Hey! Nekoi checking in here! Ok, so, I kinda got hooked on Supernatural. So, I decided to write a even crackier chapter of this fic that includes Castle, Supernatural, AND Hetalia. I apologize for the lack of sense this chapter will make. Bagel is responsible for like...the VERY start of this with Castle and Beckett...then once you see Reyane, well, you can tell that my mind kinda took over and refused to let go.
So, the disclaimer here is that I own nothing but the laptop that this fic was written on. Oh, and Reyane, I own Reyane. And no, you can't have her.
Richard Castle ∙ You know this guy Nathan Fillion has been featured in People's Sexy Men issue under the "Domestic Bliss/Guys Worth Running Home To" section AND he's in Entertainment Weekly's "50 Actors We'd Watch in Anything" AND Sky TV has described him as the ultimate cult hero…WHAT THE HECK? He looks JUST like me! How am I not in here?
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Kate Beckett ∙ Castle...are you on Wikipedia again?
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Reyane Hokkain ∙ Oh Nathan Fillion, I'd sleep with you any day!
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Alfred TheHero Jones ∙ Reya? Are you cheating on me?
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Reyane Hokkain ∙ With the hot guy on my screen? Yes.
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Alfred TheHero Jones ∙ MATT! YOUR BEST FRIEND IS CHEATING ON ME!
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Matthew Williams ∙ I would cheat on you too, what's the big deal?
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Alfred TheHero Jones ∙ You guys suck, I'm going over to Kiku's house!
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Reyane Hokkain ∙ Meh, he'll forget by tomorrow.
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Richard Castle ∙ Who are these people and why am I friends with them on Facebook?
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Kate Beckett ∙ Not sure and I don't think I want to find out.
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Richard Castle ∙ Also to answer you earlier Beckett…maybe.
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Castiel ∙ Dean, I am confused, what is this Facebook thing that I am on?
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Dean Winchester ∙ Cas, when did you get a Facebook?
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Castiel ∙ Sam made one for me for Christmas. Why?
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Kate Beckett ∙ Castle, you have some strange friends.
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Richard Castle ∙ I don't even know who these people are!
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Sam Winchester ∙ Dean, how are you on Facebook right now? Cas is on with my iPhone and I'm on the laptop.
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Dean Winchester ∙ Oh, Gabe got me an iPhone for Christmas. You know, your boyfriend isn't half bad.
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Sam Winchester ∙ HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!
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Javier Esposito ∙ These people have some issues. Castle man, I think you need to clear out your friends list.
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Richard Castle ∙ Yeah, getting right on that.
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Gabriel ∙ Little bro! You got a facebook! Facebook stalk time!
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Castiel ∙ I don't get that reference.
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Dean Winchester ∙ It's not a reference to anything. It's just Gabe being Gabe.
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Gabriel ∙ Awww…is Dean-o angry?
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Dean Winchester ∙ Why would I be angry?
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Gabriel ∙ Cause I'm stalking little Cassie here, but not you.
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Castiel ∙ Gabe, I do believe we agreed that you weren't going to call me Cassie!
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Sam Winchester ∙ Did Cas just get mad at Gabe?
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Dean Winchester ∙ Uhh…yeah. Damn.
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Reyane Hokkain ∙ Winchesters on Facebook! And sexy trenchcoat wearing holy tax accountant nerd angels? MATT! ALL OF MY LIFE'S DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!
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Matthew Williams ∙ I can't take you anywhere…can I?
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Reyane Hokkain ∙ Nope!
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Sam Winchester ∙ Yeah, this is where I get off.
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Dean Winchester ∙ Right behind ya! Bitch.
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Sam Winchester ∙ Jerk!
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Castiel ∙ Oh, I guess I should get off as well.
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Gabriel ∙ FINE! I guess I can just harass you in person then…Cassie.
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Castiel ∙ GABE!
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Richard Castle ∙ I think I'm just going to quit Facebook altogether.
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Kate Beckett ∙ Sounds like a plan.
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Author's Note Redux: Oh good lord, this chapter gave me so many problems formatting wise like you would believe! But it's fine now, so, I hope you enjoyed this crossover of my fandoms...I'm going to go dunk my head in acid for a while.
Also, Misha Collins...UNF!
Au revoir!