TWGOK/ Kami Nomi Zo Shirou Sekai Fan fiction

The LOVE God Only Knows (Keima POV)

Prologue

What are you doing?

Resistance is futile.

How did you know where I am?

Running away is useless.

I think…

I can already see the ending.

I am in love with you.

Another lost lamb captured. No girl can ever escape the powers of the Capturing God.

I am Katsuragi Keima. I am 17 year-old second year high school student in Maijima Academy. I excel in various subjects in school. But none of that really matters to me.

What really matters to me are girls.

But it's not the ones you are thinking.

I don't mean real girls. I do not mean the ones that talk of so many nonsense things. I do not mean the girls that wear silly things like makeup or whatsoever and indulge themselves in many useless things.

What I really like are the girls from video games. These timeless beauties are what the new generations ask for. They got what every man wants. They have beauty. They have the smarts. They got the skills. They got the attitude. They are perfect and timeless. They are just perfect.

I belong to the 2D world. I do not just live in it. I rule in it.

This world has known me with the name capturing god because of my power to capture the hearts of any 2D girl (or as I like to call them, lost lambs).

I tell you, there was never a game that I never lost. To prove that, I have never turned down any challenge to catch the lost lambs. Nothing can stop the capturing god.

That led me to a life-changing event.

One day, I have received a letter from a certain Chief Dokuro. It had challenged me to conquer the hearts of girls. Being the god I am, I accepted the challenge.

Just then, a demon fell from the sky. There, I met Elsie De Irma Lute, or Elsie for short. She had explained to me the incredulous task I had to do. The letter was really a contract from Hell. It stated that I would capture girls.

But what I do not know is that (one) evil spirits have escaped from hell and are now hiding in girl's hearts, (two) I am supposed to capture these souls, and (three) the only possible way to capture these souls is to fill the gap in these hearts is to make the girl fall in love with you.

This means I have to make a real girl fall in love with me.

For heaven's sake, I never even held hands with a real girl! Let alone speaking to one!

But I had no choice. Elsie had explained to me that a collar will be attached to both my neck and Elsie's. If I fail to comply with the contract, the collar will activate and our heads will be cut off.

What a life.

Now I am stuck with an airhead demon that is now pretending that she is my sister while I capture the hearts of real girls, giving me less time for my precious video games.

The real world is a big pain in the neck.

Flag 1.1

"Kami-samaaaaaaaa!"

Oh no, don't tell me.

"Kami-sama, I have made you breakfast." Elsie cheerfully said. The door to my room flung open and she came storming into my room. On her hands is yet another one of her weird creations. She had insisted that she would make my breakfast since my mother left to arrange the final batch of divorce papers (which was all Elsie's fault, but let's not go on with the details.)

She had made a bento box for me.

But what, you say, is in that bento box?

Dragons. Live dragons.

"Get that monstrosity of a dish out of here," I shouted at her. "There is no way I will eat that… that thing!"

Elsie did not listen. She just replied, "But Divine Brother, it likes you to eat him. See? It's excited so it climbed up our head."

Climbed up my head?

"WAAH!" I jumped. The dish is crawling on my head. "Elsie! Get this thing off me! Do something!" I called out. But instead of helping me, Elsie just smiled. It was as if there wasn't a live and scary looking dragon on my head.

"It really likes you." Elsie smiled.

I sighed. There wasn't anything I can do. I tried to remain calm as I relocated my PFP. I should check the data.

*scanning*

"Ah, yes. I have saved the game." I breathed a sigh of relief.

I adjusted my eyeglasses for a moment, and then I planned to return to my game. But as I was pressing the start button…

"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"

The dragon grabbed hold of my PFP. The idiotic creature must have mistaken it for food!

Elsie (for crying out loud) is so clueless at the moment. She just smiled and said, "I guess it wants you to play with him."

I got very frustrated. "No! It definitely doesn't like me to be his friend! It wants to eat me and my precious PFP! So stop smiling and being idiotic and TAKE THIS THING OFF ME!"

"Then why didn't you just say so?" She said.

"I DID!"

"Then okay." She finally said. With her rainment, she sent the beast out of the way.

When the dragon disappeared, I breathed an even bigger sigh of relief. But it seems that I have forgotten something.

"My PFP!"

"Oh, I forgot." Elsie said. "Here you go!"

She handed me my PFP. But I was surprised to see that it is still intact. I am sure I have seen the scary-looking creature devour it just a while ago. But right now, I am glad that it was still safe.

I can finally return to my video games.

But when I opened my PFP, I was in big shock.

*no data acquired*

This is a bad morning.

Flag 1.2

It was already dismissal time. I took the opportunity of being alone in the classroom so I can finish playing one of the deleted games from this morning's chaos. The game I am playing is the newly-released game, "Destiny". It is one of my all time favorites. It is about capturing a computer genius with beautiful long black hair and blue eyes whose name is Asora. Asora is a simple and pure type of girl who just wants to find the true meaning of life. It is a perfect game to play.

I have already reached the climax of the game where you would give Asora the silver pendant necklace.

This is great. I can already see the ending.

"Okay, Keima," I said to myself. "All you have to do is select yes, then no, then the second and fifth option. Then give the pendant to Asora then another lost lamb will fall into my hands."

"Wait a minute!"

I was startled to hear a voice come from behind me.

I turned around to the intruder. "How dare you distrupt…"

I paused for a second to take a good look at this person who interrupted me from my game. She had long black hair which fell down to the sides of her cheek. She had blue eyes which were partially hidden by her thin-rimmed eyeglasses.

"I believe you are playing the game Destiny right?" She said.

I shook my head and got back to reality. I felt my pulse racing faster. Doki-doki. What is happening?

She continued talking. "And if I heard right, you are going to use the Asora Combo 3. Well, if you used that combo it will lead you to rejection. Why don't you just try saying yes two times to Asora?"

I managed to regain my composure. I stood up straight and with an air of pride, I started to talk to her.

"If you would mind, I believe I am the one playing the game. And if you have not known, I am the capturing god. You are just a worthless 3D girl whom I believe knows nothing of the gaming world. So if you would excuse me, I have a game to finish."

I returned to my game. I hit the resume button. I look one again at the intruder and said, "Watch and learn."

I selected yes, then no, then selected the right options, and for the last time, selected yes.

I looked at my audience member. "See how the master does it? Can you see it? Conquest…"

I hate you! I hate you!

It cannot be.

Asora yelled at me. I have lost the conquest.

"It cannot be! I chose the correct combo! Why did I lose this game? Is there a bug in this game? What a stupid game!" I cursed. "This is really unbearable. I never loose. If you did not distract me, then I would have…"

I looked at the girl. She had a sad look on her face. She sighed. Her black hair swayed with the wind.

Then suddenly, she came closer. She took one good look at my PFP. And then she pressed the X button two times.

"What are you doing? Are you making things worse?" I screamed at her.

But she continued her way out of the door.

Everything felt silent.

All I can hear is the hum of the wind.

All I can hear is my heart, which was unexplainably beating fast.

And lastly, all I can hear is my PFP, which was beeping loudly at the moment.

I turned to my PFP.

The screen showed the two words which are very familiar to me.

Conquest Successful.