Relapse

Infinity Warrior here! A continuation of the first chapter.

Disclaimer: Yea yea. You've heard it before. I don't own Pokemon or any of their products. I know the drill.

People, I take no insults, so no flames please.

Whatever, you can do what you please. No Flames though.

As we were going back; I glanced at the Gardevoir and she was looking at me every few steps. "You don't look like you are from around here." she stated. "No; I'm actually from..." I begun, then stopped. Would she believe me if I told her that I am from another world? No. It's probably best to lie for now. "Sinnoh." I told her. "Wow? Really! What's it like there?" she questioned. "It's nothing special, but I like it here more than there." I lied.

"Oh." she replied with a frown. It seemed like she wanted to go there one day. "I'll bring you there one day though, if you want me to." I told her; not even knowing where I was. "Really?" she asked; with her eyes looking at me with wonder. "Sure!" I exclaimed. She hugged me; and for some reason, the fish was still floating. I needed to learn a bit about this before I go any further.

The Gardevoir put her head into my neck and nuzzled it a bit. "Uh.. We're almost there." I told her; as she backed off with a smile and then we walked the last bit of the way, back to the Lucario. For the last bit; I noticed that the Gardevoir was paying attention to me and looking all over me. I guessed that it was just her curiosity; or maybe perhaps she felt it was weird for her to be traveling with a human.

All just for me to help her with her 'heat'. It can't be too bad... Right?

Just as we entered the small 'campsite' that I had made, I saw that the Lucario was sitting upright, staring off into space. The Gardevoir jumped in front of me, dropping the fish at the same time; and me just being barely able to catch it. She stood in front of me and yelled, "Stay away! This is my mate!" The Lucario looked at her in confusion and then looked at me. I shrugged.

Wait... Did she just say 'mate'? WHAT? I never... Did I? No. I didn't. But... Isn't. Oh. Heat. This is going to be hard to escape from this situation. "No! He is mine!" the Lucario yelled and charged some sort of a blue energy sphere in her hands.

Since when did I become her 'mate'? Did I do something last night, other than save her life? Oh. Was that it? She depends on me now, because I saved her life. Great. Now I had two Pokemon who wanted to mate with me. Ah Enzo! What the hell did I get myself into?

The Gardevoir turned to look at me and so did the Lucario. "Uh... How did I become your mates?" I asked. The Gardevoir sighed; I think she thinks that I don't know anything about Pokemon mating rituals. Which I don't. "You agreed to help me with my heat, remember?" she began. Oh yea. Shit. Why had I become so nice now of a sudden? I don't remember being nice at all, especially to all the people I murdered!

"Uh... Ok. But how did I become your mate?" I asked; looking at the Lucario. "Well..." she started, rubbing her arm and looking away. "Can you please wash away this dirtiness with your own?" she asked, looking at me with hopeful eyes. I'm thinking that by dirtiness she means her trainer, or whoever raped her. She wants me to make love to her for her to feel clean?

"Oh shit..." I whispered. "We shall fight for him to the death!" the Gardevoir suggested. "Agreed!" the Lucario replied as she brought a blue ball of energy into her palms yet again. I was scared of what was going to happen here; I didn't want either of them to die, plus, I don't have the meanings to heal a Pokemon.

I suddenly remembered that I was holding a 50 LB fish and set it down on a rock.

The Lucario rushed at the Gardevoir with her blue energy still in her palms. The Gardevoir was charging towards the Lucario with her eyes blue and with several rocks charging with her. It was time to end this; I didn't care what I had to do, I had to end this.

"STOP!" I yelled, gaining both of their attention and them stopping their advances. "Ok. I don't want anyone to die here... So I have a proposition. How about we'll be mates at the same time?" I asked; confusing them with my wording. "I mean Gardevoir and I being mates and Lucario and I being mates at the same time." I cleared for them.

They looked at each other for a moment, then they nodded at each other. They then slowly advanced on me, with devious smirks upon their faces and I feared for myself. "Here we go." I said as the Lucario tackled me.