Disclamer: Don't own Naruto or anything that you may find familiar.
Sasuke Uchiha wrote on Orochimaru Hebi's wall: You should be locked up. I am seriously considering to moving back to Konoha if this keeps up.
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Comments:
Orochimaru Hebi WHY!
Sasuke Uchiha because you are a child molester! I can't sleep with both eyes closed ever since I ended up over here.
(Itachi Uchiha likes this.)
Itachi Uchiha Glad we see it the same way, foolish little brother.
Sakura Haruno WTF. Why can't you just leave him alone, Itachi!
Itachi Uchiha Sasuke, nice. Having your girlfriend fight for you.
Sasuke Uchiha SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND! UNLIKE YOU AND KISAME.
Itachi Uchiha You are so dead.
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Itachi Uchiha wrote on Sasuke Uchiha's wall: I will leave you alone when you die. I am your older brother, and it is my duty to be there for you, even as an obstacle for you to bypass.
Sasuke Uchiha That's the same thing you say all the time. Is there anything else you would like to say?
Itachi Uchiha You lack hatred.
Sasuke Uchiha ARGHHHHHH!
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Itachi Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki are now friends.
Kakashi Hatake wrote on Sasuke Uchiha's wall: I heard from Naruto that you are considering coming back to Konoha! I'm so happy! ^.\\ As an extra incentive, WE HAVE FRESH TOMATOES!
Sasuke Uchiha likes this.
Sasuke Uchiha and Kakashi Hatake are now friends.
Comments:
Tobi Uchiha KAKASHI YOU HAVE RUINED MY FUCKING PLANS ONCE AGAIN. YOU WILL SUFFER AND DIE LIKE THE REST OF KONOHA.
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Hidan Jashin4ever Tobi, my goddamn respect for you has fucking grown. That was so fucking beautiful!
Deidara Bangart That was actually quite awesome, Tobi.
Itachi Uchiha When were you an Uchiha, Tobi? I just noticed… Fuck. Madara.
Tobi Uchiha and Itachi Uchiha are no longer friends.
Comments:
Sasuke Uchiha Who is this Tobi?
Itachi Uchiha Someone who is more evil than I am.
Sasuke Uchiha I find that incredibly hard to believe.
Konan Flower just saw Sasuke Uchiha walk by. He looks incredibly hot.
Comments:
Itachi Uchiha We Uchiha have that charm.
Nagato Pein KONAN! T-T
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Konan Flower I only loved you as a friend, Nagato… my best friend.
Nagato Pein OK, BFF FOREVER.
Kisame Hoshigaki That was so weird…
Nagato Pein SHUT UP JAWS AND GET BACK TO WORK.
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Itachi Uchiha likes how we're getting off topic from Konan's love interests.
Konan Flower I hate you, Itachi.
Sasuke Uchiha Hn. Hello, blue haired girl from Akatsuki I don't know.
Konan Flower sent Sasuke Uchiha a boquet of origami flowers!
Sasuke Uchiha Wow you are talented at this.
Konan Flower Thank you. ^.^
Sasuke Uchiha So… how long have you been doing this?
Konan Flower For over 10 years.
Sasuke Uchiha Wow. Do you want to… maybe… teach me how to do some?
Konan Flower Gladly. I'll teach you.
Sasuke Uchiha thinks that Konan Flower is cute.
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Kakashi Hatake Did she give you tomatoes? Oh, nvm. Ask her out on a date. Since you have little to no experience, I'll just message you on what to do.
Sasuke Uchiha wrote on Konan Flower's wall: Hey, Konan. Do you want to go to East Dragon Restaurant with me tonight?
Konan Flower Alright. It's a date.
Sasuke Uchiha and Konan Flower are now in a relationship.
(Itachi Uchiha likes this.)
Sakura Haruno NOOOO SASUKE-KUN! T.T
Itachi Uchiha Shut up, Pinky.
Itachi Uchiha sure hates fangirls who ruin his little brother's chances in a relationship.
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Comments:
Kakashi Hatake Are you coming to Konoha with Sasuke?
Konan Flower Probably. I'll probably have to sneak in if I want to to be together with Sasuke.
Sasuke Uchiha BACK IN KONOHA!
Itachi Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, and 20 others like this.
Naruto Uzumaki ITACHI LIKED THIS? On a major note, WB SASUKE! ^.^
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