Yeah, another Vocaloid fanfic. With Gakupo. AGAIN. This is not Yaoi or M-rated, though. Instead, it's a slightly humorous friendship drabble between Gakupo, Kaito and Len. Enjoy.


"Do I have to?" Whined young Len Kagamine, peering out from behind the curtain of the changing stall. "This is so embarrassing!"

"Yes, you have to." Kaito sighed. "It's in the script. Now quit whining and come on out."

There was a pause, and the curtain was shoved backwards as Len stepped out…in a kimono. It was a beautiful kimono, white and red and black with fancy tassels and a fancy ornament in Len's hair, but that didn't change the fact that it made him look like a girl.

For a minute, there was silence. Then Kaito began snickering. Even Gakupo couldn't hide his smile. Len scowled. "Thanks a lot, guys." He said bitterly. "How come you get to have cool costumes, and I'm stuck with this?"

Gakupo shrugged, adjusting the black feather boa on his shoulder. "Because that's how it worked out." He said blithely. "Look on the bright side – you get to have the cool guitar."

Len brightened a little as he thought of the sleek white ESP with the wicked body shape. Not only did it look cool, it also sounded amazing.

Kaito glanced at the clock on the wall. "We've got a good fifteen minutes until the filming begins." He said. "How about we kill some time?"

"Sounds good to me." Gakupo agreed. "Poker, anyone?"

Len grinned. "Sure!"

The director was getting a little worried.

They were about to shoot the PV for Setsugetsuka, a new song sung by Gakupo, Kaito and Len. But for some reason, the trio was nowhere to be found. Muttering curses under his breath, the directed checked the one place they hadn't checked yet – the storage room.

"YES! I WIN!"

The director did a double-take as he saw Gakupo, Kaito, and Len sitting in a circle, all holding cards, Gakupo was grinning as he grabbed a bundle of money from the center. "Four of a kind, man!"

Len pouted. "I only have three dollars left!" he complained.

Kaito shrugged. "Could be worse." He told the young blonde. "I lost all my money three rounds ago."

The director cleared his throat, causing the three men to turn and look at him in surprise. "Excuse me." He said tightly. "But we have a PV to shoot."

Gakupo blinked. "Oh, is it time for that already?" He asked. "Sorry. We'll be right there."

Len looked at the director. "Um, for the next song, can I not wear a dress?" he asked.

The director looked sheepish. "Sorry, Len." He apologized. "But we already have your costume for the next song." He fished a piece of paper out of the folder he always carried and showed it to Len.

The blonde's eyes widened in horror as he saw the costume design. "NOOO!" he wailed. "WHY ME?"

Gakupo and Kaito peered over Len's shoulder, malicious grins spreading across their faces as they saw the black dress with lace trim and thigh-length boots that that Len would have to endure.

They would never let the poor boy forget about the next song. Never.


Okay, so shoot me. The dress mentioned at the end is from Imitation Black. If you have not seen it, DO SO NOW.