Title: Questions From a Godson

Rated k

Pairings: Slight Harry/Ginny and Teddy/Victoria

"Harry," a fifteen year old Teddy said. "When did you realize what you wanted to be?"

Harry looked up from the Daily Prophet and looked at his godson.

"Well," Harry said. "To tell you the truth I never really thought about it. I was mainly focused on Voldemort. In fifth year though, I did get the idea to become an Auror. I just never really put any effort into it because I was busy with Voldemort and the oncoming war."

"Oh," Teddy said playing with his hands.

"Don't worry about it Teddy. You don't have to decide what you want to be now."

"Okay," Teddy replied a smile find away on his face. He turned his hair black and spiky. "Now if you excuse me I have to go see Victoria. She's in her bad boy stage. Do you think this will work?" Teddy pointed towards his shirt that said blood, guts, money. "I even got a fake lip ring, but she doesn't need to know it's fake."

Harry laughed as Teddy made his way out of the study.

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"Harry, how do you know when you're in love? Not like the 'OMG I so love my boyfriend. Were gonna be together forever!' girls are like after two days of dating. The 'you're the one, the one I want to be with forever', love. How do you know what that feels like?" a twenty year old Teddy asked Harry in his office at work.

"Teddy, I think this is a better question to ask Ginny," Harry replied not looking up from his work. He was busy trying to find a new wizard who was sneaking into muggle houses and leaving magical teapots and bowls in the house. The case seemed simple enough but the teapots and bowls turned murderous and Harry needed to find the wizard quickly and it didn't help that his godson was bothering him.

"But she's a girl and I don't want to ask her because she'll tell everyone and I don't even know if its love yet or just some infatuation that has lasted my whole life. How did you know Ginny was the one?"

"I just knew," Harry said looking up from the paper. "I had this feeling that I never felt towards Cho or any other girl that caught my eye. You just know."

"That's it," Teddy said. "You just know? You sir are no help. I should have gone to Neville. At least he's dated more people then you."

With that Teddy stalked out of the office while Harry stared at his retreating figure open mouthed.

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"Harry," a twenty five year old Teddy said. He had walked into Harry's office. Harry was looking down at a case file. "So you know how Victoria and I got married a while ago."

"Yes?" Harry said looking up from his papers. He wasn't sure where this was going but he knew it probably wasn't going to be good.

"Well…um…how you do oh…okay I'm just going to say it," Teddy said taking a deep breath.

Harry waited for Teddy to spit it out.

"Well Victoria has been trying all these new dresses and she always wants to show them off to me and I say yes of course but then I regret it because in the end it always makes her mad at me. I don't know what to do!" Teddy rambled. "Harry, tell me," Teddy said begging on his knees. "What is the correct way to respond to 'Does this dress make me look fat?'"

Harry stared at Teddy dumbfounded.

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"Harry," Teddy said interrupting yet another day of work for Harry. Just yesterday Teddy was just in the office the other day to ask how to respond to 'Does this dress make me look fat. "So I went to Neville yesterday after you gave me no response. He told me to tell her that I don't care how she looks and if she because fat that I'll always love her. But then Harry I noticed something. She is getting fat. Not that that is bad, but I don't think its fat."

Harry stared at Teddy. "If it's not fat then what is it?"

"I think she's pregnant Harry. I lived with you and Ginny while she was pregnant I think I know how the stomach looks once it begins. But how do I bring this question up with Victoria?"

"Just plainly ask her if she's pregnant." Harry replied.

"What are you stupid? No!" Teddy replied. "Did you do that to Ginny? Asking her would be telling her that 'hey you're starting too looked fattish. Are you pregnant?' What if she's not? Then I'm the number one jerk in the world. I don't even know why I came here. Neville would have answered me better."

"They why didn't you go ask Neville?" Harry asked.

"Because you're my Godfather and you're suppose to know these things. I'm sure Sirius knew and even if he didn't he would have made up an answer that would work. Ugh. Read some nonfiction books about life Harry. Next time I expect you to actually answer my question right.

Teddy stalked out of the office in a hurry. Harry groaned. Teddy really needed to stop trying to be so dramatic.

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