A/N
kd: Hello readers! If you're looking for some lame, cheesy Shun x Alice Christmas story (no offence to anyone who writes/reads that kind of stuff), then you came to the wrong place. If you're looking for a fanfic in which Masquerade gets turned into a girl, then you're also looking in the wrong place, though you can find that one under JetRavenEX's profile. But you know what? I could go on and on about—
Masquerade: GET ON WITH IT!
kd: How rude 3=…like I was saying =D. I could go on and on about what this story isn't so I'm just going to tell you what it is.
Hydranoid: Finally!
kd: (ignoring comment) This is basically a Christmas Carol only with Masquerade in it. Now I'm a little more creative then to (fully) copy great books such as Christmas Carol, this is meant to be more comedy and will not be (or close to) an exact copy of the Christmas Carol, so ummm, enjoy =D.
Hydranoid: Are you done yet?
kd: We still need to make a disclaimer O.o
Masquerade + Hydranoid: (groans)
kd: Oh comon' you sissies, it's just one disclaimer.
Masquerade: Do we really need one? We all know anyone who bothers writing on this site actually don't own any part of the series they write for.
kd: So?
Masquerade: So there's no point to it.
kd: Gosh, fine, I'll do it! Ummm, sorry but I don't own baka—I mean! Bakugan =D…yeah, that's what I meant…
December 1st
It was a cold, snowy night and a shady teenager with spiky blonde hair was walking down the street.
"Masky? When can we brawl?"
"I told you not to call me that in public…"
"But no one's here!" Hydranoid protested.
"I don't care that no one's here…it's kind of nice, actually."
"Whoa! Did Masky just say something was nice?" Hydranoid asked in surprised.
Masquerade growled, "It's not like I'm the Christmas grouch."
"Close to it…"
"Alright then, no Christmas specials for you," Masquerade said with a satisfied grin.
"What! I've never even seen Frosty the Snowman before! Don't ruin my Christmas for me!" Hydranoid wined, "How could you be so cruel?"
Masquerade took Hydranoid off his shoulder and dropped him into the snow, "Chill out, they're only cartoons." Masquerade smirked as Hydranoid shivered in the snow looking up helplessly at his master.
"Bu-but, they're not just normal cartoons. They're CHRISTMAS CARTOONS!"
"It doesn't matter what the subject is, cartoons are cartoons. What's so great about this Christmas these people are so obsessed about, anyways?"
"It's the time of year when all humans can overcome their differences and come together in world peace and joy and unity :D," Hydranoid said in a sing-songy voice.
"…Hydranoid…do me a favor, and never try to make me gag again…"
"D: I wasn't trying to make you gag, I was just trying to tell you what Christmas is all about…*mumbles* you could learn a thing or two from this holiday…"
"What was that Hydranoid?"
"I mean…you look very handsome today, sir, it must be the evening light."
Masquerade chuckled and picked Hydranoid up off the ground. "I thought that's what you said, but seriously, would you rather be spending the whole day brawling, or sitting on your butt watching holiday specials?"
"Hmmm…"
"Hydranoid…," Masquerade said warningly, "Do you actually need to think about it? Isn't the answer obvious?"
"You're right, it is obvious. I'd rather watch Christmas specials all day!" Hydranoid said happily.
Masquerade slapped his forehead, "God, I can't wait for this holiday to be over. Hydranoid when does this holiday end?"
"It ends on the 26th, the day after Christmas."
"You mean this holiday lasts a whole month?"
"Yeah! Isn't it great?"
"Why does this holiday last so long?"
"Well…the actual day of Christmas is the 25th but people start celebrating much earlier."
"But why? Do people really have that much free time to start celebrating a holiday twenty-four days before it actually happens?"
"Oh comon', Masquerade! It's called getting into the spirit of Christmas!"
"I wish this 'spirit' would go and kill all of the fools who ever have or ever will utter the words world peace again…"
"Ummm…I think they mean the joy of Christmas not the ghost of Christmas when they say the spirit of Christmas…"
"It would make much more sense as ghost of Christmas, plus I'm getting tired with all this talk about joy, and world peace." He said the words joy and world peace as if they were the most poisonous words that had ever formed upon his lips.
"You know what? I think I have heard of a ghost of Christmas in one of the holiday specials. I think they were three of them…"
"Oh please Hydranoid, now you're telling me that you believe in world peace and ghosts?"
"I think I remember that they were hunting this old and bitter guy that would always mutter BAHHUMBUG at random situations."
"God, what a horrible catch-phrase"
A/N:
Masquerade: …
Hydranoid: …
kd: Oh comeon', it's not that bad!
Masquerade: Well…
kd: You're lucky I'm not turning you into a girl!
Masquerade: (looks shaken but still calm) you're lucky you still look like a girl.
kd: Well, Masky if I didn't look like a girl, what would I look like? O.O
Maquerade: Ummm… O.O
kd: Anyways…Happy Holidays =D
Masquerade:…Holidays with an 's'? You mean there's more than one?