This short one-shot was inspired by MSN and too much Slash... ;) and a glass of Creaming Soda... I love that shit! Hyper!
I've dumbed the 'MSN slang' down a bit so that it is easier to read. If you dont understand anything ask me and I will simplify.
WARNING: This story contains TOO MUCH SLASH!
DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Glee: Ryan Murphy does.
Hope you like it. :)
Cyber Sexting
PrincessKurt: So what r u up 2?
Puckasaurus: Nothin' much… Just got home from footy prac. Coach made me do laps and now I'm all sweaty.
PrincessKurt: Wish I were there. ;)
Puckasaurus: I do 2. ;) How was ur day off?
PrincessKurt: Ok. A bit boring without u here. Now I'm just lying on my bed, thinking of u.
Puckasaurus: Really?
PrincessKurt: Yep. Oh and did I mention that I'm naked.
Puckasaurus: NO!
PrincessKurt: Well, I am. And I'm wishing u were next 2 me a whole lot more right now.
Puckasaurus: R u touchin' urself 4 me?
PrincessKurt: What do u think.
Puckasaurus: Good question. I bet u couldn't wait 4 me, so u had 2 start by urself.
PrincessKurt: Good guess! But u missed out 1 tiny bit of info.
Puckasaurus: & whats that?
PrincessKurt: I dont need u. If u kno what I mean. ;)
Puckasaurus: O god babe. I get so hard when I think of u fuckin' urself wiv that dildo I bought u.
PrincessKurt: Its so big… but not as big as u.
Puckasaurus: Damn str8. R u gettin' ready 4 me.
PrincessKurt: O yea.
Puckasaurus: *Unzips pants*
PrincessKurt: U should hav unzipped those ages ago.
Puckasaurus: I kno.
PrincessKurt: U wanna get cyber freaky?
Puckasaurus: Yesssss! I thought u'd neva ask.
PrincessKurt: I'll start…
Puckasaurus: k.
PrincessKurt: It's a hot day, like 2day, & u've just come home from practice. Ur all sweaty… U open the front door & no1's home. U walk up 2 ur bedroom & find me lying butt naked on ur bed…
Puckasaurus: Yea?
PrincessKurt: …Wiv that collar u like so much around my neck & a vibrator in my hand.
Puckasaurus: Fuck. *Grabs his cock*
PrincessKurt: U get naked & make me suck ur huge cock.
Puckasaurus: O God. *Starts stroking*
PrincessKurt: Mmhmm. I deepthroat u and u grab my head & facefuck me hard… just the way I like it.
PrincessKurt: Then u cum, shooting ur spunk down my throat as I swallow around u… u then throw me down on ur bed. U command me 2 get on all 4's. All the while ur whispering dirty words in my ear.
Puckasaurus: Like wot?
PrincessKurt: Like how good a cocksucker I am. How much of a whore I am 4 ur cock. U name it…
Puckasaurus: Hurry up & get 2 the good bit already.
PrincessKurt: Patients is a virtue.
Puckasaurus: Yea well I ain't got any of those.
PrincessKurt: First u start 2nibble on my shoulder blades. Then u start 2 kiss ur way down my back. Then u place a kiss directly on my hole. U poke ur tongue out & I scream as I feel your tongue in my ass…. It feels so good… so wet & warm inside me…
Puckasaurus: I fuckin' lov rimming you… you always taste so good.
PrincessKurt: U suck on ur fingers & shove them in2 my tight ass… I'm moaning & screaming 4 u. U add a 2nd & 3rd finger. I loosen up so u pull them out & spit in2 ur palm, slicking ur big & hard-as-rock cock. Then u line ur cock up wiv my hole & push it in. All 8 inches of it…
Puckasaurus: Fuck yea!
PrincessKurt: U grab on2 my collar & pull my head back, making me arch my back thus making me even more tighter.
Puckasaurus: Yea… so fucking tight. I love the feel of ur ass around my dick.
PrincessKurt: U pull out nearly all the way & slam back in. I cry out for more as you pull my head back by hair. Lucky ur mum & sis aren't home, otherwise they'd hear me scream 4 you.
Puckasaurus: Let them hear… let them hear how much of a slut u r.
PrincessKurt: I shout 4 u 2 go harder. So u pound in2 my body & fuck me in2 your mattress.
Puckasaurus: I'm about 2 blow… its so hard 2 sext & jerk-off at the same time.
PrincessKurt: How do u think I feel. I hav to sext, stroke & hump a dildo as well.
Puckasaurus: Oh fuck, keep goin' babe… don't stop… don't fuckin' stop!
PrincessKurt: Everything gets louder & faster. We're both so close… u grab the forgotten vibrator & place that at my entrance. U push it in and I scream as u turn it on2 a high setting. So now I hav 2 dicks in my ass. I feel so full… so complete. U turn it up higher & higher. Then finally I cum, exploding all ova ur bed. U soon follow as my ass clamps down on ur dick & the vibrator. After ur done you pull out & watch as ur cum trickles from my ass.
Puckasaurus: OH GOD KURT! *Drops the fone & cums for his life*
PrincessKurt: U didn't really need 2 write that down. Hehe. But it did help the picture I had going in my head. I can't wait until we make that reality.
Puckasaurus: Same. Hey wait, did you cum?
PrincessKurt: Oh sweetie I came ages ago. I was just waiting on u. ;)
Puckasaurus: Manipulative little bitch.
PrincessKurt: Wow, I'm surprised u could spell that.
Puckasaurus: Bitch.
PrincessKurt: Manwhore.
Puckasaurus: Vigin.
PrincessKurt: Not anymore ;)
Puckasaurus: Cockslut.
PrincessKurt: I kno. U lov it.
Puckasaurus: Can u come ova?
PrincessKurt: Um… y?
Puckasaurus: I'm still hard.
PrincessKurt: Fine. I'll be ova in 20. Lov ya.
Puckasaurus: Lov u 2.
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I hope you guys didn't mind the really graphic sex... ;)
BTW: I do NOT encourage unprotected sex... you should always use a condom... unless you and your partner have been checked and are clean of any bad things... in that case go wild... but save me some. ;)
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-Jaddy
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