Wow, it's been a while. However, here it is the final chapter of, "The
plan to end all plans." Review please; this weird ass story deserves some
reviews. Keep in mind that there's lots of character bashing in this fic,
it's not because I have anything against Raiden or any of the other
characters. It's just a lame ass joke, feel free to flame all you like!
I threw the syringe down; I needed a better weapon than that. I ran as fast as I could to Snake's weapon belt, taking out a Swiss army knife. "This will do the trick, one strike with this and it's goodbye transvestite." I said to myself. With a cruel smile upon my face, I advanced on the poor fool, Raiden.
"Oh, hey Othacan." He said turning his head back to the computer to play online shooting games.
I felt the anger rising in me, "Look at me you fag! Or I'll make sure you never see daylight again!" I shouted at him.
He turned his head towards me looking annoyed, "Snake, could you tell your pest of a friend to leave me alone?" he said eyeing me angrily.
"Oh that, um…Otacon could you buzz off for awhile? We're really busy here." Snake said waving his hand at me to go away.
I growled, "Now the stupid gay stole my only friend! Prepare to die!" I ran at him with the blade pointing at his throat.
Raiden moved out of the way and I almost stabbed Snake! "Be more careful dumbass!" Snake warned.
I retreated, "I wasn't trying to hit you, I was trying to hit the stupid gay."
"I don't care Otacon! Take your problems somewhere else, I don't give a damn." Snake said dismissively.
"Fine, I'm leaving you two have fun being fags!" I charged out of the room kicking Raiden in the shin as I walked by.
He winced in pain, "Ow! Fuck what's you're problem nerd!" he shouted.
"What did you just call me? Nerd was it." I said pulling the knife out once more.
"Oh, look! The nerd has a knife!" Raiden laughed. "I bet he's going to kill, me huh?" he said sarcastically.
"You're damn right I'm going to kill you! You let Emma die you bitch!" I shouted angrily, bringing the knife up so that I was in a fighting stance.
"Ooooh, I'm so scared. Snake save me!" he taunted.
"Fuck you faggot! I'll make sure you never screw up again!" I lunged myself into him, he pushed me to the floor and kicked my leg.
Snake rushed over, "That's what you get for conspiring to kill friends, Otacon." Snake glared at Raiden. "He's a nerd I know, but he's also my friend. And if you can't deal with that then get the fuck out!" Snake said pointing Raiden towards the door.
Raiden said, "You think I'm leaving? I'm here to make sure the old Geezer and the nerd don't mess up!" Raiden said like he was cool.
Snake looked at him in awe, "Excuse me? You're here to make sure I don't mess up?" he said sarcastically.
"Yeah, you and your nerdy ass geek for a friend." He sneered.
"I'm not a geek! You better shut your mouth girly!" I said getting up to dust myself off.
"What could possibly make you think that you're not a geek? You suck you computer dork!" Raiden laughed.
I walked over to him angrily and punched him in the face, "Take that transie!"
Raiden tried to hit me back but Snake grabbed his hand just in time and twisted.
"Ahhh! Why do you hurt people? You're both maniacs!" Raiden shouted.
"I'd rather be a maniac then a fag." I said softly.
"At least I have a girlfriend! I'm not some stupid gay like you hanging out with another man all of the damn time!" He said. "Where do you get off calling me gay?"
I snorted, "'Cause, you are gay, and I know it."
Snake laughed, "You both are gay, I've had it up to here with this crap." He said as he grabbed his coat and started to walk off.
Raiden was watching Snake leave; I took this as my chance to kill him for the last time.
I took out the knife and swiped his face, he screamed in agony as I lowered the blade onto his throat and sliced; making blood spurt out everywhere.
At this point, stepped back and watched him struggle to breathe, seeing him in pain made me want to dance for joy.
He looked up at me with those accusing eyes of his, I just smiled: "You want more? Idiot."
He spit up blood and choked out his last words, "I…didn't ever want to…to…die like this…please…leave me…"
It was unbelievable I was feeling sympathy for him, "You know, if I could I'd take it back, I know now that I made a huge mistake killing you."
"I'm not… dead yet…don't say it like it's over!" he cried as more blood flow out of his open wounds.
I knelt down and put one of my fingers in his blood, I brought it up to my mouth and licked it, "Aw, the taste of victory! It's never been better."
I tossed my hair back diva style and began to walk on my way out of this place.
"I'll…never forgive you, I'll kill you in my next life…asshole!" he choked out, before dying a gruesome death.
I laughed, "Well, that's one less moron to deal with." I smiled to myself. "Now it's just one more to go…"
That's it, and no I'm probably not continuing it, that's enough insaneness for one story thank you. Review please!
I threw the syringe down; I needed a better weapon than that. I ran as fast as I could to Snake's weapon belt, taking out a Swiss army knife. "This will do the trick, one strike with this and it's goodbye transvestite." I said to myself. With a cruel smile upon my face, I advanced on the poor fool, Raiden.
"Oh, hey Othacan." He said turning his head back to the computer to play online shooting games.
I felt the anger rising in me, "Look at me you fag! Or I'll make sure you never see daylight again!" I shouted at him.
He turned his head towards me looking annoyed, "Snake, could you tell your pest of a friend to leave me alone?" he said eyeing me angrily.
"Oh that, um…Otacon could you buzz off for awhile? We're really busy here." Snake said waving his hand at me to go away.
I growled, "Now the stupid gay stole my only friend! Prepare to die!" I ran at him with the blade pointing at his throat.
Raiden moved out of the way and I almost stabbed Snake! "Be more careful dumbass!" Snake warned.
I retreated, "I wasn't trying to hit you, I was trying to hit the stupid gay."
"I don't care Otacon! Take your problems somewhere else, I don't give a damn." Snake said dismissively.
"Fine, I'm leaving you two have fun being fags!" I charged out of the room kicking Raiden in the shin as I walked by.
He winced in pain, "Ow! Fuck what's you're problem nerd!" he shouted.
"What did you just call me? Nerd was it." I said pulling the knife out once more.
"Oh, look! The nerd has a knife!" Raiden laughed. "I bet he's going to kill, me huh?" he said sarcastically.
"You're damn right I'm going to kill you! You let Emma die you bitch!" I shouted angrily, bringing the knife up so that I was in a fighting stance.
"Ooooh, I'm so scared. Snake save me!" he taunted.
"Fuck you faggot! I'll make sure you never screw up again!" I lunged myself into him, he pushed me to the floor and kicked my leg.
Snake rushed over, "That's what you get for conspiring to kill friends, Otacon." Snake glared at Raiden. "He's a nerd I know, but he's also my friend. And if you can't deal with that then get the fuck out!" Snake said pointing Raiden towards the door.
Raiden said, "You think I'm leaving? I'm here to make sure the old Geezer and the nerd don't mess up!" Raiden said like he was cool.
Snake looked at him in awe, "Excuse me? You're here to make sure I don't mess up?" he said sarcastically.
"Yeah, you and your nerdy ass geek for a friend." He sneered.
"I'm not a geek! You better shut your mouth girly!" I said getting up to dust myself off.
"What could possibly make you think that you're not a geek? You suck you computer dork!" Raiden laughed.
I walked over to him angrily and punched him in the face, "Take that transie!"
Raiden tried to hit me back but Snake grabbed his hand just in time and twisted.
"Ahhh! Why do you hurt people? You're both maniacs!" Raiden shouted.
"I'd rather be a maniac then a fag." I said softly.
"At least I have a girlfriend! I'm not some stupid gay like you hanging out with another man all of the damn time!" He said. "Where do you get off calling me gay?"
I snorted, "'Cause, you are gay, and I know it."
Snake laughed, "You both are gay, I've had it up to here with this crap." He said as he grabbed his coat and started to walk off.
Raiden was watching Snake leave; I took this as my chance to kill him for the last time.
I took out the knife and swiped his face, he screamed in agony as I lowered the blade onto his throat and sliced; making blood spurt out everywhere.
At this point, stepped back and watched him struggle to breathe, seeing him in pain made me want to dance for joy.
He looked up at me with those accusing eyes of his, I just smiled: "You want more? Idiot."
He spit up blood and choked out his last words, "I…didn't ever want to…to…die like this…please…leave me…"
It was unbelievable I was feeling sympathy for him, "You know, if I could I'd take it back, I know now that I made a huge mistake killing you."
"I'm not… dead yet…don't say it like it's over!" he cried as more blood flow out of his open wounds.
I knelt down and put one of my fingers in his blood, I brought it up to my mouth and licked it, "Aw, the taste of victory! It's never been better."
I tossed my hair back diva style and began to walk on my way out of this place.
"I'll…never forgive you, I'll kill you in my next life…asshole!" he choked out, before dying a gruesome death.
I laughed, "Well, that's one less moron to deal with." I smiled to myself. "Now it's just one more to go…"
That's it, and no I'm probably not continuing it, that's enough insaneness for one story thank you. Review please!