A/N: This entire story came from one line that came to me doing homework. It's Genma's line "Oh, I have a conscience. I just left it tied up in a closet." Plus I just love perverted Genma and making fun of Sakura.

R & R

Genma laughed. And he laughed. And he laughed. And he laughed.

Raidou stared at his best friend and well, hopefully lover. He wasn't sure what was so funny about the two of them getting walked in on while he was handcuffed to the bed with fuzzy pink handcuffs. Spread out with only a towel over his, well you get the picture. Genma was practically rolling on the floor laughing. He was wearing just his boxers and Raidou still didn't know what was funny.

Sakura was standing gaping in the doorway, red as a tomato and completely horrified.

Raidou tried his best to act dignified, as dignified as one can spread out practically naked on their bed. "Genma, will you control your self, and it would be much appreciated if you'd untie me." He went bright red as he said that and had to take a moment to control himself before turning to Sakura. "You said you had a message."

"Yes." She squeaked from behind her hands. "Your supposed to come to The hokage's tower. Something about a mission." That was all she got out before she ran, still with her red face covered.

"Will you please stop laughing." Raidou turned to the still laughing man.

Ten minutes later Genma had finally calmed down and Raidou asked him in a stained voice. "Do you not have a conscience?"

"Oh I have one, I just left it tied up in the closet." He fell into laughter again and Raidou sighed in defeat. The hokage was just going to have to wait. He didn't see himself getting out of this situation any time soon.

Back in the Hokage's tower

"...and all he did was laugh. It was horrible." Sakura finished relating her horror tale to Tsunade.

Tsunade stared at her and then, to her surprise, she burst into laughter as strong as Genma's had been.

"Is everyone crazy?" She wondered.

A/N: ***collapse in fit of giggles***

R&R. Comment's loved, critique appreciated and flames read and then made fun of. :)