Director: "1, 2, 3 action!"

Steve: "Hello everyone. Today I'm gonna tell you how much I FUCKING HATE THIS JOB!"

Steve: "This sucks ass!"

Steve: "I DON'T WANNA BE ON A SHOW THAT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A FUCKING RETARD!"

Steve: "The little children are like, A clue! A clue! And I have to be like: Why yes this outfit is very new."

Steve: "WHAT AM I FOUR YEARS OLD?"

Steve: "Fuck blue, fuck mailbox, fuck Mr. Salt, fuck Mrs. Pepper, fuck slippery soap, FUCK THIS MOTHER FUCKING SHOW!"

Steve: "Fucking rape cum ass whore dick cock cunt vagina penis bastard bitch sex wanker molest shag hump semen hell damn piss boner erection nigger shit!"

Steve: "THE ONLY REASON I'M ON THIS SHOW IS BECAUSE I LIKE TO RAPE THE CHILDREN!"

Steve: "THIS IS THE LAMEST SHOW ON EARTH!"

Steve: "AND I RAPED BLUE!"

Blue: "bark bark bark." (it's true)

Steve: "This show is literally a piece of shit!"

Steve: "And it's gonna go right down the fucking toilet!"

Mailbox: "Here's your letter!"

Steve: "NOT NOW FAGGOT!

Steve: "And another thing!"

Steve: "EVERYONE ON THIS SHOW CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES!"

Director: "Not if you fuck them first."

Steve: "Yeah. Because I'm queer like that."

Steve: "AND I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU PAY ME!"

Steve: "I quit!"

Steve: "GOOD LUCK FINDING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOST THIS FUCKING SHOW!"

Director: "CUT!"

And that was my story. Please review