just some random thing i wrote a few weeks ago, found, then decided to post, thought you mite enjoy it, and i hope you do!

i always see these hogwarts chatroom thingy-type-dealies, and i wanted to write my own. you can pretty much guess whose who if i dont say it in here

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-kingweasley has logged on-

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bO_oks: so, finished ur homework?
kingweasley: really? ur even gona nag us online?
Seeker91: yea, hermione, we'l do it l8r
bO_oks: well dont ask me for help, wen u do
kingweasley: come on, u kno ull help us anyway

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bO_oks: i will not!
QuidditchPro: hey
QuidditchPro: will not wut?
kingweasley: who is this?
QuidditchPro: its me!
Seeker91: me who?
QuidditchPro: guess!
kingweasley: uhhhhhh...
kingweasley: dean?
QuidditchPro: noo... but i used to date him
kingweasley: seamus!
QuidditchPro: WHAT? no!
bO_oks: is it ginny?
QuidditchPro: *gasp* how did you kno? O_o
bO_oks: well u dated dean. plus it just seemed lik the type of username u'd pick
QuidditchPro: thnx!
QuidditchPro: wait- is that a compliment or insult?
bO_oks: neither, more of an observation
QuidditchPro: oh...well...
bO_oks: wow, my username's the only 1 not quidditch-related...
kingweasley: mines not
bO_oks: sure it is! "thats why all the gryffindors sing WEASLEY is our KING"
kingweasley: hmm...hadnt even thought of that...
QuidditchPro: sure you didnt...

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Seeker91: alright, which ones which?
QuidditchPro: i bet forge is fred and vice versa
Gred: do u not kno my name, or r u too lazy 2 type it?
QuidditchPro: im sorry, hav i met u?
Gred: such a rude little sister
Forge: i cant believe we were raised under the same roof as her
kingweasley: i cant believe i was raised under the same roof as any of you...
Gred: yea, u must've been raised somewhere that teaches u to b a pompous jackass
Forge: probably the same place percy was raised
Gred: i'll bet you 2 were adopted
bO_oks: can any of u weasleys ever get along?
Forge: actually, i think we get along quite nicely, thank you very much
QuidditchPro: trust me, u wudnt b tht surprised if u had siblings urself, hermione
Seeker91: well ur all lucky, u can giv insults back to each other
Seeker91: if i evr sed anything to dudley, id get smacked
kingweasley: ive been smacked by my mum before, for sayin things 2 ginny
Gred: are you kidding? mum lurrvves her ickle ronnikins
Forge: being a prefect and all...
bO_oks: i dont think thts really somethin tht u can make fun of a person for
Gred: ooooh, defending him, are you?
bO_oks: why not? he's my friend
kingweasley: just drop it, hermione...
Forge: Ron & Hermione
Gred: sitting in a tree
Forge: K
Gred: I
Forge: S
Gred: S
Forge: I
kingweasley: oh, shut up...
Gred: N
Gred: OI! YOU RUINED IT!
kingweasley: good! :P
Forge: put ur tongue back in ur head, u look like an idiot
kingweasley:...

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kingweasley: why?
Seeker91: i think you've upset him
Forge: no, one of the costumers has a question bout a product g2g

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bO_oks: wow, they'r actually taking their business seriously. hard to believe, isnt it?
kingweasley: well its the only thing they care about
QuidditchPro: no, its cos they get paid for it
kingweasley: yeAH I SUPPOSE AND THAT
Seeker91: ?
kingweasley: UHHH WHATS WRONG WITH MY KEYBOARD?
QuidditchPro: hahahaha! :D
kingweasley: IM SERIOUS, WHY IS IT ALL UPPERCASE?
bO_oks: i think you hit caps lock, hit it again
kingweasley: sdfhdfgjndfg
kingweasley: ok, good, thnks
bO_oks: no problem
Seeker91: n00b...
kingweasley: wut?
Seeker91: nvm
kingweasley: no! wuts a noob?
Seeker91: n00b, not noob
Seeker91: and if u want 2 kno so bad look it up
kingweasley:...
kingweasley: hey! im not an inexperienced and/or ignorant or unskilled person!
Seeker91: u r wen it comes to computers...
kingweasley: well if im a n00b, then ginny's a n00b too
QuidditchPro: hey!
bO_oks: well actually, u r technically a n00b
bO_oks: it doesnt hav to b a bad thing
QuidditchPro: ok...
Seeker91: did we hav potions hw?
kingweasley: no, i dont think we did...
bO_oks: just cos u didnt DO any hw, doesnt mean we didnt HAVE any hw
kingweasley: oh...well wut was it?
kingweasley: actually, nvm, im not gona do it anyway
bO_oks: and why not?
kingweasley: cos its hard and boring. simple as tht.
bO_oks: u can be so difficult...
kingweasley: well maybe if you were to help me...
bO_oks: no! ur not gona end up doing any of it!
kingweasley: oh. come on, hermione, ur so smart!
bO_oks: ...
Seeker91: if ur gona help ron, u gotta help me too!
bO_oks: im not helping anyone!
kingweasley: fine, but since im gona be stayin up all night doin it, dont nag me wen i fall asleep in history of magic 2marro...
Seeker91: which you wuld do anyway...
kingweasley: can u blame me? every1 falls asleep in tht class
bO_oks: i dont...
kingweasley: yeah, but u also do all your hw, and have the best grades in the year
bO_oks: so?
kingweasley: so ur the only person who actually likes school
Seeker91: i like school...just not the classes...
QuidditchPro: same.
kingweasley: fine. hermione, ur the only one who likes CLASS
QuidditchPro: which makes u a total out cast :P
bO_oks: ... thanks, ginny.
QuidditchPro: my pleasure ^_^
bO_oks: you weasleys are all the same...
kingweasley: HEY! i am NOTHING like percy...
bO_oks: ok, 86% of you are the same...
kingweasley: more like it!
QuidditchPro: im nothing like ron... he's a major prat
kingweasley: am not!
QuidditchPro: are too
kingweasley: not
QuidditchPro: too
Seeker91: nosferatu
bO_oks: ...
kingweasley: ? ? ?
QuidditchPro: ...what?
Seeker91: nothing... its what popped into my head wen i saw "not too"
QuidditchPro: ok, weirdo...
Seeker91: :|
kingweasley: ANYWAY...does anyone know how many days til xmas breask?
bO_oks: uh... what?
Seeker91: teehee...
QuidditchPro: well now we kno wuts on ur mind... dirty bird
kingweasley: i meant BREAK! i pressed the S wen i went to type A
kingweasley: besides, you thought of it tht way... so ur the "dirty bird"
QuidditchPro: oh, come on, we all kno ur subconcious typed it! you WANTED that k to be a t...
QuidditchPro: pervert...
kingweasley: i am not a pervert!
QuidditchPro: hey, hermione, see how much of a pervert my brother is?
kingweasley: i am not a pervert! and are you going to answer my bloody question or NOT? ? ?
Seeker91: i think there's lik 30 days left
kingweasley: thank you!
Seeker91: ...pervert...
kingweasley: grrrr
Seeker91: :P
kingweasley: *leaves chat*
QuidditchPro: GREAT! now that HE's gone we can talk about him behind his back...
QuidditchPro: lik about how much of a pervert he is...
QuidditchPro: wut do you think, hermione? havnt heard from you in a while
QuidditchPro: ?
bO_oks: ...dsjggjhfgnjnfduwhg...
Seeker91: ?
QuidditchPro: ok then?
bO_oks: laughin... too hard... to type... HAHAHAHAHA!
kingweasley: i think i might really leave this chat...

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bO_oks: well this was fun & everything, but i shud probably go too. need to finish my potions hw... bye!

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QuidditchPro: ...
Seeker91: ...
QuidditchPro: you kno she's really just gone off to make out with him
Seeker91: oh, definitely
QuidditchPro: they so fancy each other
Seeker91: OH, i KNOW
QuidditchPro: ...
Seeker91: ...
QuidditchPro: wana go do the same ? ;)
Seeker91: go fancy each other?
QuidditchPro: ...
Seeker91: what? OH!
Seeker91: ...YES

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QuidditchPro: hehe...

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Dumblydore: well that was a rather awkward convo to read
DarkLord69: you're telling me...
Dumblydore: 69? really?
DarkLord69: mwahaha ;)

well i hope you enjoyed! please review, and all that! and thx for reading!