A/N: Okay, so never in my life have I written anything from a prompt. I don't know why, it's just something I've never done. So I looked up prompts on Google, and this came up: "What are things you can do in 3 minutes? List them." Seeing as I was intent on writing a Shassie drabble (my love of Psych has been renewed by the power of DVR), my mind went straight to the gutter. XD This is pretty much my first drabble, and my first prompt, so I'm curious to see how you guys think it's turned out!

Disclaimer: I do not own Psych.

Three Minutes

There are a lot of things Shawn Spencer can do in three minutes.

In three minutes, Shawn can convince Gus to do something completely reckless that will likely get them both killed, or at least fired as consultants.

In three minutes, Shawn can make Juliet blush as he describes her like a great Romantic writer would describe Aphrodite.

In three minutes, Shawn can talk himself out of any trouble that he manages to get himself into with Chief Vick.

In three minutes, Shawn can work his dad into a shouting fit so great it could break the sound barrier.

In three minutes, Shawn can solve a case that Lassiter has been poring over for three weeks.

In three minutes, Shawn can get Lassiter so enraged that the other man storms away, refusing to speak to anyone.

In three minutes, Shawn can track Lassiter down and bat his eyes, flash a smile, and finally convince the other man to come home with him instead of heading to the bar.

In three minutes, Shawn can have his legs straddling Lassiter's hips, moaning against the older man's lips.

In three minutes, Shawn can be entirely naked and writhing in the bed of a detective who may not know who killed the barista downtown, but who definitely knows all the places on the fake psychic's body that will make him gasp and beg.

In three minutes, Shawn can smile at how Lassiter pushes him down on the mattress and groans with need, hissing words that Shawn loves to hear but can never bring himself to return.

There are a lot if things that Shawn can do in three minutes.

If only learning how to say "I love you" were one of them.

A/N: Please read and review, I always love hearing what you guys have to say, and I'd like to know what I can work on for future drabbles!