AN: Okay, after four long months, this outtake is finally completed. I appreciate everyone's patience.

For those who forgot, this is the tequila night that Edward and Bella had in Vail. Check out chapter 33: Connections if you need a reminder.

Thank yous go out to my wonderful LaMomo for beta'ing this badboy when I forgot to ask her if she would. LOL.

Also thank you to my beautiful ladies, Lexie and Mel who are always there to calm my nerves and give me love!

WARNING: There is some extremely graphic sexual material in this outtake. Please abide by the fanfiction M rating guidelines. I will put a "XXXX" when it begins so that if you want to avoid it, you can.

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EPOV

"So, what's the plan for today?" Bella asked, setting her coffee down on the table and picking at the remnants of her breakfast.

"I made an appointment for you at the spa."

"Ooookay. For what?"

"A full service," I grinned.

"Oh, like an oil change and tire rotation?"

I snorted. "Yep, just like that."

"Good to know," she laughed. "What time am I due for my full service?"

"Noon."

Bella looked at her watch. Because we'd slept in so late, it was already eleven.

"I guess I should take a shower and get cleaned up then, huh?" she said, standing up. "Wanna join me?"

Yes.

"I'd love to, but if I get in there with you, there's no guarantee you'll make it to your appointment on time."

Bella looked disappointed. "Okay, then."

Half an hour later, Bella was dressed and bundled up to head down to the main building where the spa was.

"Are you sure about this?" she asked, pulling her hat on over her wet head.

"Yes. Go, baby. Enjoy yourself. Relax."

"Well, what are you going to do?"

I shrugged.

Bella looked at me suspiciously.

"I'll find something to do," I laughed.

"That's what I'm afraid of. What are you up to?"

"Ouch. Why do you automatically assume I'm up to something?"

"Because you've got that 'I'm up to something' twinkle in your eye."

"Pfft," I scoffed. My girl knew me far too well. "I promise I won't get into any trouble. Is that good enough?"

Bella looked at me seriously. "Yes."

I smirked at her. "Good girl. Now get outta here!" I smacked her ass and ushered her out the door. She took one last look at me before disappearing down the stairs.

I wasn't planning to go overboard; Bella would hate that. But I did want to make an effort. I really had no idea where to go for things like candles, but after asking a few people, I was directed to this hippie shop. It smelled like incense and had tie-dyed scarves and homemade jewelry everywhere. There were two very eccentric saleswomen who welcomed me into the shop and coaxed out of me that I was trying to romance my girlfriend. I didn't tell them exactly what I was hoping to do with her, though. I didn't want to get slapped.

They tried to get me to buy some jewelry, but I wasn't falling for it. I bought my "lightly scented" candles and barely escaped with my life as they cooed about how sweet I was.

I went to the small grocery store and bought all the ingredients I needed to make a simple rosemary chicken recipe that my mom had taught me right before I went to college. I wasn't a gourmet chef nor did I have a gourmet kitchen at my disposal. The recipe was simple, easy and really fucking delicious.

When I got back to the condo, I set up a few things, but I still had several hours before Bella was supposed to be back, so I sat down and flipped through the channels. There was absolutely nothing on, but I found myself stopping on Animal Planet. There was some marathon of Wild Kingdom or America or some kind of shit like that. All I knew was that I was completely fascinated by the mating habits of insects. It was gross and intriguing at the same time.

Around four-thirty, I started setting things up. I lit candles and started making dinner. Once everything was ready and the food was cooking, I sat back down to watch TV. Half an hour later, I heard the key card in the door.

Bella entered the condo and put down her things on the entryway table, including a bag from the spa that no doubt contained products they had convinced her she couldn't live without, before removing her coat and boots.

I stood and rushed over, making her jump when she looked up to find me about two inches from her.

"Hi." I grinned and put my hand on the side of her ribcage, sliding it down over the curve of her waist and around her back, pulling her close.

"Well, hello," she giggled. "I take it you missed me?"

"Mmmhmm," I hummed, pressing my lips into the curve of her jaw just in front of her ear. I breathed in through my nose. "You smell good."

"I just spent five hours getting buffed, scrubbed, and rubbed down with the most amazing tea tree oil. I better freaking smell good."

I pulled back abruptly. "Who the fuck was rubbing you down?"

She licked her lips and smiled seductively. "Oh, it felt so good," she purred. "This tall, gorgeous, masseuse with big hands."

"Bella," I growled, not liking at all where she was going with this.

"Every touch made me feel incredible."

I narrowed my eyes. I was going down to the spa to find this motherfucker who had the balls to put his hands on my woman. I didn't care if it was his job.

"Mmmm, I'm gonna be thinking about Sabrina for a long, long time."

"That's it!" I shouted. "Stay here."

I was out the door and halfway down the stairs, sans coat, before I realized what she'd said. Sabrina? Fucking Sabrina?

I stormed back, searching my pocket for the key. When I couldn't find it, I was forced to knock.

"Yes?" Bella smiled sweetly as she opened the door.

"Sabrina better be a fucking woman."

Bella giggled. "You are so easy; always jumping to conclusions. Of course Sabrina is a fucking woman."

I pushed her backwards, kicked the door shut behind me, and attached my mouth to hers before she could open it again. My hands were everywhere, groping and feeling. Bella tilted her head and I took full advantage, moving my lips down her jawline.

"Wait, wait," she panted.

"What?"

"I'm soooo hungry."

"Me too. Take off your clothes."

I reached for the hem of her sweater and pulled it up over her head. She let me, but when I went for the button on her pants, she grabbed my wrist.

"Edward!"

I huffed in agitation, but stopped. She was right, we needed to stop, take a breath, and eat dinner. I had a plan. A plan to romance and seduce. Not that she knew that, but leave it to Bella to remind me of what was important without realizing it.

"Okay! Okay," I sighed, sticking my hand down my pants to adjust my raging boner. Bella's eyes trailed down to my crotch and back up. A mischievous smile played at her lips.

"Do I even want to know what you're thinking about?"

She sank to her knees and began working on the buttons of my jeans.

Yes, yes I do.

"I thought you were hungry."

"I am."

She yanked down my pants, boxers and all, revealing what she already knew; I was ready and waiting.

She took me into her mouth and started working me like only Bella could.

I watched my cock sliding in and out between her lips. So incredibly sexy. I could feel the head hitting the back of her throat. I tried to let her do it without thrusting my hips at her face, but some things are just instinctual. I gripped at her hair, trying to control myself.

Fuck, I love her blowjobs.

"Shit, baby, go faster," I grunted. "Ahhhhh. Fuck, that feels so good."

Bella sped up, but I couldn't help myself. I met her halfway. She startled a little, obviously not expecting my enthusiasm, but she didn't lose her rhythm. I felt the ache of my impending orgasm moving through my groin and clenched my fist against her scalp. Bella moaned.

The vibration combined with her playful glance upwards was my undoing.

"Oh, oh, fuck, God, shit. I'm gonna. . ."

When I started to cum, I felt her sucking hard, her tongue massaging the underside of my dick, her throat closing around the head as she swallowed.

Once she pulled her mouth off me, she used the back of her hand to wipe at her chin.

I helped her off the ground and wrapped my hand around the back of her neck, pressing my lips against hers. "Thank you."

"Anytime," she laughed.

I let my hand slip down her collarbone, cupping her breast. "I'm not finished with you, but if I don't get dinner out of the oven, we're going to have to go out. And I really don't want to go out."

I kissed her again and again.

"Edward?"

"Hmmm?"

"Are you going to pull up your pants or are you going to spend the rest of the night with them around you ankles?"

I barked out a laugh, letting her go so that I could redress.

Bella disappeared into the bathroom while I washed my hands and pulled the chicken out of the oven. I plated it, along with some rice with vegetables, poured some wine and set the table.

"What's with all the candles?" Bella asked, walking down the stairs.

"I thought we could have a nice night in."

Bella pulled her hair up into a ponytail and joined me in the kitchen. I handed her a glass of wine.

"Mmmm. Well, dinner smells delicious. Thank you."

We ate slowly, talking about nothing in particular. Apparently, there was some chick at the spa getting a pedicure and telling the entire place about how her dad had bought and paid for her to have a vacation in Vail with her little sister, but she ditched her sis and brought her boyfriend instead. They'd been doing nothing but fighting and fucking the whole time. The spa staff just smiled and nodded, but behind the girl's back, raised eyebrows and grimaced at the detailed information she was willing to give to a room full of strangers.

I had nothing that interesting.

When we were finished eating, I moved to clear the table.

"Do you want to call Charlie now?"

"It's only five-thirty in Forks."

"Yeah." I grinned. "But I intend for you to be completely occupied for the rest of the night, so if we're going to call home, it needs to be now."

Bella's cheeks flushed pink. I winked at her and handed her the phone.

"Hi, Esme, it's Bella. Yeah, we've got plans tonight so we figured it would be better to call early."

I chuckled as she made a face.

"Um, I'm not sure what we're doing. It was Edward's idea so I guess I get to be surprised."

I laughed even harder.

Oh, shit! That's funny.

"Do you want me to call back later?"

I frowned and Bella shook her head and held up her finger.

"Okay. Are you sure?"

I moved behind Bella and wrapped my arms around her waist while she put the phone on speaker.

"Hi, Mommy!"

"Hi, Charlie. What are you doing?"

"Eating dinner wif Gramma and Papa."

"Oh yeah? What are you eating?"

"Uh. . . Dunno. GRAMMA WHAT WE EATING?" Charlie yelled.

My mother's faint voice came from somewhere, but I couldn't quite hear what she said.

"Gramma says Innian."

"Innian?" Bella look turned her head to look at me, repeating the word. "Oh! Indian. You're eating Indian?"

Charlie didn't respond and I thought that maybe we had lost them.

"He's nodding his head," my mother laughed, her voice closer. "We ordered Chicken Tikka and Lamb Vindaloo."

"Lamb Vindaloo?"

"That was for Carlisle. He gave Charlie a taste, but it was too spicy so he stuck with the chicken and naan."

"Where's Daddy?"

"I'm right here, bud."

"Hi, Daddy."

"Hi," I chuckled. "Are you being good?"

"Uh huh. Papa got me ice cream."

"He did? Wow. What a nice papa."

There was a little bit of rustling and then my mom's voice.

"And he's off," she laughed. "Charlie, are you going to say goodbye?"

"Bye!" Charlie's voice said distantly.

"Alright, well you two have fun tonight."

I ran my hand through my hair, glad that she seemed to have absolutely no idea that our plans were x-rated.

"We will," Bella replied. "Love you, guys."

"Bye, Ma!" I said over Bella's shoulder.

When she hit the end call button, I took the phone from her and silenced it before tossing it on the counter.

"Let's go upstairs," I said in a low voice.

"You don't waste any time, do you?"

"Nope. Go."

I walked behind her, nipping at her neck and tickling her ribs all the way up to the master bedroom.

She giggled and tried to wriggle away, but I pulled her back to me every time. At the door to the bedroom, I lifted her up into my arms, and carried her to the bed. I dropped her and hovered for just a second.

"I'll be right back," I said, pecking at her lips.

I walked a couple of steps away, then turned back and launched myself at her, kissing her so deeply she lost her breath.

"Jesus," she gasped as I let her go and ran out of the room.

It took me all of three minutes to run down to the kitchen and grab the tequila, salt, and lime slices that I had cut up earlier.

I was a little slower running back up the stairs, just because I didn't want to drop anything, but I nearly did anyway when I walked into the bedroom to find Bella stark naked on the bed. She was leaning against the pillows, with one leg crossed over the other and her hands behind her head, leaving her breasts on full display for me.

"Wow," I breathed, walking in and setting everything down on the nightstand.

"You like?"

"Uh, you're naked. Yeah, I like. A lot."

"What you got there?" she asked, her foot bouncing up and down casually.

I uncapped the Patron and poured it into a shot glass with shaky hands. Yeah, I was nervous.

I handed it to her and was rewarded with a big smile.

"What's this all about?" she asked taking the shot from me.

"I promised I was gonna lick tequila off every square inch of your body. I'm a man of my word, Bella."

"What else?" she asked suspiciously.

"What do you mean?"

"You don't fool me, Mr. Cullen. What else is going on in that sexy mind of yours?"

I needed a drink for this. I poured myself a shot.

"Cheers."

"Cheers."

We clinked glasses and downed the tequila.

"Blech!" Bella stuck out her tongue, shaking her head. "Oh, that is just. . .wow; strong."

"Remember Boston?" I blurted before I chickened out.

She looked at me, surprised, and nodded cautiously.

"I thought we'd try a something new."

Her lips started to twitch and curl upwards. "Hmmmm. Something new."

"Something new."

She set her empty shot glass down and leaned forward, pressing her lips against mine. I opened for her and felt her tongue slide inside. I pushed mine forward eagerly.

This is a good reaction . . . I think.

I ran my hand up the side of her arm, over her neck and into her hair, palming the back of her head and pushing her mouth harder against mine.

"Does this mean you want to try?" I ask, against her lips.

"I'll try anything with you," she whispered before attacking my mouth again.

Of course, at the rate we were going, the tequila was about to be forgotten.

Bella started to tug at my shirt. I detached myself and yanked it over my head. I hadn't even gotten completely out of it, when I felt a jolt of pleasure as Bella's mouth closed around my nipple, flicking her tongue against the barbell.

"Jesus Christ, woman. You're going to kill me."

One of her hands grabbed at my waist while the other palmed me through my jeans.

"Seriously, Bella, you're going to make me cum all over myself," I groaned.

She started undoing the buttons but I grabbed her hand, halting her.

"You've got to stop, baby. I need to be in control."

"Sorry." She flushed and sat back on her ankles.

I poured another shot glass full and glanced at her, trying to figure out just how I was going to do what I wanted to do.

"Lie down," I ordered. "On your back."

Bella did as I asked, bending her knees and spreading her legs to give me a nice view of the holy land.

I swallowed hard. Having her laid out like that was like putting a juicy steak in front of a starving man. I was about to say 'fuck the tequila' and dive right in, but I couldn't. I had to stick to the plan.

"You don't play fair," I glared.

"I have no idea what you're talking about," she smiled coyly.

I scanned her body, zeroing in on her navel. It was the most obvious place to start.

Leaning over her, I licked at the skin of her lower abdomen and sprinkled a bit of salt on it before filling her belly button with tequila.

Her body was rigid, trying to stay still, but when I started to move my tongue against her skin, she laughed, making her stomach bounce, the Patron spilling out.

"Stop it," I warned. "You're wasting good stuff here."

"I can't help it. It tickles."

"Now I'm gonna have to refill you."

"Sorry."

I added a little liquid and then dragged my tongue across the salt trail. Planting my mouth on her belly button, I sealed my lips on the surrounding skin. Flicking my tongue out, I begin to lap up the liquid.

"Edward," Bella squealed.

I sucked up the remaining tequila and pulled away, laughing.

"Sorry." I winked at her when I was done.

Was I sorry? Not really.

I spent the next twenty minutes attempting to drip the tequila on her skin and lick it up, but it wasn't working very well. It kept sliding off and onto the bed sheet before I got a chance, so I opted to keep it in the shot glass instead and just lick the salt from her body. Of course, in order to keep myself relatively sober, I only filled the glass half full.

I set it down at the apex of her legs, right at her entrance, making her squirm.

"Edward? While you're down there. . ."

"While I'm down here what, Bella?" I asked, pressing my thumb against her clit.

"That," she sighed. "Do that."

"This?" I asked, slipping two fingers into her. She bucked her hips, almost knocking over the shot glass.

"Watch it now, baby. Relax."

I pumped my fingers in and out a few times, watching them get wetter and wetter. I pulled my fingers from her and replaced them with my mouth. It seemed like a travesty to cover up the taste of my girl with tequila, so I handed the shot to her and sucked on her clit while she took it.

When she was done, I moved up her body.

"Hi," I whispered.

"Hi."

I reached behind me and picked up one of the lime slices.

"Here, put this in your mouth."

"Like a gag?" she grinned.

I glared at her. She was toying with me.

"Just. . . do it."

Pouring another shot, I settled it in the hollow of her neck.

"Now you're not going to be able to move," I warned.

"K," Bella murmured around the lime.

I wet her breast by dipping my finger in the tequila and tracing it over the tip and then sprinkled a little salt on top.

Covering her salted nipple with my mouth, I swirled my tongue around to make sure I got it all. Her back started to arch a little, but I planted my hand on her stomach to hold her down.

She moaned around the lime in her mouth. I sucked at her other nipple, downed the shot and moved up to grab the lime, pressing my lips against hers in the process. I barely registered the bitter taste before spitting it out and diving back for a kiss.

Climbing on top of her, I reached down to take off my underwear. It was time to get naked.

"That wasn't every square inch," Bella teased.

"Yeah, well, unless you want to bathe in it, the logistics don't work out so well," I mumbled, spreading her legs apart with my knee.

"Wait. What are you doing?" she asked, confused.

"I'm gonna take care of you, first. Just in case."

"Oh! Okay."

"Is that alright with you?" I asked, nipping at the skin of her neck.

"Uh huh."

I pushed into her achingly slow. I couldn't do it for too long though. I needed to make her cum and I needed to get her ready as quickly as possible.

Starting to speed up, I picked up the lube off the nightstand and fumbled with it, trying to get it open one-handed.

Bella grabbed it out of my hand and twisted off the cap.

"Here," she panted. "Just don't stop."

She squeezed the tube and way too much came out.

Whatever, the more the better.

I slipped my finger inside of her ass slowly, making her squeak, despite the fact that she was expecting it.

"Does that feel good?" I breathed, moving my finger in and out at the same pace as my dick.

"Yeah. Oh, yeah."

I smirked at her, making her gasp as I slipped another finger in. If she couldn't handle a few fingers, there was no way she was going to be able to handle anything else.

But she took it. Three fingers were a little more difficult. I caught her wincing a few times and decided to move back to two. I had no idea what that meant for the rest of the evening, but at that moment, all I could think about was the look in Bella's eyes. She was close; so close.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. Oh, God."

I pulled my fingers from her backside so that I could rest my forehead against hers without pushing the limits of her hip flexibility. I wanted to be as close as possible when she came. The trick was going to be keeping myself from emptying inside of her.

Her fingertips gripped my shoulders and I cupped her face as her mouth fell open and she let go. I kept moving slowly, in and out, our eyes locked, until she calmed. I sucked her top lip in between mine and then sat up, withdrawing completely.

Her chest heaved, making her perfect tits rise and fall. Gorgeous.

The anticipation of what came next made the air thick and I was suddenly extremely nervous.

Bella lifted herself to her knees in front of me.

"You ready?" she purred.

I nodded. "Are you?"

She smiled coyly and turned around, getting on all fours.

"Fuck, baby."

"That's the idea, Edward," she giggled.

I looked down at my dick, which was standing at attention straight out in front of me. I was already slick from her cumming on me and the lube from my fingering would help, but I wasn't taking any chances. I grabbed the tube, poured a little extra grease on my palm, and stroked myself a couple of times.

"Edward?"

"I'm working on it, baby. I know you're anxious, but you're just going to have to be patient," I teased.

"You know what?" she growled softly, lifting up on her knees.

"Hey, hey, hey."

I pushed on her back firmly, encouraging her to bend back down. She didn't resist, letting me know she wasn't really mad. I placed a kiss in the middle of her back and trailed my mouth down to her tailbone.

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Taking a deep, steadying breath, I positioned myself at her back entrance. I started to put a little pressure, but she was too tense.

"Bella, baby, you gotta relax. I'm gonna use my finger first, okay?"

"Okay."

I pressed my index finger inside, feeling her tighten up before relaxing again. She could do that. That felt good and she knew it. After a couple of seconds, I added my middle finger. Seeing things from this angle was so different. I had to stroke myself with my left hand to ease the ache.

Once she seemed relaxed, I decided to pull the switch. I removed my fingers a few times completely before returning them. The third time, instead of my fingers, it was my dick.

I watched as the head of my cock disappeared inside. Bella definitely noticed the difference. The urge to fucking push into her faster and harder was almost overwhelming.

I clenched my eyes shut and ground my teeth together.

I pushed further in, a little quicker than I intended.

Bella's whole body tensed up and I had to stop.

"Are you okay?" I winced.

Bella didn't answer right away. I was going to have to pull out. It wasn't worth it if she was in pain. I started to extract myself slowly.

"Stop!" she gasped. "Don't. Just give me a second."

"Baby, I don't want to do this if it's going to hurt you."

She looked back over her shoulder.

"I'm fine," she said softly. The sincerity in her eyes told me to trust her. With as much faith as she was putting in me to do this, I owed her that much.

I pushed back in, this time going all the way. Bella was trying to act like it didn't hurt, but I could see from the way that she tensed, that it did. I let her body adjust before I pulled out just a little and then pressed forward again.

The pressure surrounding my dick was like nothing I had ever experienced in my life. I had no words. I wanted to cry. Instead, I threw my head back and groaned.

"Oh, God!"

Every time I pulled back out, I went further so that eventually only the head of my cock stayed in before I drove forward.

My hands held tightly onto Bella's hips. If I thought watching my cock slip in and out of her mouth or her pussy was sexy, watching it pound into her ass was something I never wanted to forget. If I could have videotaped it without her getting pissed, I would have. And I would have watched it a thousand times a day. Nothing in my life ever came close to the experience.

I moved as slowly as I could for a while, but the sounds coming from Bella spurred me on and I began to speed up. I wanted to touch her, but all I could focus on were the overwhelming sensations flooding my entire body.

Bella lowered down onto her elbows. I thought at first that she was doing it for me, but then I saw her move her right hand down between her legs. She was fucking touching herself.

I kept going, not knowing if she was anywhere close and unable to speak any words other than the profanities spewing out of my mouth in rapid succession.

My first sign was when Bella's hand began moving faster. Her whimpers and moans got louder, driving me closer and closer. I wasn't going to last.

Whatever happened, happened fast. Her body tensed up and muscles started squeezing and I couldn't hold back, I just fucking exploded in a series of grunts and cries and I'm sure some sounds never before heard on earth.

My ears started ringing and the force of my orgasm made my whole body shake.

The second I stopped twitching, I withdrew from her body, immediately feeling her relax. She collapsed face-down onto the bed. I laid down next to her on my back, completely exhausted. The only sounds in the room were coming from our heavy breathing.

"Are you okay?" I whispered, looking over at her.

I saw her nod her head.

"Are you sure?"

"I'm fantastic. How are you?" she asked without moving.

"I, uh, I. . . that was fucking amazing. I just can't. . . I mean, are you sure it felt good? To you?"

"Edward, if it didn't feel good, I would have told you to stop." She turned her head and looked at me seriously when she said this. It was just another example of how far we'd come. I turned myself over onto my side and began stroking her back, up and down her spine.

"It was really intense," she sighed.

"Yeah, it was," I agreed. "But in a good way."

Bella hummed, making me worry that maybe she hadn't enjoyed it at all. I rolled her over so that she was on her back facing up at me. I'd be able to read her much better that way.

"I love you more than anything, baby. You know that, right? You don't ever have to agree to something you don't want to do."

"I know," she assured, looking me directly in the eye. "I won't. I liked it. It's not something I want to do every day, but I wouldn't be opposed to doing it again." She began tracing little circles on my chest, giving me goose bumps.

"Really?"

"Really."

I bent down and placed gentle kisses all over her face. "You are something else, Isabella Swan." I grinned down at the woman that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.

"I know," she teased.

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AN: I have no idea if I will be posting any more outtakes. RL is starting to take it's toll and I am desperately trying to keep up with The Demons in My Dreams (for those who don't know that is one of my current stories. It is 11 chapters in) as well as my other projects. But I will never say never, b/c I do have some things running around in my head. LOL.

I am still working on my epi review replies. I believe I am up to June 21st and should be able to finish them up in the next couple of days assuming I get a chance to just sit down and focus. I am wholly embarrassed that it has taken me so long, but what can you do?

Oh, and I have recently discovered that there are people on twitter who are at'ing me and I can't see it. I'm not ignoring you, I promise. I can't see them if your account is locked. Please, please, I don't automatically follow everyone b/c I'm a complete technological idiot and get lost in my TL frequently, but I would love to follow you. Just PM me. Thank you.

Thank you everyone for reading. XOXOX