Prussia,

I see you haven't changed at all. Honestly, you'd thuink being dissolved would have tamed you a bit. Well, one can only dream...

Can you tell that Froggy friend of yours to stop FUCKING BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! ESPECIALLY WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON!

Ahem.

All the best,

England.

P.S. Me and Denmark are going out drinking tomorrow, are you coming?

P.P.S. I refuse to write to your pet bird. How is that thing still alive?

Dear you uptight, pompous homo,

Why would the awesome me want to change? I'm too awesome to change! Why,oh,why does EVERYONE bring up me being dissolved? Its not that big a deallll! GOTT! FRUSTRATION!

Hrmm… even if I DID tell Francy to leave you alone, he probably wouldn't cause, he's, y'know France. Besides, being naked is his thing. Like, Tony's thing is tomatoes, my thing is beer and being awesome , France's thing is nudity and rape!

Plus, its really fun to see you get worked up! America agrees too. Oh, speaking of America, he wants me to tell you not to go in your car or bathroom for a while. He won't tell me why, just don't do it. If you do, please have someone there to take a picture for me and others!

I don't think I can, *sadface* Ludwig is cutting me off since last time I got drunk, I almost seduced Italy. Totally pissed that bruder didn't let me go through with it!

Gilbird lives with me, my awesome-ness rubbed off on him so now he must be immortal or something.

Its cool though, Gilbird doesn't even want a letter from YOU!

Prussia , OUT! :D

Gilbird says 'send in more reviews!'