One magnificent summer's afternoon in the Pokémon world, everyone's favourite Pulseman inspired mouse, Pikachu, had just finished his training for the day, and was now curiously following a humble little dirt track that he happened to stumble across whilst looking for some berries to snack on. Along the way, he bumped into his good friend Buneary, who cheerfully accepted his invitation to join him on his small trek into parts unknown.

They both wandered into a large gate, which lead into a land known as The Parasect Kingdom, according to a nearby sign at least. As they entered, Giovanni, the leader of the crime syndicate called Team Rocket, randomly popped up behind a pile of tall mushrooms to laugh evilly at the two. Neither of them noticed him though, despite the fact that his voice was apparently loud enough to echo.

The duo continued walking onwards until Pikachu, who decided to start up a conversation out of boredom, turned towards his companion and asked... "Nice of the Ash Ketchum to invite us over for a picnic, eh Buneary?"

Unfortunately for him, he slipped up and accidentally called her Gay Buneary, but she didn't seem to notice or mind.

After thinking for a second or two, she shrugged and replied, "I hope he made lotsa Lagomorphshipping!" ...Subtle.

Anyways, Pikachu then looked over Buneary's shoulder and noticed that something was amiss... "Bunigi, look!"

Before Buneary could correct him on the proper use of her name, Pikachu made his way over to some weird building marked with a sign saying 'The Parasect resort', with the word 'Parasect' being crudely crossed out and replaced with 'Rocket', in red crayon. On this building, Pikachu spotted a strange note.

"It's from Giovanni!" yelled our yellow hero without looking at it properly. He then picked it up and read it aloud.

"Dear pesky pokeymons... The Rocketlings and I, have taken over the Parasect Kingdom! The Ash Ketchum is now a permanent guest, of one of my seven Rocket Hotels! I dare ya to find him, if you can." the note then ended by saying "With lots of love from Giovanni! =3", but Pikachu wisely chose not to repeat that part.

He looked up from the letter and glanced at Buneary, "We gotta find the Ashcess!"

"And YOU gotta help us!" said Buneary to whoever's reading this (yes, YOU), thus killing the fourth wall.

Pikachu then pointed at the sky for some reason, while looking at YOU, "If YOU need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book!"

He then set off to find his trainer, with Buneary in tow.

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Hehehe yep, just in case you couldn't tell already, this is just a Hotel Mario clone, but with lagymorphs! XD

Now, I bet you're all wondering why I'd make such a thing. Well, I have one simple explanation...

...It's because I'm evil!

That being said, don't think that this is a hate fic of Lagomorph shipping or anything like that, I really do quite like the pairing myself. =)

...It's just that I'm the kind of guy who likes to make fun of everything I hold dear to me, just because.

By the way, even though this is the first fic I've ever made in my entire life, feel free to flame all you want. Infact, If you don't leave an inflammatory review, I'm gonna continue this just to be annoying, so beware! =P