A/N: wow, it's been so long since I've updated and I feel terrible. Life just got in the way, but I promise I'll try to add more now!
Here's season four episode seven - My Brother's Keeper: Facebook Style!
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Elena Gilbertwent from "in a relationship" to "single"
(Rose-Marie and twenty others like this)
Bonnie Bennett ...excuse me
(Caroline Forbes, Jeremy Gilbert and three others like this)
Caroline Forbes ...what.
Jeremy Gilbert is no one else going to comment on the fact that Rose liked this?
Jeremy Gilbert dead Rose?
Jeremy Gilbert Rose-that-died Rose?
Jeremy Gilbertokay then.
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Stefan Salvatore went from "in a relationship" to "single"
Caroline Forbes you okay?
Caroline Forbes ...wanna go have a freak-out in the woods?
(Stefan Salavotre likes this)
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(...your impending death)
Between Klaus the Bauss and Stefan Salvatore
Klaus the Bauss honestly, Stef, can you for once just keep your mouth shut for more than five minutes?
Stefan Salvatore Klaus the Bauss? Really? That doesn't even make sense.
Klaus the Bauss don't be jealous, Stef, it doesn't suit you.
Stefan Salvatore ...so why did you message me, again? My "impending death"?
Klaus the Bauss the cure. You. Blabbed. Did you really think I wouldn't find out?
Stefan Salvatore I didn't blab, I told my brother. There's a difference.
Klaus the Bauss do you know what hurt the most, Stefan?
Klaus the Bauss the BETRAYAL.
Klaus the Bauss YOU BETRAYED ME.
Klaus the Bauss ...Stefan?
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Damon Salvatore to Elena Gilbert: Why didn't you tell me you and Stef called it quits?
Elena Gilbert it's been all over Facebook?
Damon Salvatore do you seriously think I use Facebook?
Elena Gilbert you're using it now, smartass.
(Bonnie Bennett, Caroline Forbes and ten others like this)
Damon Salvatore hilarious. Talk later?
Elena Gilbert definitely :))
Caroline Forbes two smiley faces? Really, Elena? REALLY?
Rose-Marie well I think it's cute :)
Jeremy Gilbert IS NO ONE ELSE SEEING THIS
Jeremy Gilbert UGH
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April Young red or blue?
Caroline Forbes blue. Always blue.
Elena Gilbert definitely blue :)
(Caroline Forbes likes this)
Damon Salvatore red.
Elena Gilbert red. Definitely red! ;)
(Damon Salvatore and April Young like this)
Caroline Forbes um...what?
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(...mind control)
Between Caroline Forbes and Stefan Salvatore
Caroline Forbes get down here, FAST! ELENA EMERGENCY!
Stefan Salvatore What happened?!
Caroline Forbes Elena liked the blue dress but then Damon liked red and now she likes red!
Caroline Forbes MIND CONTROL.
Stefan Salvatore time to lay off the coffee, Caroline.
Caroline Forbes BRAINWASHING.
Caroline Forbes COMPULSION
Caroline Forbes HELP STEFAN DANGER.
Caroline Forbes HEEEEEEEELP
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Jeremy Gilbert ever dreamed about killing your sister? Because I sure have.
Elena Gilbert hilarious, Jeremy. Really.
Jeremy Gilbert no, Elena, really...
Elena Gilbert we get it. Funny joke. Stick to being a waiter for now, yeah?
(Matt Donovan, Bonnie Bennett and five others like this)
Jeremy Gilbert WHY DOES NOBODY EVER LISTEN TO ME?
Damon Salvatore because everything that happens to you is just ridiculous. Seriously.
(Elena Gilbert, Bonnie Bennett and ten others like this)
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(...eye sex)
Between Caroline Forbes and Elena Gilbert
Caroline Forbes will you please stop staring at Damon like that? It's making everyone uncomfortable.
Caroline Forbes and horney.
Elena Gilbert like what? I'm not staring? Why would I be staring? No staring here.
Caroline Forbes mhmm.
Elena Gilbert what about you and Klaus, Miss Hypocrite? Just friendly champagne and giggles, right?
Caroline Forbes I AM OFFENDED BY YOUR TONE MISS GILBERT.
Elena Gilbert what tone? We're messaging...
Caroline Forbes NOTHING IS HAPPENING
Caroline Forbes STOP
Caroline Forbes honestly Elena you should just drop it, you're embarrassing yourself.
Caroline Forbes geeze, some people...
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Matt Donovan anyone seen Jer lately?
(Elena Gilbert and Damon Salvatore like this)
Stefan Salvatore nope.
Stefan Salvatore definitely not.
Stefan Salvatore keeping an eye out, though. Aren't I such a good person? No worries, no need to thank me, it's all out of the goodness of my heart.
Jeremy Gilbert I'm with Stefan, guys.
Stefan Salvatore ...found him!
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Damon Salvatore what is the deal with Bennett witches? Seriously...
(Creepy Shane and five others like this)
Bonnie Bennett we've just got the magic touch, I guess ;)
Damon Salvatore and a terrible sense of humour, too!
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Hayley Wolf to Creepy Shane: the plan is almost complete!
Creepy Shane MUHAHAHAHAHA
Tyler Lockwood ...what plan?
(Caroline Forbes, Stefan Salvatore, Damon Salvatore, and six others like this)
Tyler Lockwood do you two know each other?
Hayley Wolf is this not a message?
Creepy Shane who is Hayley?
Creepy Shane what is Facebook?
Creepy Shane ...
Hayley Wolf ...
Tyler Lockwood okay then, guess you don't know him Hales. My bad :)
(Hayley Wolf and Creepy Shane like this)
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Elena Gilbert Damon Salvatore is a good dancer ;)
(seven people like this)
Damon Salvatore you're not so shabby yourself, darling :)
Caroline Forbes *vomits*
(Stefan Salvatore likes this)
Damon Salvatore NO ONE ASKED YOU HERE STEFAN
Damon Salvatore NO ONE CARES ANYMORE
Caroline Forbes HEY! I care!
(Stefan Salvatore likes this)
Damon Salvatore we know, Caroline. We get it. Now can you two STOP RUINING NICE MOMENTS PLEASE.
(Elena Gilbert and Delena Fans like this)
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(...cockblock crusaders)
Between Caroline Forbes and Stefan Salvatore
Caroline Forbes suggestions to destroy Damon and Elena: GO
Stefan Salvatore kill Damon?
Caroline Forbes no, that would just make Elena mad. Kill Elena?
Stefan Salvatore ...
Caroline Forbes yeah, let's not. Talk annoyingly in the background every time they try to have a romantic moment?
Stefan Salvatore definitely. Anything else?
Caroline Forbes it has to be ridiculous.
Stefan Salvatore and random.
Caroline Forbes illogical, too.
Stefan Salvatore you thinking what I'm thinking?
Carlone Forbes SIRE BOND!
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Elena Gilbert kiss me like you wanna be loved :)
Damon Salvatore your wish is my command ;)
(Elena Gilbert likes this)
Rose-Marie awww xx
Jeremy Gilbert REALLY?
Jeremy Gilbert NOBODY?
Jeremy Gilbert 500% done.