Author's Note:

Umm THIS is not my idea this is my oneechan idea! So here is here note! Read it now!

Oneechan's Note:

Kaida~ Hello everybody! My name's Kaida and I am the one who originally had the idea for this story. I bet you're wondering why my nee-chan is writing it if it's my idea. Well the answer is simple. I already have five stories I'm working on. That and the fact that my time to write will be greatly reduced in February because that's when I'm off to college means that to be a loyal author who gets their stories updated in a reasonable amount of time I need to limit how many stories I have. After I get more time though I plan to write my own version of this story. It won't have the same name but will still be a sister fic to this one. So until then, please enjoy my nee-chan's work! Ja ne!

Disclaimer:

I don't own crap, which means I don't own DGM, which sucks with a mop XD (inside joke if you haven't read Black Carnival you should go read it)

Summary:

Allen is King of Vampires, Lavi is a normal human who comes to help the king, What's the cold hearted King going do when this red head comes in his home and messes up his perfect haven?

The King and I

"Fool!" a silverette said as he threw the cup he was holding at the wall. "Master? What is wrong?" a man's voice said as he went over to the young man sitting on a thrown. The young man got up and grabbed the other man by his throat.

"Poising my blood is very bad, you should know that." He said calmly as fangs showed. "Master," the man coughed out, "I don't know what- what you're talking about!" he finished.

"You don't?" the master smiled, showing his fangs, "Well if you don't then forgive me for doing this." he threw the man at the wall, hard.

"Master! I really don't know what your talking about!" the slave yelled to his master.

"Right..." A large sword was in his hand now."So tell me, is that the only reason I shouldn't kill you?" the sliverette said swinging the sword around then pointing it at the man's neck.

"Master, please!" he begged, "Don't kill me! I have a wife! Kids! Please!" Tears fall down from his eyes.

"Well you should have thought of them, before you betrayed me," the young silverette said, bored.

"Well I'm sorry to hear that 'Master'." The man brought out a silver dagger and threw it at the young man.

But the young man dogged it, and then beheaded the slave with one swing of his sword. "Che, I'm turning into Kanda." He sighed, then grabbed a coat off his thrown. "Master! Where do you think your going!" two young women said as they came in.

"Out, bye." He then disappeared before the girls could get to him.

"Damn it!" the shorter one said hitting the wall, then noticed the headless body on the floor. "Onee-chan it seems like Master did it again," she said with a sigh as she poked the body with her sword.

"Don't worry nee-chan, I'm sure Allen had a reason for doing that," the taller one said going over to the body and kneeling down next to her younger sister.

"Yeah, but now we have to tell the sour puss captain!" the younger one pouted.

"Come on, we all know you like messing with Captain Kanda, so let's get on with it," the older one said getting up and holding a hand out to her sister.

"Fine, Let's go" the younger one said taking the hand and getting up.

Then the two girls left to go find the captain of the Royal Vampire Army to tell him that the king was missing again, and that it was his fault as well.

"Nerd violence..."
-Kurama

BetaRead~ Kaida Amaya

Okay well that's the started of it.. So anyways I hope you had fun reading this..

Review, with a mop XD