Alyce: Hey there everyone! I'm Shayde, but call me Alyce, okay? Alyce.
*round of applause from nowhere*
Alyce: Cool. When did we get that installed? Well, anyways, with the help of the kind and generous reviewers of fanfiction… *crowd 'aww's* I have started this wonderful game of Truth or Dare~
~aeiou~
"…Truth or dare…?"
"That's right, little miss Lucy," A girl with dark brown hair and caramel eyes, about 12 began, "Master Makarov said I could go ahead and entertain myself, with the guild members as an accessory~"
Everyone was agape with disbelief…
"A Game? Meh, I'd rather be beaten by flame-brain here instead of taking orders from-" Gajille's little 'rant' was disrupted when he fit an invisible wall on his way out
"Oh? Did I forget?" The girl, Alyce the new member, asked innocent-like, "I made a barrier 'round this joint so you can't get out~" She ended off with a wink and a smirk
. . .
"EEEHHHHHHH?"
~aeiou~
Alyce: Let us begin shall we? I'll have to write in script-form from this point *winks*
Natsu: Who are you talking to?
Alyce: *points a magic revolver at Natsu* Sew it shut. I can do or say anything I want.
Natsu *mumbles*
Alyce: Let's begin.
Lucy: Wait! Just a question… erm… where do you get your questions? Do we ask-
Alyce: Nu-uh! I have my… resources~ *smirks at invisible audience*
Natsu: (To Happy) What's up with this weirdo? Wonder why the master let 'er in, anyways…
Happy: Aye!
Alyce: It begins…
NATSU!, I dare you to dye your hair black!
Natsu: EHHHH?
Alyce: Black, eh? Not my color of choice, but oki-doki~
Natsu: *walks off* No way am I- *get electrocuted*
Alyce: *giggles*
Crispy Natsu: What was THAT!
Alyce: A little…magic. But if you be a good boy, it won't happen again, alright~?
-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-
Natsu: *comes out the bathroom with raven black hair* -_-
Alyce: Oh~ Oh~ I know! It's Sasuke from Naruto~!
*laughter*
Gray: HA! Look at you! You even look dumber than ever, DragonFACE!
Natsu: *points to head* This happens to be your haircolor too, ya know!
Gray: *crosses arms* Oh yeah? Well I wear it better.
Natsu: YOU WANT TO PICK A FIGHT, EH? YOU STRIPPER!
Gray: WHAT WAS THAT, YOU PINK-HAIRED BASTARD, YOU!
*Charges at each other*
*get electrocuted*
Gray: Whu-! WHAT THE ICY HELL!
let see...i dare natsu and gray to NOT argue or fight or throw insult or secretly plan death for the other. and yes natsu, you can't burn either and gray, you can't turn him to ice either.(for 5 chapters)
Alyce: Oh would you look at that.
Natsu: WHAT! HOW COULD I NOT BURN THIS STRIPPING BASTARD TO HELL! I-
Alyce: *throws a chair at Natsu* Nice language you have there, Natsu.
Erza: *scary face* Friends should act like friends.
Gray & Natsu: *dancing together acting all buddy-buddy*
Gray: Of course, Erza
Natsu: Aye~
Lucy: GAHHH! Not the dreaded return of Happy 2!
Happy: Aye!
Alyce: Lucy. *Lucy looks at her* Summon Loke.
Lucy: Ehhh? Why would- *gets electrocuted*
Alyce: Tsk, Lucy… doesn't anybody here catch on?
Lucy: *breathes out smoke* Uh… GATE OF THE LION, I OPEN THEE, LOKI!
*bright lights appears*
Loke: Whuh? Where am I?
Alyce: Hey there, pretty boy Loke.
Loke: *stares* uh… hey?
Alyce: Yeah, um… long-story-shot, you're playing Truth or Dare for you life~
loki... is it true that you love aries? well that is what the summary in the episode where angel and lucy fight. is it true?
Loke: *starts to sweat* What… What kinda damned question is that?
Alyce: Answer the question.
Loke: W-Well… Aries is… *Looks over at Lucy* Well um… she's… kinda like… A SISTER! …Yeah… that's it…. So I don't like her, like her… just… yeah….
Alyce: . . . *stares* I don't believe that answer can be a little vaguer. . .
Loke: *stops sweating* Heh…
to Lucy : do you like loke ?to loke : do you love Lucy ?
Alyce: Well this is interesting…
Lucy: *blushing* Wha…? Who ASKS these questions?
Alyce: People. *giggles* with hearts, lives and a serious craving for your torture…
Lucy: Well uh… that's…
Loke: *looks at Lucy intently hoping for the best*
Lucy: *clears throat* *totally red in the face* L-Loke… well… he's… alright, I guess… *gulps* I saved him once, I feel sorry for him… and I guess his 'womanizer' thing is understandable due to Ka- … er… K-A-R-E-N (spelled out)…
Alyce: *rolls eyes* Alrightie… what do like about him?
Loke: *eyes sparkles*
Lucy: *fanning herself* Phew, it's getting rather… *gulps* hot in here… *clears throat* Well he's… nice… and caring…. And he does save me a lot… even if he ditched me in Edolas *glares*
Loke: *innocent whistling*
Lucy: And he's… erh… uh…mhmm…. I guess… attractive…
Loke: *hugs Lucy* I knew it! You did feel the same fiery passion as I did, my love!
Alyce: *pulls Loke away* Well, I guess that answers his side of the question… but it's still a teensy-bit… one-sided.
Loke: *growls* Lies! Lucy and I shall live happy together for- *gets electrocute*
Alyce: *sticks out tongue* no lip, Lover-boy… Oh~ this is a cool-looking one~
Lucy, do you want Natsu to be your boyfriend?
Loke, Lucy and Natsu: EHHHH?
Loke: *growls at Natsu*
Lucy: …Just when I thought I was out of hell… *shakes her head* *gets electrocuted* WHAT WAS THAT FOR!
Alyce: Answer already, dammit!
Lucy: *blushes madly* Well… Natsu… *Natsu stares, blushing* he's….
Gray: Wait a minute! Why aren't I in here!
Alyce: Because people like LokexLucyxNatsu better than GrayxLucy! So sew it shut!
Lucy: …Well… come what may… er… what is to happen WILL happen… if me and Natsu… well… then it's for the best…
Loke: *punches Natsu in the face*
Natsu: WHAT WAS THAT FOR, YOU SON OF A-
Erza: LANGUAGE, Natsu
Natsu: *shuts up*
Alyce: So… is that… a no?
Lucy: *nods slightly*
*girls appears out of nowhere and tackles Lucy*
?: YOU LIAR!
Lucy: Who the hell is this?
Alyce: Ehmm… *reads cards* …um… 60… Nachy Reck…
*stares*
?: *releases Lucy* *turns Alyce's cards the other way*
Alyce: OHH! CherryChan09~
CONTINUATION TOMORROW, I GOT BORED AND LAZY XD