"This is so embarrassing," she scoffed, "don't make me
do it again."

"But Kaga-min," the otaku sang, "we have to divide
and conquer if we're going to hit all the good stands."

Kagami sighed as she handed the incriminating
doujinshi over to her friend.

"Yeah, yeah. You wanted them so you carry them."

The shorter girl took the bag and looked quickly
through the stack of fan-made manga, stopping
suddenly at one title in the middle.

"WHOA!" Konata almost fell back in shock, "you were
able to get the *&(%#)$ doujin! This was supposed to
sell out hours before we got here!"

"Yeah well, I wouldn't know anything abou-"

"You don't understand, Kagami, this…this…this is an
accomplishment deserving of the…the…the internet!"

"The internet?"

"THE INTERNET!"

"What are you talking about! Quit saying things I
don't understand!"

Some passersby had stopped to witness this event.

"Seriously Kagami! You win the internet!"

Whispers began floating about the crowd.

Some girl had actually won the internet.

"What's going on? This doesn't make any sense!"

"Come on Kagamin," Konata said, paying her friend's
cries no mind, "let's go survey your kingdom."

The blue-haired girl pulled out her cell-phone and
pushed a button.

Kagami blinked...

...and her world turned white.