Why you do not give Naruto coffee

9foxgrl

ONESHOT

Naruto was tired and need a pick me up. He was only seven but he remembered that the old man would drink coffee if he was tired and needed a pick me up. Coffee was easy to get too, there was a pot of it in the teacher's lounge.

So during break he snuck in and drank a cup, he grimaced at its bitter taste then remembered some people put sugar in it. Unfortunately all he found were chakra capsules. But eh good enough and dunked four in and drank another cup.

The bell rang and he jumped. The teachers would be coming soon.

He downed a third cup and 1/2 of a fourth then proceeded to jump out the window just in time as Iruka came.

Five minutes later...

Naruto was twitching. He felt like his heart was going to exploded. He was hyper! More then usual too! The only other students who tell something was off was Hinata Hyuuga who saw his chakra spiking, Shikamaru Nara who was getting annoyed at the boy tapping his foot rapidly. There was Shino Abumare who was surprised that any beetle that took on taste of Naruto's chakra was acting strange.

"Alright class, you parents are waiting outside for our field day so lets go." Mizuki proclaimed.

The class filed out and was getting ready for a race. All boys first. But the second Iruka said 'Go' Naruto was running faster then the Yondamie using Hirashin. Naruto ran past the group five times before skidding seven feet into a dead stop. He was grinning ear to ear and trembling.

"THAT WAS FUN CAN WE DO IT AGAIN?"

"Naruto are you feeling alright?" Iruka asked.

"FINE! I'M FINE! I just had some coffee! It was really good! I didn't put any sugar in it! Just some chakra capsule that I found! But I feel fine! Full of energy! Lets go! Lets run! Come on I'll race any jonin here!" Naruto yammered a mile a minute.

'Naruto had coffee...with chakra capsules? Kami must hate me.'

"You with he evil looking eye brows let's go! To the top of the Hokage mountain and back!" Naruto yelled at a group of jonin sitting on the roof with the Hokage and the Elders.

Gai cheered. "This child is very youthful! ALRIGHT! LET'S GO! YOSH!"

He jumped down and got into position.

Iruka sweat dropped. "Um...okay. Go!"

BANG!

Naruto took off so fast he broke the sound barrier and left an after image beside Gai. He touched the monument running around with glee then made it back just a Gai realized the blonde was gone.

"Yah! That was fun! We should do it again sometime Mister! The name is Naruto Uzumaki and don't forget it!" Naruto yelled then ran off loving his new found speed.

Twenty minutes later the ANBU found Naruto asleep on the ground, having worn all the caffeine out of his body.

Inside Naruto the Kyuubi how had also been affect by the coffee was staring in confusion at the life size mural of him with every host he ever had painted on the back wall of his cell. How he got paints he couldn't figure out.

After that day Konoha swore never to allow Naruto a single drop of coffee. It was just too dangerous.

Edited-10/23/14