Hello people! Well, here is my attempt at writing a Soul Eater fic. And to any Black Star fans who might be reading this, I'm sorry, but there is going to be a LOT of Black Star bashing in this fic. Why? Because that's how my OCs are, that's why. Well, anyway, hope you like, and that it isn't TOO terrible.

Disclaimer: If I owned Soul Eater, then G.G and Dustin would be real characters in it.

Chapter One

"Black Star, please, come down from there!" Tsubaki sighed as she once again watched her meister trying to pull off a ridiculously idiotic stunt to get everyone's attention.

"No way!" the loudmouthed ninja said, standing on top of a large ball balanced atop a tall pole. "Not until everyone looks at me in my bigness!" He grinned his usual big, idiotic grin, then frowned. "Hey, come to think of it, what ARE they looking at anyway?" Black Star jumped off his precarious perch and pushed his way through the crowd. Two kids were making their way towards DWMA.

The girl looked about 13 or 14, and she was kind of tall, as well as being lanky. She had long, straight green hair that went down her back except for one of her bangs, which was blue and stuck out in front of her face. Her eyes were green too, and half-closed, as if she was bored, or about to fall asleep, or both. She was wearing a man's gray work shirt, which was unbuttoned, revealing a white T-shirt with some kanji written down the side of it. She was also wearing black-blue slacks, black combat boots, and a necklace, which was really a simple piece of string with what looked like a shark's tooth on the front of it. Everything about her appearance in fact seemed rather boyish, in fact, if it weren't for her breasts (which were just barely bigger than Maka's), Black Star would have just assumed that she was a boy.

The boy looked about the same age as the girl, and was about the same height. However, while she was lanky, he was lean and muscled. His hair was black and about medium-length, and he wore it in a small ponytail, with a red headband going across his forehead. His eyes were brown, and seemed to have a mischievous glint in them. He was dressed in all black, except for his pants, which were red, and brown sneakers. He wore a sleeveless black shirt that showed off his somewhat muscled arms, which were covered in armbands. His pants just barely covered his hips, and were ripped at both knees. Unlike his companion, he had a warm, teasing smile on his face, and altogether seemed livelier, which was proven when he winked at a girl in the crowd.

"Who are those two?" Black Star frowned, unhappy that they were taking away the spotlight from him.

"What, you didn't hear?" Maka, who was standing to the side of him, asked as she turned to face him. "They're new students here. They just started this morning."

"Well then, if they're new, then they haven't yet had the chance to see me in all my greatness!" Black Star said.

"Black Star-" Tsubaki started, but was rudely cut off as her meister ran towards the team with his usual idiotic cry of

"Ya-haa!" He leapt towards the new students, hoping to introduce himself in the most dramatic way possible; however, his efforts were cut short, as the pair completely ignored him, instead walking straight to Maka and the others.

"I heard you're one of the best meisters in this school." The girl said dryly. "Maka Albarn-is that your name?"

"Yes, that's me." Maka said shyly, starting to rub the back of her neck. "I wouldn't really say I'm the best, though."

"Oh no?" the girl said. Her tone sounded surprised, though she still didn't do so much as raise an eyebrow. "Your father, Lord Death's weapon, made quite a fuss about you." Maka's eyes were reduced to tiny black dots at mention of her father.

"Yes, that sounds like him." She sighed. "Anyway, this is Soul."

"Hey." The white-haired boy said, raising a hand in greeting.

"Your weapon?" the black-haired boy asked, stepping up beside his friend.

"You bet." Soul grinned. "I'm a scythe." The boy grinned right back.

"Hey, that's pretty cool!" he smirked.

"And this is Tsubaki, Kid, Liz, and Patty." Maka introduced the other meister and weapons, and they each responded in prompt.

"Hello."

"Pleased to make your acquaintance."

"Nice to meet you."

"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

"Guess we should introduce ourselves now." The green-haired girl said. "I'm G.G. I'm the meister. And that's Dustin. He's my weapon."

"I'm a sniper rifle!" the boy proudly boasted. It was then that Kid noticed the one blue section contrasting against G.G's green hair.

"WHAAAAAAAATTTTTT?" he exploded in hysteria. "I don't understand it! Why is that one part of your hair blue, while the rest is green? Why don't you dye it green? Or the rest of your bangs blue? IT'S SO UNSYMMETRICAL!" He carried on, and G.G just looked at him without doing so much as flinching.

"Why are you complaining?" she asked tonelessly. "You've got THREE white stripes on one side of your hair, but not on the other." That stopped Kid dead in his tracks. He just stood there for about five seconds, before screaming out and falling to the ground, sobbing about how he was trash, while Liz and Patty tried to calm him down.

"What did I say?" G.G asked in confusion.

"Sorry about that." Maka apologized. "Guess I should have warned you-Kid's obsessed with symmetry."

"Wasn't very nice of you to diss his hair like that, G." Dustin said, and G.G looked at him.

"Well how was I supposed to know that he'd carry on like this?" she questioned, and her voice had an angry edge to it, though her face stayed as emotionless as ever. It was then that she noticed Black Star sprawled out on the pavement, his arms and legs bent in a weird angle.

"Who's that clown?" she asked.

"Black Star!" Tsubaki shouted as she ran to assist him.

"Well, that answers my question." G.G said. Tsubaki reached Black Star, and as soon as she started to bend over to pick him up, he shot straight up like an arrow.

"Ya-haa!" he shouted, and question marks appeared over both G.G and Dustin's heads.

"Sorry I didn't get the chance to introduce myself earlier." He apologized, though it was noticeably in a bragging manner.

"I'm Black Star! Be sure you remember my name, because one day, I'm going to surpass God!" Dustin sighed and rolled his eyes, while G.G just smirked, a smile actually crossing her face. Now it was Black Star's turn to be confused.

"Hey, what's the joke?" he asked.

"You are." G.G said, her voice expressing her humor.

"WHAAAAAATTTTTT?" Black Star exploded with rage.

"You think you can surpass God?" G.G said in disbelief. "God is the all-powerful Creator. No human, no matter how strong they are, or how powerful they might THINK they are, could ever have any hope of even comparing with him. Especially not a stupid little monkey like you." As Black Star's face got even redder and redder with rage, Dustin slapped his meister a high five.

"Nice one!" he laughed.

"Black Star, calm dow-" Tsubaki started, but she was once again cut off by her loudmouthed meister.

"YOU WANT TO PICK A FIGHT?" he shouted. "I DON'T NEED A WEAPON TO TAKE YOU ON! AND DON'T THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT I'M GONNA EASY ON YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL!" He clenched his fist and charged towards G.G, however, before he could get the chance to hit her, she grabbed his fist with no problem at all. Everybody watched with bated breath. What she did next stunned them even more. Without breaking a sweat, she threw Black Star through the air as easily as if he was a football. He crashed into the stairs, leaving a nice, Black Star-shaped impression.

"Black Star!" Tsubaki screamed for the second time that day as she ran to assist him again. Maka, Soul, and the others gaped at the girl, at a loss as what to say, while Dustin raised an eyebrow.

"Think you were a little rough on the poor sap, G?" he asked.

"Of course." G.G said. "He had to learn a lesson. It's his own fault that he ended up learning it the hard way." She turned and, Dustin close behind her, walked to the stairs, making her way into the school.

"Can't even control your own temper." She said to Black Star as she passed him, with him looking up at her in hate.

"You're definitely nowhere near close to God. I can't believe you're so weak." Normally, Black Star would have gotten up and tried to attack her again, however, he was too paralyzed with rage to do anything but glare at her back as she walked into the school. Even though he didn't say it out loud, Black Star knew in that moment that he had met his sworn enemy.