Author's note: To appease the gods, I took the torturous Old MacDonald Had A Farm (trad.) melody thrown at me and... oh well. Let's say the gods are at least not going to appear to throw lightning at me for a while. This is back from 2002 when Ancient Anguish was celebrating its 10th birthday.

AA's turning decade-y, yippee-hippee-ho.
Now try to say it rhymingly, yippee-hippee-ho?
There's a good thought here,
Some bad wording there,
It's a ton o'bricks
Fiddlesticks,
I was already on line six!
Can't be all impossible, yippee-hippee-ho...

So, how about a dancing scene, yippee-hippee-ho?
We'll need a gifted NPC, yippee-hippee-ho.
Marika won't sing
Gaius waltz? Bad Thing!
Inappropriate
Or better yet:
Misha'd do it for us, I bet
They say she's somewhat bribable, yippee-hippee-ho...

*a can-can interlude*

This song's closing on mockery, yippee-hippee-ho.
I can't sing that convincingly, yippee-hippee-ho.
But the point still stands
Give me half a chance
To make another song
Even from
A nutty little farm un' -
I'll help you to flip your lid, yippee-hippee-ho!