It was in sixteenth century England... or something. Anyways, it was somewhere medieval and classy. There was a big castle on a hill where the young obnoxious princess lived. Whose idea was it that a fourteen-year-old was fit to rule a country, anyway?

Her loyal servant was her twin, actually. It was pretty common knowledge, but somehow they'd been separated for a ridiculous amount of time. It was kind of odd that nobody even once thought "oh, he looks like the princess. Maybe they're related, or something."

"RIN! The country peoples are angry!"

"What are you talking about, Len? They love me! THEY LURVE ME SO MUCH!"

"But I killed the green lady liek you tolds me, Rin!"

"Len, learn how to talk!"

"THE COUNTRY PEOPLES ARE ANGRIES, RIN. TAKE MAH CLOTHES AND GO NAO."

"What the hell, Len! You haven't showered in weeks, I'm not wearing those! Plus cooties, ewwww!"

Len was slightly impaired, having been brought up by idiots. He'd had no proper schooling, of course, except how to cook. All servants were fantastic chefs. It was a rule or something like that.

Rin heard a knock on the door. Rin went outside and saw a bunch of people with pitchforks. There was a crazy lady with a big sword standing right outside the door.

Rin screamed "RABIES" and slammed the door. She made her idiot brother Len look almost like her (he was soooo not as pretty as Her Royal Highnesssss) and shoved him outside. The crazy sword lady killed him, and Rin skipped off to go eat some cake.