"Hi Noah."

"Hey Rachel... You okay?"

"Everybody hates me."

"No they don-"

"Yes they do! Santana and Quinn hate me, Finn hates me now because i kissed you an-"

"You know now that i think about it, we might as well of had sex, Hudsons sure acting as though we did."

"I love him."

"And i love my bad ass mahawk."

"Are you comparing my love for Finn to your silly Mahawk."

" bad ass babe, bad ass Mahawk and besides you can get plenty of guys."

"Like?"

"Jewfro?"

"..."

"I was just kidding! No need to glare Berry."

"That's it? Just Jacob..."

"What do ya mean that's it? You should be hon- Owww! I was just joking. Jeez you've got some serious issues."

"Well sorry for not being in a happy mood at this very moment Noah!"

"... Finn still loves you."

"Yeah? Well he's doing a really good job at showing it by following Santana around like a lost puppy!"

"Yeah he does that a lot. I remember this one time wh-"

"I do not want to talk about Finn."

"Right okay. That's cool."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Matt use to have a crush on you."

"I know. He told me just before he transferred."

"Yeah? He's over it now like but he did like you for quite a while."

"..."

"He used to say you were smokin hot and that-"

"I don't want to know!"

"Oh. I understand why guys like you though. I mean those legs? Hot! That ass? Holy shit! And those lips... I feel sorry for all the guys who havn't experienced how talented you are with that mouth."

"Noah!"

"It's true though! You know all this complimenting has got me thinking..."

"Be careful."

"I heard that! Anyways now that your single and all..."

"Go on."

"We can finish what i stopped. You wouldn't believe how hard it was to refuse sex with you! When i got home i had-"

"I DON'T WANT TO KNOW! Besides i don't think i can. I will look like a slut if i sleep with someone other then my boyfriend. I don't want to push Finn away even more."

"Then at least i know you won't sleep with anyone besides me."

"Noah did you just hear what i said?"

"Yeah. Rach be my girlfriend."

"What?"

"Great lets go back to my place."

"Wait Noah wait! Woahh- Eeekk!"