Disclaimer: Don't own it, though it'd be funny if I did~

Notes: So, since I'm apparently suffering from an attack of rabid plot bunnies (my own fault for reading ES21 fic when I have a Reborn and PoT fic to work on), here's my latest madness.

Beware the canon!rape, because the PoT fandom has taught me that I like other!school fic way too much to be healthy. Also messing with ages, because hey, I had to make the entire plot device plausible after all! This will wind up as multi-chapter, which will be interesting.

Invaders Must Die


When Kongo Agon applied to Shinryuji, he knew that he'd be accepted, no questions asked. He'd seen their practices, watched replays of their tournaments, and he knew that he was better than all of them. It would be him and Unko-chan and that weird Ikkyu kid this year and that's all he needed to drag this team straight to the Christmas Bowl.

He wasn't expecting to be rejected.

He still got in academically, of course- He was a genius, how could he not? But that letter had come anyways, stark white paper and perfect, printed letters that spelled out "too bad, so sad" in no uncertain terms, and Kongo Agon did not fail.

He confronted the old geezer about it on the first day of classes, furious and out of control while Unsui and Ikkyu tried to blend into the background from embarassment. The old man simply sat there while Agon yelled himself hoarse before telling him blankly that someone better had applied, and to leave, now, before he had him suspended.

Agon was too shocked to protest.

He was the best. There wasn't anything better than the best. The best was the best and there wasn't anyone better than Kongo Agon!

Except really, there was, and Agon found the proof himself, tucked away in the student records that he was never supposed to see. No name, just the initials; K. S., and their age and personal statistics; fifteen and Christ, he was twice this kid's size, what the fuck were they thinking?

Then he saw the scholarship test results, and it all made sense.

40 yard dash – average time: 4.5 sec – best time: 4.1 sec

He couldn't even touch the kid. He didn't think anyone could.

There really was someone better.