-In which, Kabuto-maru can't control his army… "Let's go kill ourselves a second time!" "YEAH!" "Kabuto, what's going on?" "I've got a better idea! Let's play matchmakers!" "YEAH!"
Yay! A new fanfic and my 10th oneshot! AWell, actually, I just took this out of one of my other fanfics since it was starting to jump around, so I hope you guys don't hate that. So . . . yeah, please enjoy!
THE REBELLION
"Okay, sssso blah, blah, blah, you guyssss are my army now, and I ssssay you musssst lissssten to what I ssssay!"
"Or what?" Zombie-Asuma asked.
"Or I'll make you do the chicken dance, and I promisssse you, I will…"
Zombie-Haku raised his hand.
"Yessss, boy who lookssss like a girl?"
"Anoo… What happens if we can't understand you?"
"Yeah," Zombie-Deidara seconded that motion. "I mean, your hissing does get kind of annoying, un."
Suddenly, the room was filled with "yeah, yeah" and "that's right."
And by this time, Kabuto-maru was getting fed up with this so-called wonderful army of his. "JUSSSST DO ASSSS I SSSSAY, AND ATTACK KONOHA!"
"What? Konoha?" Zombie-someone asked. "But they're the reason why most of us are dead!"
"Yeah!"
"Well then, that'ssss more of a reasssson to lissssten to me…" Kabuto reasoned. "I'll help you get your revenge."
"But that'll be a waste of a second life!" Zombie-Zabuza argued.
"Well then, what would you do?"
"I say, we all go and see who can die a second time first!" Zombie-Minato suggested.
"Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea!" Zombie-everyone agreed.
"What? You'd kill yoursssselvessss in a sssstupid competition insssstead of getting revenge?" Kabuto asked.
"Um, che-yeah!" Zombie-Sasori said. "Dying is an art to be appreciated!"
"Yeah, yeah!" And soon Zombie-everyone was walking to the door, thinking of ways of how to die first.
Kabuto mentally slapped himself. He'd rather be dead than deal with these undead idiots.
"Kabuto, what's with all the noise?"
"Oh, hey! It's that Uchiha brat, un!" Zombie-Deidara said.
"Hey, I got an even better idea!" Zombie-Minato said. "Let's play matchmaker and match-make this revenge-obsessed kid with some girl! Maybe then he wouldn't need therapy!"
"Yeah, that'll be fun, un!" Zombie-Deidara said.
"But who'll love someone like him?" Zombie-Zabuza said.
"I know! What about that pink-haired teammate of his?" Zombie-Haku said.
"Are you talking about Sakura?" Zombie-Asuma asked.
"Yeah, yeah, that's her!"
"Well, what are we all waiting for?" Zombie-Minato asked. "Let's do this thing!"
"Oh, shit…" Sasuke turned to Kabuto-maru. "Can't you do something about them?"
"Ssssorry, but they don't lissssten to me."
"Gee, I wonder why." Freak… He just doesn't like me.
And then the chase started. Why? Well, Sasuke was still kinda blindfolded and still kinda recovering from his eye transplant, and taking on a whole army wasn't going to help him get better anytime soon.
In a few minutes, however, the army had no idea where Sasuke had gone.
"Damn it! We lost him!" Zombie-Zabuza exclaimed.
"Un! Where's Zombie-Itachi when we need him?" Zombie-Deidara asked.
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"Come on, girl… My brother's not all that bad…"
"Okay, first things first. My name's Sakura, not girl. Secondly, I'm over here. And thirdly, YOUR BROTHER KILLED YOU, THREATENED TO DESTROY ALL OF KONOHA, AND TRIED TO KILL ME!"
"Well, Sakura—"
"Over here!"
Itachi turned around. "Well, Sakura, maybe you've misunderstood—"
"How does someone misunderstand another someone, whom she expressed her love to, choking her to death?"
"Well . . . Sasuke . . . has . . . um, a bad temper!"
"Uh-huh, and you think I'm going to believe someone who talked to a tree?"
"Hey, I'm blind!"
"And who did that to you?"
Itachi opened his mouth but then quickly closed it. He crossed his arms and pouted. "Fine, I can see your point… Not literally, though."
"Took you long enough."
"Yeah, but it doesn't mean I'll give up the idea of having a pink-haired sister-in-law."
"What's with you Uchiha men and ruining my life?"
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And that's it… It turned out worse than I thought…