You know you are obsessed with FMA when:

1. You draw transmution circles all around your binder.

2. You occasionally snap your fingers, expecting the person next to you to burst into flames...

3. You learn how to make homonucli

4. You learn how to transmute your dog and your brother together

5. You attempt to emroider a glove similar to that of Roy's

6. You got a uborous tattoo

7. You try to comb your hair similar to that of Envy's

8. You cried when Hughes died

9. You call your older brother "Nii-san"

10. You attempt to transumte your dog and your brother together

11. You clap your hands and see if you can transmute without transmution circles

12. You feel sorry for Havoc for getting dumped

13. You succeed in transmuting your dog and your brother together and create a ... dog-brother chimera...

14. You actively research the possibility of automail.

15. You learn real alchemy symbols.

16. Your Friends have caught you drawing transmutation circles.

17. You actualy know what Izumi'a aymbol is and what it means, as well as where it comes from.

18. You clap your hands, Ed style, before opening a major can of whoop $$ on some unsepecting person who just dised FMA.

19. Everytime you see a stray cat you think of Al.

20. You fell the need to check all suits of armour for a blood seal.

21. You actually understood that last statement.

22. The though, "Well, if alchemy is powered by souls from this world, what happens if we stop killing each other?"

23. Again, you actually understood that last statement.

24. You have wondered if your other self is an alchemist.

25. And once again, if you actually understood that last statement.

26. you own a state pocket watch and when someone of higher aurthourity bosses you around you show them the watch and say: "don't mess with me bich im a state alchemist and i work for roy Mustang"

27. You clap your hands at random times

28. You either love dogs or cats

Thats all I got so far! I am guilty with all of these ^-^' Oh well! I hope you liked it.