like an anime lolz).

"No! Staaay," Marth cried but Mari was gone.

She ran to the garden and put flowers in her hair. There were lots of roses and violets and stuff that were the same color as her mesmerizing curls of simmering gloss and it all totally matched. That was when she heard Link and Zelda arguing loudly behind the tree she had been sitting next to the whole time.

"WTF, YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME? NO WAY! I ORDER YOU TO STAY WITH ME!" Zelda yelled. Mari showed up right when Zelda's puny hand slapped Link across the face and he fell to the ground like a swatted fly. Mari gasped (and watched without doing anything but caring very, very much) when she saw Link look up with tears streaming down his gorgeous face.

"I DON'T LOVE YOU! I LOVE MARI!" he cried. Zelda let out a furious shriek and was about to hit Link again but Mari put herself in front of him like a sacrificing shield (sniffle). Zelda hit her instead and Mari looked straight into her eyes and laughed. Mari's eyes were ice-blue and glittering with sunlight and her raven black her and sapphire bangs blew heroically and totally beautifully around her while it was perfectly windless around the Hylians. Mari was glowing too and there were lots of other cool stuff that would have taken about six paragraphs to describe. Minimum.

"You have to get through me first," Mari said and it was clear Zelda knew she stood no chance (A/N: REMEMBER LAST CHAPTER AND MARI'S AWSUM POWERS?) .

Zelda had to give up on abusing poor Link but then she decided to attack Mari instead! Mari screamed and closed her eyes. When she opened them Link had grabbed Zelda's arm and looked totally cool in a way I can't be bothered to describe.

"Can't let you do that, Star Fox," he said and glared at her and Zelda was totally dumped and left in defeat. Link lifted Mari into his arms.

"That was so scary," she sobbed. Link cuddled her.

"You were brave. You saved me. You're the best."

Mari fainted. The hard battle had taken every ounce of her energy. It was so dramatic and silent and deserted and stuff and Link stood there holding her like forever like the end of a movie. When...

"DO A BARREL ROLL!" Someone shouted and Mari (whose keen instincts made her wake up and regain her energy) made a somersault and saved herself and Link from the meteor that hit the ground where they had just been standing. Then another meteor came and although it was no different from before it was impossible to avoid. Link made himself ready to die and protect Mari with his body when a beam shot the meteor into pieces.

A shadow figure was standing on the top of a hill. Mari, who was the bravest, walked up to their savior. He looked like Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog, except his fur was gray. And he's a billion times smarter then Tails.

"It was so smart how you crushed that space boulder thingy. What's your name?" Mari said.

"Gray the Fox. You seem smart too," Gray said.

"Thanks. I get A's all the time," Mari said humbly. A/N: AND IT'S TRUE I REALLT GET THEM BUT I HATE TO BRAG! "Why are you here btw?"

"I have a scroll for Mari Suzuki."

"I'm Mari Suzuki!" Mari Suzuki cried out in surprise. She read the scroll.

"I'm ADOPTED?"

Mari started crying. Who was she really?

Ze Dybbuk: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A %#&€ TROLL? But you're funny :) Yeah, Mario should just go DIE! HAHAHA! He doesn't stand a chance against Mari's love shield. It so awesome and he's not.

TROLL: OH! Ze Dybbuk was talking about you :D Thanks for your review but her name is not Mary. It's Mari. Her last name is Suzuki and not -Sue. You should read my story more carefully. TROLL! Lulz.

BenevolentShrewd: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A %#&€ TROLL? But review again, please :) I want lots of reviews or I won't update.

xxxxInu girlxx93839: You got it wrong. Her name is not Mary-Sue. It is Mari Suzuki.

A-chana: HEY! You wrote lots of weird stuff at first that I didn't get. You should just write a real review like you did at the end :D THX HUN! I NU TH3Y SO JELOUS AND DONT KILL ME PLS XD I WRITE MOAR!

Gray the Fox: I totally put your OC in. Kay! I had to write so much about him I'm so tired now! I know I got him IC and all but you should just write about him yourself and I'll put it in the story kay? I know you're reading this cause you got to be following my awsum story.

Sayaka Sakura: I KNUUUW I AM SO GOOD AT WRITING! THX!

I HARDLY GOT ANY REVIEWS D: It's not nice y'know. I put my heart and soul into this and get like one million hits but no one reviews? NEXT TIME I WANT AT LEAST 30 OR I WON'T UPDATE. KAY? NOT COOL! NOT FAIR TO MARI!