Disclaimer's note: I don't own FMA and Jingle Bells… crap!

Author's note: This is the result of hearing the carol repeatedly 'til you seem to hear the bells ringing in your head and you go unnoticed of the antler sprouting from your forehead and your nose glowing red… that rhymes XD Anyway, Merry Christmas to ya'll!

FMA's Jingling Bells (To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Dashing from the blow

That our SHORTY had one day

At Central City Lo!

Mustang's on the way!

"You'd bend your knees begging…"

Said Col. with a stride

What fun I see on torturing Fullmetal's dick tonight!

Oh, Wrath rebels

Gluttony smells

But Roy's taunting was worse

And if Envy could only see

At Ed he sure will curse

Let's just pray

Hawkeye won't caught them or they'll pay

No Jingle Bells on Christmas Day

If her bullets found their way!

Author's Note: (munches on her cookeh) I don't recommend you shing thish on Chrishtmash eve… if you don't want the SHORTY to be teh Grinch and shteal your Chrishtmash!