Caught in the Moment

Whether they try to or not, Percy and Annabeth can't help but get caught in the moment. Series of Percabeth Oneshots. Actually, they don't get caught in the moment often; it was just a cool title. Please R&R.

Chapter 8-INTERVIEW: Percy Jackson

Yeah, I don't like the number 7-I think it's bad luck-so we're just gunna pretend this is chapter 8, kay?

Please state your name

Percy Jackson

We all know who you are, silly!

Then why in Hades did you ask?

Because I have to

Oh

So, I hear you're not very smart

Yeah… Annabeth has a tendency to say that aloud

So are you?

Am I what?

Dumb?

What? NO!

Sure?

YES!

But, you're dyslexic

It comes with the whole demigod thing

I'm not dyslexic

You're dumb

That's not nice

Whatever

I hear yo smell like salty cookies

Where do you hear this stuff?

You don't need to know

Of course I do

I'm not going to tell you

Do I need to get Annabeth?

She doesn't like me

I know

Now we're doing threats, aye?

All's fair in love and war

We weren't talking about love… or war

Sure we were. I love Annabeth and if I have to bring her in here there will be a war

Ahem, anyway. So Annabeth is your girlfriend?

Yup

She wouldn't tell me her middle name

And neither will I

Do you have a middle name?

Yeah

What is it?

Andrew

Oh, like that one president?

No, the author of this story's name is Andrea and she thought that I should have the male version of her name, Andrew, as my middle name

Really?

No

Oh

So?

That all rhymed

I think I should leave

What? Why?

I need to shower to rid myself of the smell of salty cookies

Oh, have fun!

Okay…?

Wait, is your hair really as soft as they say!

YES!

Wait, I just wanted to-and now I'm alone

Written for mimigem634.

And, yes, I wrote the entire chapter then as I went to save it, I accidently pushed DON'T SAVE, had a nervous breakdown, got over myself, rewrote it, and posted it. If you were wondering.

Thank you guys so much for all of the reviews! I love you all!

Review please!

Love Always,

-randomness