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Inuyasha though twisted has a plan give Sesshoumaru and Kagome sake laced with lust potion to get revenge so he seeks out a certain witch to help him achieve his goal Suri. Little does he know what the wise ass like him witch has in store for him

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Never Give Sesshoumaru and Kagome Lust Potion Sake

By Raven 2010 Aug 22 2010

Inuyasha's devious plan Suri and the potion

Miroku decided it was his turn to start the ball rolling on their ball busting wise ass friend "How's it hanging low and slow or blind and unable to find?

"Long and strong," the hanyou shot back

"Hm that's debatable,"

"In your case more like masturbate-able," Inuyasha was still the undefeated champ of sarcastic humor

"Are you speaking of your private hobby?

"Nice try stow it ya butt whacking perv monk my ass,"

"You see I am wearing monk robes,"

"Yeah all I gotta do is put on monks robes and I'll be inu monk Inuyasha only unlike you I'll actually get the job done without perving on poor innocent girls,"

"Ooo Inuyasha's really in the zone today," Sango exclaimed

"Twenty four seven," Kagome replied

"Can you picture him as a hanyou monk?

"Yeah I bless and forgive you my son hit the demon over its head with his staff then skewer it with his tetsuseiga," Kagome said

"Well at least female butts would be safe,"

"Watch this," Kagome spoke gently jabbing Sango's rib with her elbow "Hey Inuyasha,"

"Yeah what,"

"Thinking of becoming a monk?

"What? Kagome your brain must be broken or something don't be stupid"

"Well you did mention becoming an inu monk,"

"I was just kidding buy a sense of humor? Why don't you? Wait a minute are you trying to convert me? You sneaky wench cause the answer is no hell no"

"I'd be more than happy to assist with your conversion," Miroku chimed in

"What into monk pervert number two no thanks I'll take a hard pass,"

"Oh he'd be the hottest monk in all Japan just picture it with those cute I want to stroke them dog ears," Kagome said

"Yeah I'd do him I mean really do him long and slow," Sango added

"Long me do," Inuyasha stammered "Gulp" Sango and Kagome were mentally rolling in fits of laughter

"Ah um laters got to go things to do,"

"Come back we need you to bless us monk long and strong Inuyasha," the females called out to his retreating form

"You girls are brutal laughing Miroku said,"

"Aw we're just loving him a little," they said

In the forest

As he ran through the forest Inuyasha thought about his plan he getting get even with Sesshoumaru for all the things he had done to him and Kagome for sitting him so much, he would give them sake spiked with a fight causing potion making them feud with and torment those closest to them pissing others off. But what he did not realize is there'd be something unexpected that would cause a change one he would severely come to regret and be sorry for, for a very long time to come

Totally confident in the success of his devious scheme he went far from the village and deep into the forest to visit the witch known as Suri she made many kinds of potions charms and the like she knew how to use light and dark magic's

Shei would also turn these magic's back on one of her customers if she knew that customer was going to use it to kill or harm or manipulate another without just cause they would suffer the fates they had planned for their victims while their victims went free

What some did not know is that Suri could see the future and past she had vivid visions and always knew what was going to happen before it did, she already knew Inuyasha was coming and was waiting for him and had seen it in a vision

Oh yes and Suri could not wait to hear what the pup wanted he did not know that she was a very close friend of his father Sugimi Taisho for many centuries and Sesshoumaru employed her services every once in a while

"Oh man I am finally going to get revenge on those two fuckers," Inuyasha said to himself and laughed

"Ahhhhh the poor boy thinks he is so clever little does this pup know what he's in for Sugimi I wish you were here to see your pup get his comeuppance," Sora said and laughed evilly

Inuyasha was not far away from her hut now Suri was also a holy terror with a twisted sense of humor, and given the right occasion and was not above revenge and waited with a big sneaky smile. She stood up and sat on the heavy wooden table in her front room it had been a while and she wanted and would get it. Inuyasha finally made his grand appearance

'Oh I can hardly wait to hear this I know I am going to have lots of fun' Suri thought

"Are you the one they call Suri? He asked the silver eyed long black hair to her thighs curvy beauty

"Yes I am, and might I ask who you are? You cute puppy"

"I'm Inuyasha," he replied 'She thinks I'm cute well that was unexpected,' he thought

"Yes you sinfully sexy dog eared boy" how may I help you? She said playfully

"Woof, woof," he responded "I need a potion to mix with sake,"

"What kind of potion? And for what purpose do you want it? Suri asked

"A fight potion nothing that will cause serious trouble or harm and one that will cause its drinkers to argue with and to prank the shit out of those closest to them," Inuyasha said a devious smile lighting his handsome face

"I see my you are a fun loving dog aren't you?"

"Pant, pant" he teased "Okay I know it ain't and don't expect it to be free" so how much is your fee? Inuyasha asked

"I will need time to make the potion instead of money you can pay me another way,"

"Oh yeah" and what might that be? What do ya want me to kill somebody for you? He joked

"No wise ass I can do that myself come closer," he did

Lemon begins

"So what do? He started and stopped after seeing the look in her in her eyes "Oh I see," he lifted her kimono spread her legs then bent over lowering his head down ready to begin

Suri quickly stopped him "No, that is not enough,"

"What's wrong? Girls love that,"

"True but I need a lot more," and quickly grabbed his jewels

"Oh now you're in trouble,"

In under a second his hakama was down Suri was very impressed with how well endowed this sexy hanyou was "Oh gods yes," she cried out when he rammed into her he sensed she wanted it this way

"Shit" he exclaimed

"It's been a while," she said

"I ain't leaving here a virgin," he replied thrusting again causing her to scream a climax

"Uh yes just like that vir virgin ah your do-doing it so well," she panted hard "Inu-ya-sha oh it's so good,"

"Damn your soaking wet makes me even hornier," he sped up "Shit I'm going,"

"Cum" she finished for him "Harder" he happily complied

"Never knew anything could feel this good,"

"I can't believe this is your first time you're like a pro," she praised

"Wait let me take off my haori,"

"No leave it on makes me even hotter that you didn't remove it because you couldn't wait to get inside me," he opened her kimono the sight of her full bosom causing something he never knew inus could do

"Oh my gods, did it just?

"Expand didn't know they could do that," he said shocked at this new discovery he began kissing her neck and gently squeezing her butt "Making her explode like a volcano loudly calling his name in pure ecstasy and relentlessly pounded into her

"Inuyashaaaaaaa,"

"Ah Suri," after massive releases they stilled Inuyasha groaned when something tightened around him Suri clamped her entrance tight causing him to harden again "Damn it sneaky wench now you're in for it,"

Lemon continues

After three hours the well sated pair rested "This is like the best day of my life," Inuyasha said

"You're the best I've ever had," she praised," a bright smile lit his face "Tell you what while I make your potion how about you collect the herbs on this list for me then catch and kill a wild boar for me," Suri said

"Deal give me about an hour I'll get ya a nice fat one if I get really hungry on the way back I might only return with half a boar" Inuyasha he teased

"Perfect that'll give me time to make a good strong potion and if you do not save enough boar meat for me I will hunt you down like the dog you are and kill you," she said and batted her eyes in jest

"Great and please don't kill me I'll be a good boy? But remember I am just a hungry dog," he said with a sly smirk "Better hope I don't get super hungry or I'll be eating you if you get my meaning," then took off

"Ravenous dog," she teased "Ah so young and so handsome he has his father's jaw line and eye color he is in such a hurry all I really need is 20 minutes but what the hell," she said to herself

After Inuyasha was long gone Suri went to work on the potion she used many various herbs and water that she had a sacred crystal soaking in that would add 3 times more power to the potion. Oh yes this was going to be an adventure Inuyasha would never forget it would go down in history, what he did not know is that Suri had plans of her own Sesshoumaru and Kagome weren't getting the fight potion he wanted them to get she made them something entirely different

True to his word Inuyasha returned with all the herbs on Suri's list, and a huge fat wild boar slung over his shoulder, she had the potion ready 'God's I am going to love this poor little puppy' Suri thought

"I'm gonna enjoy eating my boar," he teased

"So Inuyasha let's cook the boar" and will you eat with me when it is done? Or would you prefer yours raw? She teased

"Yeah sure why not, and there's only one kind of meat that's good raw" batting his eyes and licking his lips

"My, my you are a pervy puppy" aren't you?

"Nah not a puppy just your average horny dog," Inuyasha replied grinning

"Naughty and honest a nice combination" she teased

"Shit" he groaned when she sat on and straddled him

"While it cooks we can have desert before dinner,"

"Wench I am going to bone you to death your trying to kill me,"

"Shut up and bone me," she replied then kissed him hard

Two hours later

"Suri I thought that you wanted these herbs for the potion?

"Yes I have the potion made already but I only need 3 of these they will strengthen and make it take affect faster,"

Suri added the 3 herbs to the potion to soak, while they let the potion set to finish she and Inuyasha sat and talked, when the meat was done they ate. The potion was ready she strained it through a cloth into a bottle the bottle levitated and glowed slightly for a few seconds then stopped and set itself back down it was done and ready for use

"A true devious female I love the way you think," Inuyasha praised

"Why thank you the way you scheme you could make any female envious," she replied

"That's why I love women so much their so sneaky," Inuyasha said with a wicked grin

"I need to know, how many people do you need it for? Suri asked

"Two is all I will leave one of them a bottle of sake as a gift,"

"What about the second person? She asked

"I will only need a small amount for that one,"

"Than that makes it easier now listen closely pup I have this bottle of sake use it for the first person as a gift put this small amount in the second bottle for the second person. And make sure that only these two get the potion," Suri said and put the potion into the bottle's

"That's easy plus you saved me from having to run and buy sake to put the potion in," Inuyasha said

"Now there is one thing there is a separate potion for you," Suri informed him

"Me" why me? You aren't gonna turn me into a girl or anything like that are you? Inuyasha wise cracked

"No fool this small bottle is for you, you must drink it just before you give the other two their potion it will keep either of them from fighting with you then you can sit back and watch the fun without being affected," Suri explained

If he only knew what the potion she gave him to drink was really for he'd have had kittens she was going to teach him a lesson he'd never ever forget

"Ooo your so sneaky I love it," he said

"I wish you luck pup have fun enjoy and be a good boy," she teased

"Ain't I always a good boy? Inuyasha smiled evilly "And I will have fun thanks Suri," then he took off

The devious hanyou soon found Sesshoumaru laying on a thick bed of moss under a tree sleeping, he gulped down half of his own sake potion then snuck up on Sesshoumaru left him his bottle of sake and took off like a bat out of hell laughing his little ass off

Inuyasha returned to the village and saw that Kagome had just returned from her time he gloated 'Now for victim number two' he thought. He gave Kagome her sake telling her that it was left over from what he was drinking Kagome liking sake accepted it then thanked her Hanyou friend and drank it

He saw Kikyo's soul collectors and took off in their direction when he got there he gave Kikyo the other half of his sake potion to protect her the same as himself from the fights

A few hours later he went back to the village and noticed Kagome was unusually quiet she seemed feverish and a bit hyper at the same time and she went to take a dip in the cool river

"Oi Kagome what's wrong wench? Ya got an itch that needs scratching?

"Oi doggy what's with the interrogation babe? What happened did your nuts catch on fire or something? Kagome shot back

"My nuts what? Wench what's with you? Have ya gone nuts? I think your brain is broken" Inuyasha wise cracked

"Yasha Tasha roses are red violets are blue if I knew then I could tell you. And if you had an ounce of class I'd let you kiss my hairy ass honey weeeee," Kagome said and acted drunk

"Kagome what the f? Inuyasha started but was cut off

"Oh he swings through the trees with his fur full of fleas the happy hanyou with knobby knees

Now the poor thing is twitching itching and always bitching," Kagome sang then ran to the river

Sesshoumaru woke up found the sake"Oh what the hell why not it's been a long time," he drank it then became feverish hyper and a very happy wanting to have fun the in holy terror mode taiyoukai felt a bit drunk but 3 times worse than Kagome

Jaken who never knows when to stay quiet just had to open his big mouth at the wrong time, even Rin had noticed that something was off with her lord she simply stayed silent and observed she had even told the little kappa to leave Sesshoumaru alone

"Lord Sesshoumaru?

"Jaken be quiet and leave me alone or I will make a pouch out of you,"

"But my lord,"

"Jaken baken you were warned now hush little green pest "or shall I forever put you to rest? Sesshoumaru teased while licking his lips and stalked toward Jaken like a hungry lion

"Gulp" lor, lord Sesshoumaru please forgive me? It, it will never happen again" Jaken stammered

Then Sesshoumaru got an evil smile he took Jaken rolled him in a mud puddle and dead leaves then hung him on a tree branch by the back of his haori to dry, and took off to find cold water to cool his fevered body off

"I told you master Jaken," Rin reminded

"I guess you were right Rin,"

"Was there ever any doubt? Rin needled then went to work on helping Jaken down

Sesshoumaru stayed in the cool water relaxed and his fever started to go down after a long soak and plenty of time had passed Sesshoumaru got out of the water dried off and returned to his camp

Suri was watching this and enjoying it immensely soon

"I cannot wait for the fun to start that sneaky pup has a big surprise coming," Suri said then laughed

Kikyo's fun time, Inuyasha's dismay

Inuyasha saw Kikyo's soul collectors and as usual took off in their direction. He looked forward to his meeting with her but boy was he in for the surprise of his life he arrived in record time mentally gloating feeling very much the conqueror

"Oi hanyou what took ya so long slow mo? Kikyo teased talking like him

"What? What did you just say to me? You called me hanyou you never did that before"

"Cry baby you do remember you are a hanyou right?" she needled

"Miko wench how do you like that? Inuyasha asked spitefully and confused

"You heard me" or have you gone deaf? Are those hanyou doggy ears of yours defective like the rest of you? I thought you'd hear with no problem and from distances to"

"Well at least I'm not an uptight never going to get a good fuck because of her rude crude shitty attitude dead frigid ice queen like youuu, I bet your hole is so cold if a guy put his dick in it'd freeze solid then snap off," Inuyasha retorted

"Better than being a frustrated can't get it up sliver dick hanyou like you," Kikyo said

"Well maybe if you paid some blind guy with no sense of smell or taste you'd get laid" do you think there's one dumb and brainless enough? I know there ain't so ya better learn to use your finger regularly" he wise cracked with venom in his voice "Oh wait clay can't feel,"

"Why you," Kikyo wanting revenge swiftly caught a snake grabbed the front of Inuyasha's hakama and dropped the snake down into them smacked his butt then gave Inuyasha an evil smirk

"Yeooow" he yelled "Kikyo what the fuck? What's your problem? What has gotten into you? Don't tell me let me guess that fucking time of the month"

"Oh relax you big sissy it's not poisonous and stop screaming it's so girly,"

"Oh bitch you want girly do ya? Inuyasha taunted sarcastically then smirked evilly

He got the snake out of his hakama put it down in her clothing on her boobs then using his demonic speed he rapidly caught a big batch of fleas pulled Kikyo's haori back and poured them down her back, she screamed and as the fleas began to bite she created her own new moves trying to get them out while scratching

"Bastaaaaad" Kikyo screamed

"That girly enough for you Kikyho? Kiss my ass and have fun" Inuyasha taunted

"Inuyashaaaaa I'll get you for this I will cut your dick off then make you eat it" how dare you?

"Huh you ain't man enough besides I wouldn't let you blow me even if you paid me, I had a girl we went at it a total of five hours so gorgeous she makes you look like snot just thought you'd like to know later snake lady," Inuyasha replied then left

"You whaaaaat? Kikyo screamed "Hey get back here half breed we aren't done,"

"Now I know what she has really thought all this time,"

Too pissed off to think about anything other than what had just happened and so busy plotting further revenge on Kikyo, Inuyasha did not pay attention and realize that something very strange was going on. He should have been very suspicious

"I will fix that little bitch fix her good," Inuyasha said to himself

He did not notice that it was the reverse instead of Sesshoumaru and Kagome fighting with others that he and Kikyo were the ones fighting Suri looked on laughing herself senseless

"Let the fun begin pup you will realize when it's too late," Suri said "But breaks my heart how she hurt him traitor finally showed how she's really felt all of this time and I didn't add truth potion to the spells,"

Inuyasha returned to the village and found the others gathered around the fire eating the midday meal he joined in. Kagome had returned a few minutes after him, Sango, Shippou, Keade and Miroku all sat silently waiting to see if Inuyasha was going to be dumb enough to start or was he this once going to have an ounce of common sense and stay quiet

"Oi wench, where have you been? And why are you just now getting back?

"Inuyasha get bent" what do you care? And why don't you go play with Kikypoop? Oh what the hell I'll tell you anyway I was getting ate out by a big Inu he did me then I did him yummy. Ooo I never knew a man could use his tongue like that, shit I came so fucking hard I damn near fainted even my finger never did that good" Kagome wise cracked

Hearing that Miroku coughed and choked at the same time, than the tea in his mouth was sprayed across the ground Sango however fell down on her ass rolling in fits of laughter

"Inu, Inuyasha you did ask" Sango choked out between gasps for air

Inuyasha choked "Just asking is all, and what the hell is your problem anyway Ka go me? He said snidely

"Nothing dear you know he really did taste good, do you think I should go back for more? Oh man his tongue was so deep inside I think the tip of it touched my womb if I keep thinking and talking about him I'm gonna come right now while I'm looking at you" wanna watch? She replied ever so sweetly

"Ahhhhhhh no, no, no shut up I don't wanna hear any more" what the hell are you asking me for? Inuyasha said blocking his ears

Sango sat silently watching "Oh boy here it comes he's really done it this time,"

Kagome got up walked over to her back pack, then swiftly took out a bottle of shampoo opened the cap quickly headed toward Inuyasha poured it over his head and rubbed it into his hair

"A washing we will go, a washing we will go now you'll smell good and rosy don't you know,"

"Kagome what the hell? Wench this ain't bath night"

"You asked what I was doing you can go to the river and do what I was doing bathe" now would you kindly leave me alone? I'm tire be a good boy and go play" Kagome responded

That's when Inuyasha noticed she was feverish then he scented an unusual high level of arousal from her "What the fuck is going on?

"What the hell? Sango said when she noticed a sullen look in their hanyou's eyes

"You see it to?" Miroku asked

"Never mention Kikybitch again any of you," Inuyasha hatefully said "I have to wash the stench off," then grabbed Kagome's shampoo and took off toward the hot spring leaving his friends to wonder what happened

"I heard it the whole thing," Hakkaku said startling them

"Yeah we were out hunting and couldn't believe what we heard," Ginta added

"What? They asked

"She called him hanyou then half breed she's never done that before," Ginta told them

"Yep showed how she has really felt about him all of these years," Hakkaku

"Hey where have you two fur balls been? I've been looking for," Kouga stopped when he saw the look in their eyes "Hey what's going on did somebody die or something? They told him "Dam I call him mutt face but would never call him that if it were me I would have just lopped her head off,"

"Yes I am seriously considering doing that myself," seething Sango bit

"Hehehe I'll do it for you never liked that corpse even when she was alive," Kouga replied letting his claws come out and flexing them

"Uh oh boss means business," Hakkaku and Ginta exclaimed

That night

As the darkness took over after everyone had eaten and got ready to bed down for the night, the group all took their places everyone fell into a deep peaceful sleep Inuyasha was sleeping in his usual spot on the tree branch

Kikyo crept in being flown in and held up by her soul collectors she looked at Inuyasha with a devilish grin then dumped a bucket of freezing cold water over his head

"Ahhhhhhhhh" what the fuck? Inuyasha yelled

The whole group was awakened by a scream that might have woken three villages, everyone's eyes snapped open to see a sopping wet shocked and furious Inuyasha falling off the tree branch, and a smirking Kikyo holding an empty bucket in her hands then laughter erupted throughout the area

"Inuyasha need a towel? You know the wet look really does suit you well," Kagome teased

"Kikyo you bitch what the hell did you do that for? Inuyasha said

"You looked like you needed to cool off can't have a sweaty smelly unbathed Hanyou running around" now can we? Hanyou"

"Cool off hah corpse princess," Inuyasha mumbled "At least I'm not a virgin who'll never get any,"

Inuyasha leaped up grabbed Kikyo's ankles pulled her down to him dragged her by the collar of her haori stopped at and threw her into the icy cold river

"Inuyashaaaaa you bastard I'll get you for this," Kikyo screamed

"Who needs cooling off now? Have a nice trip and you ain't gonna do shit useless corpse who makes

men go limp with a glance" Inuyasha replied then left plotting revenge again

"Not a virgin," Kagome and Sango exclaimed

"It seems our boy has grown up and found himself a girl," Miroku teased

Kagome and Sesshoumaru's heat

Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha's groups both noticed the same thing was happening to one of their group, Sesshoumaru and Kagome were feverish hyper and seemed almost as if they were drunk, but at the same time were holy terrors. They made frequent trips to the river to soak in the cold water daily, Kagome and Sesshoumaru were in heat instead of giving them the fight potion Inuyasha requested Suri put lust potion in their sake instead

Their trips to the river had increased to two and three times a day their heated condition was becoming almost unbearable for them they were nearing complete madness both even took to relieving themselves in the forest it worked at first but then got so it did not last long

All the members of their groups could do was wait and hope that their companion would be alright whatever it was would pass and everything would return to normal. Jaken again opened his mouth Sesshoumaru without a word buried him up to his neck watered him like a plant and said

"Watch the pretty Jakanra flower grow oh so slow she'll win first place prize in the flower show," Sesshoumaru sang, and laughed

"Ohhhhh why me? Jaken whined

"Because your such a rare flower," Sesshoumaru teased "And sooo green hehehe,"

It was late at night the moon was high and bright lighting everything below with beautiful eerie glow, and there was a warm gentle breeze that swept across the forest. Kagome and Sesshoumaru were both immediately awoken by their fevers, they were sopping wet and this one far worse than all the others they had before and they made their way to the river

"I am going to die while waiting for this shit to end" Don't you ever take a night off? Frustrated Kagome said looking at her crotch

"I ought to remove you, you little pain in my ass" enraged Sesshoumaru said while looking down at his shaft

The demon lord got there way before her because of his demonic speed he stripped climbed in and dunked himself under the water it felt wonderful as the cool soothing water caressed his fevered body. He rested his back against the river bank enjoying the additional coolness the stones adding more coolness and relaxed

Kagome arrived put a clean set of clothes on a flat rock that lay near the edge of the river bank disrobed dropped her sweat soaked clothes on the ground then stepped into the water her nipples were already hardened from her mow constant state of arousal

Sesshoumaru was in no better condition he himself despite soaking in the cool water was hard as stone from his own condition he heard someone enter the water a few feet from him. Then it hit his sensitive nose the scent of an extremely in heat female not just any female he knew this one scent it was the little miko who traveled with his half brother. He'd never scented this level of arousal from a human female before and although he was in cool water it was worsening his current state and driving him insane

"Oh who needs to go to hell when one dies this damnable infernal heat is hell on earth" Sesshoumaru said to himself "If this does not kill you nothing else will,"

"I truly hate you and wish you dead," the fuming miko said while looking at her treasure "I relieved you a million times and still you torture me,"

'Hm a homicidal in heat miko' he thought

Curiosity getting the better of him he decided to go investigate Sesshoumaru slowly and stealthy made his way toward her and soon found her with her back against the river bank soaking in the cool water she looked so beautiful under the moonlight

"Miko? He called out at the sight of her his lust and hardness became almost unbearable

Her eyes snapped open to look at his handsome face making her need triple so much that she was in pain aching like a migraine headache just as he was aching with his own ravenous want for relief now overwhelmed it claimed him mind and body both were now lost to their desires

"Sesshoumaru" Kagome answered

Lemon starts

No further words were spoken they lunged for and were swiftly and tightly wrapped around each other they kissing hard and savagely crazed with want and lust the two moaned lustfully. Kagome instinctively wrapped her legs around Sesshoumaru's waist and her arms around his neck they were breathing heavily mindless with lust they shared only one desire and were oblivious to everything else knowing only their want for relief and each other

Sesshoumaru without breaking the kiss walked over to and put Kagome against the river bank she was so lost in lust while he was holding her up with one hand she took hold of his length positioned it at her entrance then with one upward thrust he was fully sheathed within her heated cavern its walls squeezing his shaft she was so hot she came hard at the same time the pain of her lost virginity never felt

She tightened her legs around his waist not in pain then moved pushing hard into him indicating she wanted him to move Sesshoumaru wasted no time hand pounded into her relentlessly he could feel her releases come repeatedly as she tightened around him with a vice like grip

His first release started and she began another of her own he broke the kiss and quickly sunk his fangs into the crook of her neck marking her as his for life mate after growing fangs she marked him to, he threw his head back and howled the howl of a newly mated inu it woke all in Keade,s village but no one came to look

"Miko,"

"Sesshoumaru sama,"

"Mate"

"Sesshoumaru oh god's I don't know what's wrong with me I want more,"

"That my dear mate is because you are in heat as am I,"

"In heat but I thought that only happened to inus and nekos I'm human,"

"Correction were human," he wore the most wicked smile

"Um Sesshoumaru your, your smiling it is a well known fact that you only smile just before killing or mass destruction occurs,"

"Have no fear little mate I am merely a horny dog with a stiff log and want more as well we

Will not be leaving here for quite some time,"

"Uh oh," he resumed pounding into and her taking her over the edge "Yes, yes Sesshoumaru ,"

"Oh Kagome" he called out after "You will see no one else for quite some time miko so do not plan on going anywhere any time soon"

"Yes my Sesshoumaru sama," she teased she kissed him hard and plunged her tongue into his mouth

"Mmmmm" she moaned "Gods I don't care you send me to an early grave I'll die happy,"

"What and let you escape me never," they would continue mating for hours until neither of them could move

Lemon continues

The next morning their companions awoke to not find them there and were concerned, Miroku had his hentai suspicions but kept quiet about it saying nothing and hid well the big smirk plastered on his handsome face

"Sesshoumaru we're mated," are you sure you want this?

"Yes Kagome it is if I hadn't I'd never have marked you, Youkai do not mark someone unless deep down

they desire that person as a mate I have wanted you for a long time now"

"I notice something this is the first time in days I woke up without a fever,"

"Yes and have noticed the same," Sesshoumaru stated "Miko of mine I think I am in need of healing," he said with a lecherous grin

"Ok make an appointment then come and see me in a week," she teased her Inu

"Woman you do not know what trouble you ask for I think not my little one I have many plans for you" Sesshoumaru said leering at her with smoldering eyes

"Be back in three days," she teased then feigned trying to escape

"Growl" giggled "You think to escape I think not," and quickly caught her

"Uh oh," she exclaimed

"Yes uh oh indeed,"

Lime

Kagome pulled Sesshoumaru down to the ground they let their hands roam each others bodies' Kagome kissed then mounted him, he played with her breasts while she rode him they stayed at it for a long time before they finished

Lime ends

Their worried companions had begun searching for them Inuyasha tracked Kagome by her scent the closer he got he smelled a familiar scent mixed with hers then the scent of the mating hit his sensitive nose

The new mates discovered

When Jaken Inuyasha and his group arrived on opposite ends of the same area nothing on earth could prepare them for the sight that they were about to see. There lay Sesshoumaru and Kagome wrapped in each others arms under a now long and wide as a blanket Sesshoumaru's Moko Moko the others froze in their tracks shock speechless

Sesshoumaru was the first to wake up then Kagome who had her face buried in his chest she felt him stir looked up and that's when everyone saw her now amber eyes and that she also bore Sesshoumaru's markings on her body

"Little brother, are you just going to stand there silently and ignorantly gawking? Or are you going to show some class have at least an ounce of dignity and announce yourself? Sesshoumaru said snidely with a smirk

Inuyasha fell on his ass "Sesshoumaru how? When? Why?

"How do you think fool? When last night why because we felt like it," Sesshoumaru answered "Surely even you are old enough to understand the functions of male and female bodies" or are you too dense?

"Yeah Inuyasha you know the round thing goes in that hole in the middle the one with the hair all around it then you push in and out over and over till you make cream that's how," Kagome said showing him with her fingers and grinning to screw with his head

"The cream is the best part," Miroku added to get a rise out of his friend

"Well duh wench and shut up shut up shut up I don't wanna hear it" Inuyasha protested while blocking his ears with his hands "And you monk later you die,"

"But lord Sesshoumaru with a human" I thought that you hated and considered them to be filthy and inferior? Jaken said

"Not all of them she was always an exceptional human and as you can see unless your blind this is no longer the case she is a Inu youkai miko now," Sesshoumaru informed his retainer

"You it was you howling howled last night? And woke the whole village up" Inuyasha said

"No it was a figment of your imagination," Sesshoumaru replied "Yes little brother it was," Sesshoumaru replied smiling evilly

"Finally lost your virginity,"Inuyasha needled then said nothing more that's when it hit him Suri had pulled a switch with the potion she gave him to use on Kagome and Sesshoumaru 'That traitorous wench' he thought

Sango and Miroku cracked up laughing at Jaken and Inuyasha's reactions plus were excited and happy for Sesshoumaru and Kagome then congratulated the new mates. Kirrara went over to them meowed her approval and purred Sesshoumaru and Kagome pet the happy neko

"Excuse me would you all mind giving us some privacy we need to go to the hot spring bathe then dress" Kagome told them

"Sorry Kag's" Miroku and Sango said

"Feh whatever" Inuyasha snorted "Fluffy finally lost his cherry and got married,"

"Fluffy I will disembowel you for that later," then Sesshoumaru paused "Sniff seems you are the one who lost his cherry," and smiled evilly

Inuyasha turned a darker red than his fire rat robe "I hate you,"

"I know," Sesshoumaru replied

The group left then Kagome and Sesshoumaru grabbed their clothes with an enlarged Moko Moko wrapped around them, rapidly made their way to the hot spring their bathing soon led to other activities. Three hours later they left the hot spring the worn out mates took a nap after waking up and left. Sesshoumaru sent Jaken to get Rin and Ah Un and bring them to Keade's village

Just as Jaken Rin and Ah Un arrived Sesshoumaru and Kagome entered the village, Shippou and Rin gasped in surprise when they saw the pair and Kagome as an Inu then lit up with smiles

"Yay" both Shippou and Rin said smiling

'Suri that wench I have to pay her a visit and get even' Inuyasha thought "Double crossing witch" he mumbled under his breath, just when the other looked at him

"Inuyasha" a voice called he turned and saw Suri

"Just the witch I was looking for," he replied

"Before you start puppy yes I did the opposite of what you wanted, because what has happened was all meant to be as I saw in a past vision I just made it come to pass faster," Suri informed him

"Suri long time no see I trust you have fared well all these years," Sesshoumaru greeted

"Yes very well thank you"

"Wait you know Sesshoumaru? Inuyasha asked

"Yes pup and your father as well for many centuries now and you can give up you're want for revenge on me. I did not switch potions I simply made a lust potion sake for you to give to Kagome and

Sesshoumaru instead of the fight potion you wanted to give them," Suri explained

"Youuuuu what? Inuyasha snapped

"And the protection potion sake I gave you was the fight potion sake I knew you'd give half to Kikyo I did it because you came to and asked me to make the fight potion to make Sesshoumaru and Kagome fight with those closest to them without just cause," Suri replied

"You double crossing wench," Inuyasha bit

"Hmm pup you will be too busy to attempt revenge on me," Suri mumbled Sesshoumaru heard it and smirked

"Inuyasha if you ever try that on me I will remove something you treasure more than life then you'll have to pee sitting down," Sango promised

"Me I'll just suck you into my wind tunnel," Miroku promised then laughed and smiled evilly

"But you guys forgive me right? I mean you wouldn't hold a grudge or anything like that would you? We are friends after all," Inuyasha said

A now enraged Kagome said "Inuyasha you what? Do you realize how much we suffered because of you? I am happy to have Sesshoumraru as my mate but that's beside the point you made us suffer"

"Have a nice death Inuyasha," Miroku joked

Inuyasha turned to run thinking to escape their wrath "Oh no you don't rat boy sit, sit, sit, sit, sit you rodent," Kagome screamed

"Enough mate my turn now," Sesshoumaru said

Sesshoumaru Picked Inuyasha up sat down put him over his knee and in front of everyone proceeded to give the naughty Hanyou a good old fashioned butt blistering spanking "This is how we kill the fleas, kill the fleas, kill the fleas, so they won't spread," he sang

"Yeooooow Sesshoumaru" what the fuck do you think you're doing? Don't you think we're too old for this shit?

"Why Little brother your never to old and this is how we deal with spoiled unruly never learn to behave brats now shut up grow a pair and take it like a man oops I mean pain in the ass you are," he said with a happy tone of voice

"Ow come on Sessh you just got done humping all night ouch and this morning aren't you to tired ow for this shit? Inuyasha got out between yelps

"Let me at him Sesshoumaru first I am going to peel the skin off of his prized possession the one thing he loves more than life itself his passion stick an inch at a time, then I'm going to kill him slowly and painfully," Kagome bit

"Gulp no, no, no Sessh don't let her near me don't do it man even you can't be that heartless for the love of kami kill me now,"Inuyasha pled

"I am almost done I just have one more thing to do then he is all yours to do with as you please"

"No Sessh you can't we're brothers for kami's sake," Inuyasha said

Kagome got and wet a piece of cloth then twisted it Sesshoumaru let Inuyasha go swiftly stripped him down to and left him in nothing but his fundoshi and Kagome was waiting with her new torture device in hand

"Kagome he is all yours," Sesshoumaru said

"Sesshoumaru help you can't do this to me she's crazy were both men males are supposed to stick together," Inuyasha pled

"Have fun little brother run fast don't trip and fall or it will be your end die fast and remember to do it with honor," Sesshoumaru taunted then laughed "And after she vents her frustrations on you I will be richly rewarded later on"

"Kagome don't do it please I'm sorry I will never do it again I promise I will be good from now on" Inuyasha promised

"Too late now rat lips, hm in my time this is what we call rat tail," Kagome replied then snapped the wet cloth at him he ran she chased her prey

"So Suri you took little brothers virginity," Sesshoumaru teased

"Damn that canine nose of yours,"

"What are your intentions?

"Well when Kagome's done I want to play special games," Suri answered

"And?

"Before meeting him I saw him in a vision and wanted him still do,"

"So he's the one?" he asked

"Yes,"

"Have you told little brother yet?

"No I will after your miko is done killing him,"

"Clever female using the fight potion on him and the clay abomination," she told him what Kikyo said

"She finally expressed her true feelings sad but good that he now knows what a traitorous vile creature she is unlike Inuyasha I'd have killed her long ago,"

"I know the second you were released from the tree,"

"I'd hunt down and kill her," he smiled evilly after his reply

Kagome continued chasing him snapping him across his back side with her wet cloth, an hour later a worn out hanyou returned panting and a very happy Kagome a few seconds later and Sesshoumaru had one last little surprise for him

"Here little brother you look thirsty have some tea" Sesshoumaru

Sesshoumaru watched as a very thirsty Inuyasha quickly drank the tea laced with Suri's lust potion, his ultimate revenge Inuyasha would be a fevered severely horny Hanyou for three weeks

"Sesshoumaru what was that you gave him to drink? Because I know you all too well and that was more than just tea you gave him" Kagome asked

"Oh not much just some tea with the same lust potion that was used on us I only did it because I care", he joked

"And you men call us treacherous and vicious,"

After a few minutes Inuyasha started staggering and acting like someone who had drank way too much he was sweating and his stiff member was noticeable through his fundoshi

"Sesshoumaru why is he this affected so fast?

"Kagome my dear mate that is because this potion unlike ours is triple strength ahh little brother may just have to sleep in the river to try and cool down instead of just taking dips like we did, Suri brought the potion with her planning her own revenge. I asked her for tit and got him with it I just wanted to show him how much I care," Sesshoumaru answered with a sadistic smile

"Well I can thank the little creep for one thing I gained the best part of it all I got you," Kagome told Sesshoumaru

"Sesshoumaru I must thank you this is the best day I've had in centuries from now on when you need my services there will be no fee," Suri said

"Suri thanks this is hilarious" how can I ever repay you for this? Kagome said

"Seeing him get his comeuppance is payment enough I need nothing more" Suri said grinning evilly "I have plans for him,"

His mind fogged over with drunken euphoria Inuyasha was staggering and no longer aware of where he was and sang

"Oh I need some coochy to set me free from my aching dicky he's so stiffy and what the hell am I to do I'm just a horny Hanyou I'm such a bad puppy who needs a little toy can't help it I'm a nasty naughty boy," Inuyasha sang

"In that case Inuyasha you'll have to go see Kikyo," Sango joked but wanted to see what he'd do

"I told you all never mention her and F, fuck Kikyho I want real live warm flesh and blood pussy not clay pussy real and alive the kind that meows with joy after you str stroke it well" Know what I mean? He stammered then winked at Sesshoumaru

"Wow he's almost more perverted than Miroku," Sango exclaimed

"I am so proud to," Miroku said

"Hey let go," Inuyasha whined

"We have business," Suri replied holding him by one ear

"Business?"

"Remember that thing we enjoyed twice before?

"Really? Now?

"Yes I have been thinking about you all the time after that. Your my mate I don't share I'm claiming you," she possessively answered

"Mate? So you wanna get married? Always thought I'd be the one asking not the girl okay this works to"

"Hm bingo perfect place," spotting the storage hut Suri said "In here," she pulled him in and blocked the door

"Good dog bury the bone deep" Sesshoumaru teased

"So he and Suri have already?" Kagome said

"Yes must've been when he went to her home to procure her services she lives deep in the woods,"

"Nice" the grinning miko replied

"While you were busy with little brother we talked she told me before meeting him saw him in a vision and wanted him that's why she took his virginity during their first meeting,"

"You've got to admire a girl who wastes no time staking a claim hehehe,"

The group then went into fits of gut wrenching laughter yes this is an Inuyasha adventure that would go down in history for all time and one that no one would ever forget. They ate talked and before they knew it three hours had passed they had forgotten about the love birds until a howl drew their attention to the honeymoon room aka storage hut

'Seems little brother is mate married,"

"Watch this," Kagome said nudging Sesshoumaru with her elbow "Hey Inuyasha Suri just popped your cherry hope it doesn't hurt,"

"Does it hurt? Sango joined in

"Shut up you wenches, when you going to let Miroku pop yours Sango?

"Congrats," they said in unison

"Oh no," Sango exclaimed they followed her line of sight

"Soul collectors," Miroku said

"What the hell they just disintegrated," Sango pointed out "Hehehe Kouga,"

"Kouga? Kagome responded questioningly

"Yep I said I was considering lopping her head off for hurting Inuyasha Kouga said he never liked her when she was alive let his claws come out saying he'd do it" who am I to deny a wolf his fun?

"Oh I am bringing him triple treats next time I return through the well," deliriously happy Kagome said

Note to readers

Dear readers a couple of people have complained about the following, words ain't, ya, gonna, wanna etc slang words and others I used for added humor it is meant for use when a character is being a wise ass I deliberately did it for that purpose

"I promise I'm not trying to torture you, just kidding" LOL thank you