Authors Notes:

Hey minna! This is my new story! This is a parody. Meaning, that its a Fushigi Yuugi story set MY WAY! *cackles maliciously* There aren't many changes.... The characters personalities are all the same as in the anime. At the beginning that is. ^_^ I really enjoy writing this story because it puts my favorite characters together. I'm not gonna say who though. *snickers* But I really hope that everyone will read this chapter. If you hate it then you don't have to read anymore.*sob* :P

Disclaimer:

Fushigi Yuugi belongs to its creator, which is not me by the way. If you didn't know that then 'duh' to you.

"talking"
*thinking*

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Solving Problems
By: Inuyasha
Chapter 1: The beginning
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Miaka, Taka, and Yui were engulfed in a red light and transported to another world. "I can't wait to see the others!"Miaka enthused. She tackled her beloved Taka, aka Tamahome, in a hug.

Taka smiled at the energetic girl and wrapped his arms around her in a tight embrace. She always made the day seem brighter with her sparkling eyes.

Yui watched silently with a wistful smile on her face.

Miaka remembered her friend and disentangled herself from her boyfriend. "Come on,"she said in excitement. "Let's go see the others!" She grabbed both Yui and Taka's hands in each of her own and ran toward Hotohori's palace, dragging the two behind her.

Taka chuckled at his girlfriends antics and marveled at her eagerness to see their friends. He rolled his eyes in amusement. Out of the corner of one eye he caught Yui doing the same. Yui halted in her teasing of her friend when she saw him catch her red-handed. They shared a smile over the one thing they had in common: Miaka.

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Hotohori looked up from his mirror at the sound of the door crashing down.

"Konnichiwa minna!" Miaka exclaimed.

Various replys of "Konnichiwa" drifted from all corners of the room to greet the three other-worlders.

"Gomen that it took us so long to come back." Yui said. "But although there is a time difference between our two worlds, it does not however, mean that time stops altogether in our world. We were all in the middle of something back at home, we had to return or our secret would have been out."

"We know that Yui-san. You don't need to apologize, we understand." Chiriko stated.

"I know, but I just wanted to make sure none of you were mad. I'm sure we wouldn't have gotten in trouble, after all, who's actually going to believe that Miaka and I are Miko's and that Taka here is a reincarnation of one of her seishi?"

"If we ever tell anyone, they'll think we're insane!" Miaka said sadly. "I just wish that I didn't have to keep secrets from my mom and friends."

"Gomen nasai minna, no da. I think we should get back to the situation at hand no da." Chichiri added his wise council.

"Hai. What are we going to do about Tenkou?" Nuriko asked the other seishi.

"We don not even know what it is that he is after. What is his plan?" Hotohori added.

"I feel that the final battle might be close at hand." Chiriko said.

"Hai no da. I feel it to no da. We need to be ready for anything no da."

"I have all of my memories now. I can fight." Taka growled.

"What does he want anyway? He stationed his people in our world, but why? Taka didn't have any of his memories back then, so why would he come to our world? All his memory balls were in this world." Yui questioned in need of answers. "Why would he do it? He knows that Miaka and I live there..."

A sudden flash of insight gave Yui an idea. A disturbing idea. "He knew us Mikos were there. Do you think,"she asked the others,"that he was trying to draw us out? Perhaps he wanted us to come to this world."

"Hai no da."Chichiri said thoughtfully. "That could have been his plan no da."

Miaka opened her eyes wide and clung onto Taka's arm. *If that's true then Step 1 of his plan has worked. What does Tenkou want with Yui? Or with me? Is he after us both?*

Tauki saw Miaka grab onto that pretty-boy and stiffened slightly. The action quickly put him in a foul mood. He chose to ignore them. "Well congrats to him." Tasuki said sourly. "He f^*(^$#$% succeeded. If that was his f(&%% plan, then you played your parts perfectly. Like trained dogs."

"So the thing is,"Chiriko wondered aloud, ignoring Tasuki completely. "How do we approach him during the final fight?"

"I say we f*$#@#$ing kick that little s%$# to the ground and f^%$#ing toast him! What's t'use of a plan if we don't know what we're facin'?"

"We can't do that no da. It'll kill us all no da."Chichiri stated. He noticed Tasuki's glance toward Taka and stiffen. It wasn't noticeable to a casual observer, but Chichiri had a keen eye. He subtly checked on what had set Tasuki off this time. *Nothing unusual. Just Miaka hugging Taka.*

Chichiri was no idiot. He prided himself on guessing peoples emotions. And try as Tasuki might, he could not hide his feelings from him. Yes, he knew of Tasuki's feelings toward Miaka. He also knew of Yui-san's feelings for Taka.

Chichiri frowned slightly behind his mask. There was a giant love octagon in his group. It had been festering for a long time now. It needed to be dealt with. Soon.

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Later that night